Comments on: Captions?

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:37:10 +0000

“BOOM, try tough actin’ Tinactin!”
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From the Bob and Tom archives:

“Paging Richard Smoker,
paging Richard Smoker.
His name is Richard, but they call him Big Dick;
I’m looking for a Big Dick Smoker!”

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“Hey baby, take a look at my ‘weapon of mass destruction’!”

By: yonason

yonason — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:26:42 +0000

SOMEONE FROM HOMELAND SECURITY TO FOOTWEAR AND ACCESSORIES.

By: keepandbear

keepandbear — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:54:28 +0000

Muslim terrorism will now be moving From Homeland Security into the EPA’s jurisdicktion

By: Grouchy Al from GCP

Grouchy Al from GCP — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:32:16 +0000

“Oh Stewardess…..I’d like some more nuts, please.”

By: Fa Cube Itches

Fa Cube Itches — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 23:47:03 +0000

World’s worst Lindsay Lohan (firemuff)/Paris Hilton (burning) impersonator?

By: Fa Cube Itches

Fa Cube Itches — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 23:25:12 +0000

Allah, almighty, ah feel mah tempachur risin’
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Or, to channel Eddie Murphy: No, I’m sayin’ fire shoot outta my dick
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Live, on tour: Al Kida & The Burning Sensations

By: BillT (aka "The .0004572% Of Traffic That's From Iraq)

BillT (aka "The .0004572% Of Traffic That's From Iraq) — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:02:08 +0000

“Attacking the true root of Muslim terrorism…”

By: Scubafreak

Scubafreak — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 03:14:01 +0000

‘THE PENICILLIN!! PLEASE GIVE ME THE PENICILLIN!!’

By: Nina from GCP

Nina from GCP — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:20:03 +0000

Okay, from my sister:

Is that a bomb in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Sir, this is a non smoking crotch flight.

That’s the last article on Tiger Woods I’m gonna read!

May I check your ‘package’ for you sir?

Now all dogs are bomb sniffing dogs – who knew!

This doesn’t happen with boxers – they let you breathe

By: Greg

Greg — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:22:33 +0000

Tiger’s Wife’s Sweet Revenge