Comments on: Bidet Week continues at sweasel.com

By: Muslihoon

Muslihoon — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 23:22:17 +0000

Regarding toilets and bidets, have a blast: I Wanna Be Like Osama. (The performer looks Semitic; can't tell if he's an Arab or a Jew.)

Steamboat McGoo — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 22:56:30 +0000

What?

Oh. So they really do have….two.

Well, I feel a lot more comfortable now. The idea of them plopping eggses from their pie-holes really bothered me.

S. Weasel — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 22:28:06 +0000

They have a different hole for eating, if that makes you feel any better.

Steamboat McGoo — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 22:13:49 +0000

Eggses.

That is an egg chute. A eggses exit, if you will permit me a small bon mot.

Plat’s plop eggses.

And that ain’t right either.

Enas Yorl — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:30:25 +0000

One hole – that’s taking multi-tasking way too far. It ain’t right I tell you.

Steamboat McGoo — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 19:17:56 +0000

“one hole.”

Y’know, I’d just today resolved to clean up my language and act a bit. Then you run that dab of info past me.

The evoked imagery is gonna be with me. All. Day. Long.

It puggles the mind.

S. Weasel — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:04:41 +0000

Excellent! The platypus is a monotreme, which means “one hole.” YOU work it out.

Incidentally, it might help to know Brits (or at least my Brit) pronounce “bidet” “BEEday” rather than “biDAY.”

Lokki — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:37:37 +0000

Yeah, what Dave said.

This blog is the duck-billed platypus of blogs.

Well put.

Dave in Texas — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 14:42:01 +0000

I believe you get a pass on the gender thing from Mr. Mark Twain, from his commentary on “English As She is Spoke”.

“Nobody can add to the absurdity of this blog, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect”

Former Lurker — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:48:27 +0000

As a latecomer to this particularly party, all I can say is I’m glad you’re around to help while away the hours of the midnight shift…

Happy Birthday!