Comments on: Rooting for the home team

By: gREG

gREG — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:11:00 +0000

I’m waiting for the day when we have to have debates about a man (or woman) wanting to marry their german shepherd. And it WILL happen. They are already lined up, waiting, just after the polygamists.

It was called “crazy” and “homophobic” 20 years ago to suggest that “one day homosexuals will want to be married” when “all they wanted was civil unions.” So mark my words: “A MAN AND HIS DOG.”

And why not? Because if so-called “gay marriage” ever passes, ANYONE can “marry” ANYTHING based upon the SAME LOGIC used to “justify” so-called “gay marriage.” Which is, basically, “don’t shove your definition of ‘mare-wage’ on me.” So, hence, “consent” is not required (but doesn’t a dog humping your leg at least show it LOVES you?), and neither does either of the participants need to be “human.”

And furthermore, define “human?” Because, unless you want to admit that abortion is murder, there is no definition that you could use that excludes a DOG from being HUMAN. The only sound definition of “human” is GENETICALLY-BASED. If you have the human DNA, you’re a human–WHETHER OR NOT YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA OR CAN QUOTE SHAKESPEARE, you know?

20 years and counting …

By: S. Weasel

S. Weasel — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:25:46 +0000

Oh, shoot. His URL — http://www.reaganwasgay.com — isn’t real. I’m so disappointed.

Not least because I might’ve been able to generate a juicy hit-producing blogwar.

By: S. Weasel

S. Weasel — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:38:51 +0000

They are precious, Princess B. They are a precious, precious natural resource. I don’t get many, and they NEVER come back for seconds.

By: Princess Bernie

Princess Bernie — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:18:56 +0000

Wow. A troll. How very precious.

By: you dont

you dont — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:50:44 +0000

Wow, a right wing shill who went to art school. How precious!

By: S. Weasel

S. Weasel — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:51:27 +0000

I was going for a "gay icons who are notoriously untogether" thing. But you've crushed me by revealing Jayne Mansfield wasn't really decapitated. Though getting scalped is closer than I'd like to get. Honestly, at what degree of head loss are you actually decapitated? Huh. Kenneth Anger lied to me. If you can't trust a gay Satanist Hollywood gossipmonger, who can you trust?

By: Ed Flinn

Ed Flinn — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:33:19 +0000

I don't know whether she is or not, I just liked the "put together" part.

By: S. Weasel

S. Weasel — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:50:33 +0000

I didn’t realize Jayne Mansfield was a gay icon. I considered Judy Garland but…too obvious. Joan Crawford and Princess Di were contenders, too.

By: Ed Flinn

Ed Flinn — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:15:16 +0000

I’ve had more gay friends than Marilyn Monroe. Put together

Works better with “Jayne Mansfield”?

By: BigBlueBug

BigBlueBug — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:05:44 +0000

Too low res.

This fills me with angst so I must do some self splashing.

Then “A Free The Weasel” it is. And a “We Have Lit The Signal”

btw A weasel kicking AlGore in the harbles would be a good idea. He could be crying kittehs.