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		<title>By: Lokki</title>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/575/comment-page-1#comment-5399</link>
		<dc:creator>Lokki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 13:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Treasure Island is a very good book to give to boys whom you want to keep locked in the basement.... it has some pretty cold and hard lessons about life, the simple ruthlessness of man, and how easy it is to die.


&lt;i&gt;Wounded as he was, it was wonderful how fast he could move, his grizzled hair tumbling over his face, and his face itself as red as a red ensign with his haste and fury. ... One thing I saw plainly: I must not simply retreat before him, or he would speedily hold me boxed into the bows, as a moment since he had so nearly boxed me in the stern. Once so caught, and nine or ten inches of the bloodstained dirk would be my last experience on this side of eternity. I placed my palms against the mainmast, which was of a goodish bigness, and waited, every nerve upon the stretch.

Seeing that I meant to dodge, he also paused; and a moment or two passed in feints on his part, and corresponding movements upon mine. It was such a game as I had often played at home about the rocks of Black Hill Cove; but never before, you may be sure, with such a wildly beating heart as now. Still, as I say, it was a boy&#039;s game, and I thought I could hold my own at it, against an elderly seaman with a wounded thigh. Indeed, my courage had begun to rise so high, that I allowed myself a few darting thoughts on what would be the end of the affair; &lt;b&gt;and while I saw certainly that I could spin it out for long, I saw no hope of any ultimate escape.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Treasure Island is a very good book to give to boys whom you want to keep locked in the basement&#8230;. it has some pretty cold and hard lessons about life, the simple ruthlessness of man, and how easy it is to die.</p>
<p><i>Wounded as he was, it was wonderful how fast he could move, his grizzled hair tumbling over his face, and his face itself as red as a red ensign with his haste and fury. &#8230; One thing I saw plainly: I must not simply retreat before him, or he would speedily hold me boxed into the bows, as a moment since he had so nearly boxed me in the stern. Once so caught, and nine or ten inches of the bloodstained dirk would be my last experience on this side of eternity. I placed my palms against the mainmast, which was of a goodish bigness, and waited, every nerve upon the stretch.</p>
<p>Seeing that I meant to dodge, he also paused; and a moment or two passed in feints on his part, and corresponding movements upon mine. It was such a game as I had often played at home about the rocks of Black Hill Cove; but never before, you may be sure, with such a wildly beating heart as now. Still, as I say, it was a boy&#8217;s game, and I thought I could hold my own at it, against an elderly seaman with a wounded thigh. Indeed, my courage had begun to rise so high, that I allowed myself a few darting thoughts on what would be the end of the affair; <b>and while I saw certainly that I could spin it out for long, I saw no hope of any ultimate escape.</b></i></p>
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		<title>By: Gibby Haynes</title>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/575/comment-page-1#comment-5394</link>
		<dc:creator>Gibby Haynes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh dear. I&#039;ve fucked up again. I thought I&#039;d posted something by accident above the uh, above post. Hence the mistake thing. Turns out it was just a preview. It wasn&#039;t a reference to you Lokki. Everyone knows you don&#039;t make human errors.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh dear. I&#8217;ve fucked up again. I thought I&#8217;d posted something by accident above the uh, above post. Hence the mistake thing. Turns out it was just a preview. It wasn&#8217;t a reference to you Lokki. Everyone knows you don&#8217;t make human errors.</p>
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		<title>By: Gibby Haynes</title>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/575/comment-page-1#comment-5393</link>
		<dc:creator>Gibby Haynes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>^Kindly ignore that, why my dear old mother would call a &#039;mistake&#039;, as in &#039;Boy, were you ever a mistake.&#039;
Anyway. Thanks for the recommendation. I&#039;ve got quite a few ten-year-old boys locked...uh, that is to say happily living of their own accord, in my cellar. Maybe if I gave them Treasure Island to read they&#039;d give the &#039;why won&#039;t you let us go? I want my mummy!&#039; and the scraming and crying routines a rest. It&#039;s driving me crazy. I&#039;ve pretty much got a permanent headache these days. I tell you, kidnapping isn&#039;t the lucrative industry it once way. The unions have wrecked it just like all the rest. Sometimes i don&#039;t know why I even bother.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>^Kindly ignore that, why my dear old mother would call a &#8216;mistake&#8217;, as in &#8216;Boy, were you ever a mistake.&#8217;<br />
Anyway. Thanks for the recommendation. I&#8217;ve got quite a few ten-year-old boys locked&#8230;uh, that is to say happily living of their own accord, in my cellar. Maybe if I gave them Treasure Island to read they&#8217;d give the &#8216;why won&#8217;t you let us go? I want my mummy!&#8217; and the scraming and crying routines a rest. It&#8217;s driving me crazy. I&#8217;ve pretty much got a permanent headache these days. I tell you, kidnapping isn&#8217;t the lucrative industry it once way. The unions have wrecked it just like all the rest. Sometimes i don&#8217;t know why I even bother.</p>
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		<title>By: Lokki</title>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/575/comment-page-1#comment-5391</link>
		<dc:creator>Lokki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yup. Treasure Island!
 
