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The kind of utter lameness you just won’t get anywhere else

Oops! Got distracted tonight and didn’t put together a proper blogpost. Whenever that happens, I just mosey over to the Daily Mail and pick the first headline that catches my eye.

And here you go: grave-robbing badgers! Dug themselves a sett under three 100-year-old graves, scattering human remains everywhere.

It is illegal to screw with a badger sett during the breeding season (which is now), so council staff are quietly collecting bones and waiting for the badgers to quit making whoopie. Though what the farmers generally do is smack them over the head with a shovel and leave them on the side of the road.

See how easy that was? Next time I get jammed up, y’all can go to the Daily Mail for yourself.

Oh, wait. One more. It’s a shig! It’s a peep! Naw, it’s just a pig with a woolly coat. Have a good weekend, everyone! If you don’t see me around Monday, somebody come dig me out of the volcanic ash.

Comments


Comment from porknbean
Time: April 16, 2010, 10:13 pm

Grave digging badgers, huh? Considering your library of the macabre, you married well.

I like ‘peep’ as best to describe that…that shig. Though anything that resembles sheeps look evil. Brrrr. They look better nekkid…or frying in a pan.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 16, 2010, 10:17 pm

PnB, you have GOT to be the world’s only sheepaphobe.


Comment from porknbean
Time: April 16, 2010, 10:35 pm

Well, I am allergic to them – lanolin – for one and they remind me of devil movies/rituals for two. It’s those creepy satanic eyes.

Though I do enjoy your sheep pictures. I might not want to be around one but do appreciate mommas and lambkins enjoying the sunshine together.


Comment from porknbean
Time: April 16, 2010, 10:40 pm

Awww…weasel roots for team badger…

http://tinyurl.com/y9hktwb

*looking for that one sheep video


Comment from porknbean
Time: April 16, 2010, 10:49 pm

Found it. HAHAHAHAA

This cracks me the heck up.

http://tinyurl.com/yfvdzrq


Comment from Bill (still the .00358% of your traffic that’s from Iraq) T
Time: April 16, 2010, 11:01 pm

In keeping with the general tenor of the macabre, someone *else* in the blogosphere has noted H. Waxman’s uncanny resemblance to something that crawled forth from someplace that should have remained undisturbed…

http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/2010/04/henry-waxman-d-weekly-world-news.html

Heh. “…former Star Trek salt vampire…”


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 16, 2010, 11:29 pm

Hehehe…did you see the cat and the i-pad Allah posted?


Comment from EZnSF
Time: April 17, 2010, 12:08 am

Bacon earmuffs! yea.


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: April 17, 2010, 12:10 am

Hey! Anybody want a bone to gnaw on? I just found a shit load! 🙂


Comment from EW1(SG)
Time: April 17, 2010, 12:54 am

ROFLMAO! Thanks, Uncle B…got any shin bones?


Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: April 17, 2010, 2:01 am

and they remind me of devil movies/rituals for two. It’s those creepy satanic eyes.

No. No-no-no-no-no. GOATS have satanic eyes (and cloven hooves); standard Christian imagery involves separating the sheep (good people) from the goats (sinners). Goats are satanic. Sheep are good. We should all aspire to be sheep. In case the day of judgment is real close.

What? Oh, well, yeah. The stupidity of sheep does kinda wreak havoc with that metaphor. But it’s an OLD metaphor. Time-tested, y’know? And actually. . .no. NOT going there.


Comment from EW1(SG)
Time: April 17, 2010, 2:12 am

Thanks, I appreciate not going there.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: April 17, 2010, 2:46 am

Satanic? no.

CRAZY? Welllllllll……..

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3261271/crazy_old_goat/


Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: April 17, 2010, 3:49 am

Love the iPad cat video, Stoaty! Most expensive cat toy EVAH!


Comment from David Gillies
Time: April 17, 2010, 9:19 am

That woolly pig is almost as disturbing as the dream I had the other night which had ‘Upside Down’ by Diana Ross as the theme music (actually, even more weirdly, just the bass riff.)


Comment from porknbean
Time: April 17, 2010, 1:48 pm

brrr….goats too


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: April 17, 2010, 2:26 pm

Badger Genocide and what Brian May of Queen has to do with it.
http://tinyurl.com/y6tw2pw


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 17, 2010, 7:28 pm

A dodgeball shaped like a tit.

That is all.


Comment from Michelle
Time: April 19, 2010, 9:26 pm

Love the iPad cat video, Stoaty! Most expensive cat toy EVAH!

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