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I hated to post something new tonight, y’all were having so much fun with Mister Pantsafire down there. But I never miss a weeknight.

Feel free to keep piling on in the previous thread.

Lets just hope they don’t get to Hillary Clinton with a Snuke……

But judging from these guys, they’re having a hell of a time recruiting the usual splodey-dopes who fit the profile exactly.

Hell, looks like their having a hard time recruiting splodeydopes that can tie their shoes, let alone blow ’em up.

It’s easy.

(There will now be a short intermission while Uncle Badger commits PC suicide).

Muslim = no fly.

Welcome back to the Stone Age (you say) you so admire.

And to all the (allegedly) peaceful Muslims out there – if you don’t like it, sort it out. It’s your damned problem. They are your kids, not ours.

Now piss off.

Come on Uncle Badger, let’s be reasonable! Surely we can let them fly on planes designed by Muslims, built by Muslims in Muslim countries with only Muslim-manufactured parts?

I wouldn’t fly with no brown panty Muslims on my flight.

Ultimate responsibility lies with the Captain of the aircraft.

That’s where the buck stops.

As for Security. Completely Incompetent Booofons. White People don’t blow up Planes. Muslims Do.

The guy on the right (I’m not even going to try to pronounce his name) doesn’t look too abnormal (apart from the the-voices-are-telling-me-to-burn-you cocked head). He just looks like a rapper with an attitude (is that a tautology?). But Richard Reid. Damn. Now that motherfucker exudes crazy. I wouldn’t be able to relax if I was near that guy anywhere, let along stuck on a flight with him.

Uncle B.: it’s likely I’ll be flying to the UK in late Feb. Thanks to our aggressively incompetent security services (and to be fair, the Dutch and Brits seem to have been on the ball, it’s just the US who screwed up) my 13-hour flight is going to be rendered even more miserable. By the time I get to London I’m going to be willing to contemplate 475 kT W88 warheads on population centres, never mind no-fly lists.

Her Stoatiness may be travelling in the other direction in Fenruary, too, DG (visiting the elderly, reamining mustelid). Needless to say, I am concerned.

And angry, too.

I have a simple solution to this problem…

…we ban all clothing on planes.

And Stoaty is discriminating against me! As a young man with an obvious screw loose(at least that’s what my fellow young people types say…I did vote Republican after all, not for the Messiah) I am highly…HIGHLY! offended.

Crap, I’m going overseas next week.

I’d like to request Uncle Badger as the security officer in charge of the plane, please.

Thank you.

There are certain sacrifices one must make for the privilege of being a nutter, Roman Wolf. Being pulled out of line and interrogated is one of them.

Take off your sunglasses for the nice man, ‘K?

MY ZOMBIE REAGAN COFFEE CUP IS HERE!1!! ELEVENTY!!11!1

ZOMG!! How does it look? Is it okay?

Yeah, that’s right. I haven’t actually bought anything myself. They make it all in California and ship it over, and I’m afraid of getting stuck with a huge Customs bill.

It looks friggin awesome!!

*goes outside to look for my graph cup*

Oh, I am glad! When I saw what the colors looked like on my new monitor, I was horrified.

I’ve always been known for my subdued sense of color <choke>

I’m red/green colorblind, so I need the enhanced color action baby.

yeah, I roll that way.

Muslim men are hottttt.

Usaamah taught me wrong! It should have been “wa qina adhaaba-n-naar” not “wa ‘ilaa adhaaba-n-naar” after salaah!

Onward Muslim soldiers, burning with love for Islam – literally.

Sorry, I posted this comment on the previous thread, because I thought I was posting here. It’s…

“Someone from homeland security to Footwear and Accessories.”

S’okay, yonason. You can’t repeat a snark too often.

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