The pirate described is Long John Silver - before he went straight and got into the fast food racket; Hell of a good book-Treasure Island.  The perfect gift for any 10 year old boy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yup. Treasure Island!</p>
<p>The pirate described is Long John Silver &#8211; before he went straight and got into the fast food racket; Hell of a good book-Treasure Island.  The perfect gift for any 10 year old boy</p>
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		<title>By: BGG</title>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/575/comment-page-1#comment-5390</link>
		<dc:creator>BGG</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yarrr, talk like a pirate day, well shiver me timbers.  When I was in the Army, me best matey&#039;s nickname fer me was &quot;ye ol&#039; Sea Hag&quot;! Bein&#039; intentionally ironic due to me overwhelmin&#039; beauty, o&#039; course! And the ol&#039; Sea Hag did indeed recognize the  quote!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yarrr, talk like a pirate day, well shiver me timbers.  When I was in the Army, me best matey&#8217;s nickname fer me was &#8220;ye ol&#8217; Sea Hag&#8221;! Bein&#8217; intentionally ironic due to me overwhelmin&#8217; beauty, o&#8217; course! And the ol&#8217; Sea Hag did indeed recognize the  quote!</p>
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		<title>By: S. Weasel</title>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/575/comment-page-1#comment-5388</link>
		<dc:creator>S. Weasel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 00:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Google confirms that my maybe is a yes. Ye scurvy sea dog!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Google confirms that my maybe is a yes. Ye scurvy sea dog!</p>
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		<title>By: Pupster</title>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/575/comment-page-1#comment-5387</link>
		<dc:creator>Pupster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 23:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ahhr, I be recognizing the quote, ye scurvey spam bucket &#039;lubber.</description>
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		<title>By: TattooedIntellectual</title>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/575/comment-page-1#comment-5386</link>
		<dc:creator>TattooedIntellectual</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 21:40:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thought I recognized it, quick check confirmed it.  Yeah!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thought I recognized it, quick check confirmed it.  Yeah!</p>
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		<title>By: S. Weasel</title>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/575/comment-page-1#comment-5385</link>
		<dc:creator>S. Weasel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 21:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, a &lt;i&gt;one-eyed&lt;/i&gt; giant fetus skull who was in the Mickey Mouse club. That&#039;s &lt;i&gt;way&lt;/i&gt; jauntier.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, a <i>one-eyed</i> giant fetus skull who was in the Mickey Mouse club. That&#8217;s <i>way</i> jauntier.</p>
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		<title>By: Enas Yorl</title>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/575/comment-page-1#comment-5384</link>
		<dc:creator>Enas Yorl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now it looks like a giant fetus skull who was in the Mickey Mouse club.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now it looks like a giant fetus skull who was in the Mickey Mouse club.</p>
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