Comments on: “If I’m still alive tomorrow morning, we’ll eat my balls.”

By: S. Weasel

S. Weasel — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:01:01 +0000

Haven't got one on me, I'm afraid. Would a baculum do instead?

By: Tom

Tom — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 20:07:28 +0000

Yes, HumanPenis.org is a real website which belongs to a group planning to open the second penis museum in the world, and the first one specializing in the Human penis. The first specimen, ELMO hasn’t been harvested or plastinated yet. Elmo-The-Penis is a large American penis and balls, due to be put on display in the Iceland penis museum by Summer 2008, then to our own museum. We’re looking for other expecially large ones. Care to donate?

By: S. Weasel

S. Weasel — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:53:06 +0000

Gosh, Tom — are you really from humanpenis.org? I clicked the link, but didn’t click through to the main site on account of I’m at work.

The domain names people think of…

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 00:39:15 +0000

With most French, that wouldn’t be very impressive: the average French penis or testicles would be, at the most, a light snack!

By: porknbean

porknbean — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:21:41 +0000

“One read ‘Neck Filet, 10/03/01,’ and other labels reminded me of supermarket labels, for example ‘Minced Meat With Sauce.’”

Okay, that is funny in a macabre sort of way……until you read the entire thing. There would be no way I could watch 4 hours of murder and butchery as a member of the jury.
I feel sick.

By: S. Weasel

S. Weasel — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:22:45 +0000

There’s probably a cracking good French pun in there somewhere, since the French slang for balls is “eggs.”

Even after sitting through four and a half hours of his crime, the court only gave Meiwes eight and a half years for it. Prosecutors appealed (huh. I guess they can do that in Germany) and he subsequently got life…