Comments on: Stuff hippies like

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:37:04 +0000

Hi Wease! I miss you!

I now have the best visual of you playing with the Big Box ‘O Weasels at Petco, and it cracks me up that you would time your visits to coincide with cage cleaning time. Now that I have a dog that’s bred to hunt and flush small game (he nearly hung himself trying to chase after a bunny the other night), a ferret is not an option. But I stop by Potter League now and then and play with the ferrets there – there are always ferrets there.

HAPPILY, Foxy decided Simon is OK, and now they both sleep all over me in the bed. If he’s feeling particularly generous, he lets Simon lick his head (I will get a pic – it’s so ridiculously cute). Pablo is civil, but completely uninterested.

By: BigBlueBug

BigBlueBug — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:09:20 +0000

“I am crossing the event horizon of fucked.”

Hmmm. Angst, despair, hopelessness.

I’m am so going goth.

By: Allen

Allen — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:46:29 +0000

Moving to California? That’s not “I am so far passed by fucked,” that’s “I am crossing the event horizon of fucked.”

There is no return once you do that. I swear California cares more about it’s illegals than it does it’s actual taxpayers. UC budget in a meltdown? No problem, we need to make sure illegals get their in-state tuition. Ackkk, spit, ackkk.

By: Deborah

Deborah — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:57:51 +0000

In the event you haven’t seen this: the fire alarm from
From “There, I fixed it.”

http://thereifixedit.com/2009/06/30/epic-kludge-photo-fire-alarm/

By: Deborah

Deborah — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 06:07:29 +0000

Darling Badger—anytime, anytime at all.

By: scubafreak

scubafreak — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 04:57:21 +0000

Speaking of ‘so far past fucked’, I went into the restroom last night, flipped on the lights and found that an attrocity had occured. Feathers EVERYWHERE….. Schroedinger USUALLY makes enough noise with his food to wake me up, so I at least expect what I am going to find, but apparently I was dead out last night…..

20 minutes with the Vacuum, and I’m STILL finding feathers to pick up…….

By: A Work in Progress… « Lemur King's Folly

A Work in Progress… « Lemur King's Folly — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 04:18:07 +0000

[...] stopped over at Weasel’s place (Weasel Times – sweasel.com) and I realize Weas is stealing it from elsewhere but it’s just the way [...]

By: David Gillies

David Gillies — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:21:52 +0000

Bug: Italy is more expensive than California? That I find hard to believe. I mean, I’ve lived in San Diego (Pacific Beach, and I love the place beyond all reason – it is not true you can’t get decent coffee in America) but I can’t imagine it’s any cheaper than Northern Italy. And if you speak Spanish you can at least read an Italian newspaper.

The “so far past fucked” line reminds me of (paraphrasing) a quote from Terry Pratchett (Witches Abroad?): “several miles over the madness horizon, and accelerating hard,” q.v. Johnson, Charles; Sullivan, Andrew; and may God have mercy on their souls.

Enas: thanks for pointing out the diabetes-friendliness of popcorn.

By: S. Weasel

S. Weasel — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:22:10 +0000

Rho d’Island is the most reliably blue state in the country. Not many know that. So while California is Moonbattistan, at least the weather is nicer.

I am totally stealing “I am so far passed fucked, it would take take the light from fucked 10 years to reach me.”

By: BigBlueBug

BigBlueBug — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:12:55 +0000

“Out of the frying pan and into the fire” is very
quaint. I prefer “I am so far passed fucked, it would take
take the light from fucked 10 years to reach me” or
“This isn’t a mistake like putting a gerbil in your
undies; it’s a mistake like grabbing a wolverine by the
harbles”

It’s gonna be Cali-ohpleasejesuskillmenow-fornia or
Florida. When I lived in Florida, rednecks shot me dead
and fire ants stripped the flesh off my carcass.

Tuscany would be much more fun but I am a poor bug.