sweasel.com

Wow, that is appalling and strangely compelling at the same time….it’s cakewrecks.com for the fugly tattoo universe. Seriously, a necklace of severed…um. Betcha she rarely gets a second date.

Now, you just ain’t hitt’n the right fetish tattoo sites, Stoatie… Kat Von D is VERY photoshopable…. 😉

My bluebird tattoo from 35 years ago now looks like a vampyre bat.

I was so expecting to see my son on that site.

Tat removal will be a growth business in the next 20 years, that’s for sure.

There’s a Jesse James joke in there somewhere, but I’m too brain dead to find it. Seriously, Jesse…you gave up Sandra freakin Bullock to tap THAT shit? You may have made Tiger happy to be out of the limelight, but you’ve lost your mind dude.

Ah, the good old days. If you were watching TV at our house lying down on the couch, and didn’t get up when one of the other kids came in, this always happened.

The really nice, clean-cut, well-put-together young man who bought my house in Rhode Island had some of the crappiest tats I’ve ever seen in my LIFE. I mean, they were competently done but he had…Tweety and Yosemite Sam and…three or four others. Just randomly stuck on his torso.

His dad just rolled his eyes when I goaded the kid into showing me again.

A tattoo- even a cute little flower on a discreet part of the body, reduces a woman’s beauty by a minimum of seven points on a ten point scale. It has a similar effect on man although it seems to reduce the IQ by sixty points on a hundred point scale first. People who get themselves tatted up generally go so far into negative numbers that their presence sucks beauty out of the world. Their ugliness is like visual B.O. The folks in those linked pictures have gone so far as to make everything around them depressing. They make one long for the sight of road kill animals, and dog poop to relieve the visual blight they create.

JWM

I have, however, considered having my Social Security number tattoo’d someplace discreet (like the bottom of my foot). Just in case I run across the Mad Axeman some moonless night.

It’s a myth. I’m not scared of Social Security numbers.

I’m one of those idiots with ink. Two tats, one (a stupid pic of Snoopy in his red-baron-fighting togs and crop), I got on liberty from boot camp. The other, the only one I still like, is one I got at Pinky’s in Hong Kong. A lipstick imprint, very realistic, on my ass. After all these years, it still sums up my attitude.

Being all cerebral and stuff (I did some sudoku earlier) I thought the problem with the picture is that one of the kids was blonde whilst the others were redheads. I assumed the mailman was a blonde. Didn’t see the mailman underneath everyone. Double whammy there. Those tats are, uh, sweet. Gave me some great ideas for my next one, ‘specially “Manbearpig”.

JW – i LIKE that one. I might even consider getting one myself….. 🙂

Woo doggies! Am I the only one who thought these look like some of the cast from Deliverance?

I got one when I was in the Army. It was ugly then, and it hasn’t improved with age.

Who could forget the cat butt tattoo:

http://www.tressugar.com/Cat-Butt-Tattoo-941651

Another classic:

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/monkey_ass_tattoo.htm

The monkey butt.

Gonna take a wild guess and say alcohol was involved….

I’m a big chicken about needles so shall never be tatted nor pierced I think, though I was tempted a few times in the Army, more from peer pressure than anything else. Besides I’ve no idea what I would feel about it later and it’s too permanent. To each their own.

Thnx, Scoob. Back in the day, that got me a few giggles as I walked away from the bed to take a leak. I get ’em comin’ and goin’! Get it? Get it?

Jeez, I gotta ‘splain everything?

I was considering getting the word DIABETIC and my blood group tattooed on the inside of my forearm. If you go badly hypo it can mimic drunkenness. Problem is, as a diabetic, tattoos are more dangerous for me than most people.

Did anyone have Christopher Cazenove in the Dead Pool? That’s the second Dynasty actor to go in a matter of days.

The two kids with the flowers look like the mutants from “The Hills Have Eyes”. What’s scary is that they may really look like that.

Okay, that was uncomfortable…

Some of you don’t like tattoos! I thought I was the only person left on Earth who held out against the Inked Ones. Every time I’d see another normal-looking woman who had one of those tramp stamps or her shoulder and upper arm disfigured with some sort of artwork I’d hear “you will be assimilated” in my head.

Stoaty, if you’d ever been to the podiatrist and got a shot of local in the sole of your foot you’d completely rethink your SS# tat location. I’ve been stuck a number of places for medical/dental reasons, and that was the worst by far.