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Shameless, just shameless…

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: the McRib Locator.

Spotted in a Bill Corbett tweet.

So every moral and ethical failing makes you a celebrity, but carbon footprint makes you shameful?

I’m way behind on my shaming quota…

…hey, I come from a long line of Christian Missionaries and I’ve got to keep up the family business.

And a bigger house, bigger car, ect, ect…does not a good life make. Everyone knows that all that matters is the quality and quantity of your liquor. Everything else is secondary.

Hahaha…I should have knowed. I’m not the first person to do a My Carbon Footprint is Bigger Than Yours series on Zazzle. There are several. The iconography is even similar.

Baaahhhh.

Well, I’ve said it many times on many forums, but I don’t know if I’ve said it here:]

FUCK THE NEO-DRUIDIC COMMUNIST MOVEMENT!!!

There, that’s out of my system.

I need a bumper sticker that says I LOVE CO2. Plants LOVE CO2. CO2 makes them grow faster. If you want a better yield in your greenhouse, use a concentrator to increase the CO2 level in the greenhouse.

You would think that Hippy Potheads would LOVE something that makes their pot plants grow bigger and healthier…..

Now that’s a bumper sticker

LOL… Gotta say, I love the new Zombie Reagan Greeting Cards…..

WE HAVE LIT THE SIGNAL!!!!

(I also need a bumper sticker that says “My SUV ran over your Hybrid”)……

Thank you, Scoob. Nobody’s mentioned The Signal yet and I was quite proud of it.

You did notice what the signal is? <squints at you>

Hm. That’s pretty good. How about “The rainforest loves CO2 – you knew that, right?”

Of Course. Michelle Malkin would be proud… 😉

If I run into her at Whole Foods, I’ll let her know about them……

that works….. 🙂

Jimmy Fallon has me so ashamed I wont even keep my CFL bulbs on anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgqhJNN5-lk

If I might make a silly suggestion…

You might put out some shirts with a choice of logo on the back, and the “Release the weasel” logo on the left breast.

The McRib Locator was worth every penny of admission to this site! It’s been years since I have partaken of the forbidden meat-like sandwich with BBQ sauce, onions and pickles.

I played around with some two-sided shirts, Scoob, but it makes the price suddenly shoot up to nearly thirty bucks. That struck me as a hell of a lot to pay for a t-shirt. Yeah, I’ve got the weasel, like, 90% done…but somehow, I can’t get the facial expression right. I know that sounds stupid, but it’s true.

WHAT do they put IN to those damn McRib things, df? I mean, other than mechanically separated lips and assholes? I am ashamed of my enjoyment thereof, however many years in the past it was. I think I snuck back for one every day until the circus left town.

My favorite gas station sold a passable McRib pressed pork sammich that could be re-heated in a skillet to an acceptable standard.

Didn’t the Simpsons do an episode about Homer quitting his job and following a pork sandwich across the country like a culinary Deadhead?

DF, the McRib always seemed to be nothing more than Lite Spam boiled in bad BBQ sauce to me. You’d think that they would have at least used KC Masterpiece on them….

Come to think about it, they should be the standard diet for our guests at GITMO… 😉

(lol… I just had a vision of Chef Guy Fiori shuddering in horror at that thought..)

Mmmmmm….Spam.

Ms W.,

Long-time reader, rare commenter, but you’ve just given me the perfect Christmas present idea for my aging, grumpy father. And also for my aging, grumpy self.

Don’t spend those crazy Zazzle dollars all at once, now.

Are you a Brit, Giles? I ask, because — well, come on! How may Americans are called “Giles”?

If so, try using a .co.uk extension to the Zazzle store address. They have a presence in the UK, but all the stuff is made in California. That means there are potentially Customs issues. And product limits.

Using a region specific address gives you prices in local currency. Though, apparently, much higher base prices because it takes into account Customs and shipping. I haven’t ordered anything myself.

Oh, and if you’re American…ummm…sorry for making fun of your name.

All the zazzle stuff is made in California, hmmmm that gives me an idea.

I really do wonder about some members of our species. Our noggins evolved to maximize our potential for survival, and some people think fire was a bad idea? I would enjoy watching The Professor try his hand as a hunter-gatherer.

“Son, naked, shoeless, hungry, and shivering in the cold is no way to go through life.”

“But I have no carbon footprint!”

“Neither do dead people.”

Why the hell do they call it a carbon footprint? It’s a carbon dioxide footprint. That’s right, no chemistry for the enviro set.

that’s OK Allen. Ever gotten a group of hippies going about their DiHydrogen Monoxide use?

Loads of laughs if you can do it……

Scuba, that one cracks me up. I prefer the “photothermal heating” one myself. Wow, great idea… what’s it mean? Ummmm, laying in the sun at the beach.

Heya Weas!

Ya know, it’s a surname, but I do recall a fetching lass by the name of Hannah Giles…

And I staunchly disagree that Christian missionaries’ dream world is without creature comforts. It’s just that when it comes to *our* creature comforts, they’re are out of this world, literally.

Though I only had the patience to look through the first page of carbon footprint merch, your’s is definitely the best looking one, Weasel. And I loved the Reagan signal as well.

I’m liking the ‘Guards, release the weasel’ logo, muchly.

“Cry havoc, and let loose the Weasel Of War”??

I like it!

I’ve been lurking for a while and enjoy all your work. Should the “release the weasel” shirts become available, you will find yourself in a swirling vortex of zazzle bux the likes of which you wouldn’t believe. Trust me. . .

Just bought a sheet of stickers; I may put one on our SUV (2005 Ford Expedition) to balance the eco-looking sticker on our rear bumper that says “Hydrocarbon Powered Vehicle”. Heh. ..poindexter..

I’ve been checking for the weasel tee, that’s the one I want.

oh, and just so everybody recalls:

Carbon offsets are for idiots
http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/fuck_you_you_gaia-worshipping_enviro-weenie_hippie_douchebags

I forgot to mention how amazing my monkey moron t-shirt was. And zazzle threw in an extra t-shirt too. I got a two-fer.

Gosh! They did? And you’re sure they didn’t charge you?

That’s got to do something to their profit margins. I wonder why they did that.

Eleven foot high Fred Rogers rendered in chipped beef. Okay, not really. It’s just the fugliest bronze I ever did see.

OMG!!! Couldn’t they have hired a sculptor with TALENT? That thing looks more like the Golgothan Shit Demon from Dogma than a tribute to a famous childrens entertainer….. 🙁

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iLSmTPwJGZY/SqPRJmZTtQI/AAAAAAAAcaA/CcJG6nWNtgA/s400/1.jpg

AIII! You’re right! It does!