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Ding dong

Helen Thomas, nasty old leftist hag, retired today after inexcusably saying something she really meant: that Israelis should get the hell out of Palestine and “go home” to Germany and Poland.

I’m puzzled by those, particularly those on the right, who think this is just Crazy Aunt Helen being crazy and that firing her wouldn’t be necessary. Blurting out that Israelis should get out of Israel and go home is crazy auntie stuff, on a nuttiness level with “blacks should go home to Africa.”

Specifying they go back to Germany and Poland, where they were murdered in their millions, knocks it right off the nut-O-meter. It’s where “crazy auntie” meets “nursing home.” It’s “whisk you away with a butterfly net” time, right down there with old dudes who won’t stop playing with themselves in public.

And you’d better BELIEVE the left had to purge her fast, lest we wonder how many of them agree with her.

Anyway — goodbye, Helen, you hideous old leftist hobgoblin. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya — which, from the look of things, was your face.

Comments


Comment from scubafreak
Time: June 7, 2010, 5:32 pm

gawd, ha pic is scarier than the original movie character ever was….


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 7, 2010, 5:33 pm

With apologies to Margaret Hamilton, who was supposedly the nicest old lady in Hollywood.

By the way, on her second pass, Helen did allow that jews could go back to “America” — so she wasn’t necessarily singling them out for another round of genocide. She just didn’t much mind if they did.


Comment from MCPO Airdale
Time: June 7, 2010, 5:40 pm

I have no doubt that about 80% of the progs agree with Helen’s statements. The other 20% percent are idiots who pull the Democrat lever because their parents did.


Comment from pajama momma
Time: June 7, 2010, 5:41 pm

Wow, for once you didn’t have to do a photoshop for your story.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 7, 2010, 5:51 pm

I added some smoke.


Comment from jwpaine
Time: June 7, 2010, 6:07 pm

You meanies wouldn’t pick on her if she didn’t have a ballsack for a face!


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Comment from steve
Time: June 7, 2010, 7:14 pm

That doddering old moonbat will be wrestling hobos for aluminum cans by the end of the week….

I giver her till Wednesday to figure out that:
a – Her WH press credentials have been revoked.
b – AP isn’t taking her copy, anymore
c – Her speaker’s bureau isn’t taking her calls,anymore.
d – She has, therefore, nowhere to go when she falls out of bed, onto her head in the morning, anymore.

Thus, she will be wandering the streets of DC, aimlessly….searching, as it were, for her “special purpose”….

The withered old harridan will, however (and therefore), be the odds on fay-vor-eyet in Friday’s Dead Pool…


Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: June 7, 2010, 7:52 pm

The ugly inside ate through that bitch.


Comment from Mike C.
Time: June 7, 2010, 9:11 pm

” giver her till Wednesday to figure out that:
a – Her WH press credentials have been revoked.
b – AP isn’t taking her copy, anymore
c – Her speaker’s bureau isn’t taking her calls,anymore.
d – She has, therefore, nowhere to go when she falls out of bed, onto her head in the morning, anymore.

Thus, she will be wandering the streets of DC, aimlessly….searching, as it were, for her “special purpose”….”

Tut-tut. Saying the same stuff hasn’t seemed to impact Pat Buchanan’s career any, now has it ? She’ll be guest-blogging on HuffPo, Kos, DU and LGF in no time, and filling in for Sullivan when he takes a week to go on a bath house vacation.


Comment from Allen
Time: June 7, 2010, 10:01 pm

Oh Lord, Mike C. just put an ugly idea into my head. Imagine this on Sunday morning:

“The Buchanan/Thomas Jew Hate Hour.”

Probably the only time they would ever have common ground.


Comment from Monotone (The Elderish)
Time: June 7, 2010, 10:40 pm

Well… the way i figure it if we keep her outside long enough (like say, until morning.) she’ll just turn to dustand it’ll be a win-win A: someone, somewhere, will win him/her self some spotted dick, and B: we’ll be rid of the old bat fer good )


Comment from Gromulin
Time: June 7, 2010, 10:54 pm

If you haven’t seen Slu’s p-shop of her and armadinnerjacket..it’s a must see. Best slushop evar.


Comment from J2
Time: June 7, 2010, 11:05 pm

loss of mental acuity is a bitch…. they (the uber leftists) are so smug in their arrogance that they believe there are no lines they can not cross….
..scary times..
the problem i foresee is, her kind of darkness does not go away. underground for now, it will slither into the body politic once again.
Miz Weasel; you captured the moment… my regards
Thanks!
E


Comment from Mike C.
Time: June 7, 2010, 11:07 pm

Allen,

Could be worse. Could be a new “reality” show about Randy Andy’s bath house vacation. Not even the Great Iowahawk would want to touch that one with the proverbial ten-foot pole. Especially considering what Andy might ask him to do with the pole …

Sorry – I’ll pay for the brain bleach…


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 7, 2010, 11:18 pm

Yes, Slu did an exceptionally good job matching the angles, lighting and coloring on that one, Gromulin. See it here.

Hm. I wonder how well Total Recall holds up?


Comment from Monotone (The Elderish)
Time: June 7, 2010, 11:42 pm

hmmm with that light she looks like some kind of hairless rat….


Comment from Pablo
Time: June 8, 2010, 12:14 am

I’m puzzled by those, particularly those on the right, who think this is just Crazy Aunt Helen being crazy and that firing her wouldn’t be necessary.

Krauthammer landed in that camp. I don’t get it either.


Comment from Gromulin
Time: June 8, 2010, 1:21 am

Yes, Slu did an exceptionally good job matching the angles, lighting and coloring on that one, Gromulin. See it here.

I’m in awe of anyone that can do P-shop, especially pros like yourself. I can barely draw a stick figure and get the right number of limbs. Bad link BTW.


Comment from EZnSF
Time: June 8, 2010, 1:41 am

….now if we could only shoot out of the sky some of those flying monkey minions.


Comment from Joan of Argghh!
Time: June 8, 2010, 1:48 am

She’s been my dead-pool pic any time I’ve played (once, twice?) but I still claim her for the next. Nothing like insignificance to help the hangers-on shuffle off this mortal coil.


Comment from cbullitt
Time: June 8, 2010, 2:34 am

Outstanding as always Stoaty. Your Photo-Fu is strong.


Comment from The Dread Pirate Neck Beard
Time: June 8, 2010, 2:41 am

Krauthammer landed in that camp. I don’t get it either.

I absolutely guarantee that everyone saying that is themselves just itching for an excuse to say the same crap.


Comment from Pavel
Time: June 8, 2010, 8:18 am

The observations about the left’s agreement with this evil old biddy are spot on. I popped into Huffpo a few times to see the spin there. By and large folks agreed with what she said, though many wagged their hypocritical little fingers at her for actually articulating their beliefs.


Comment from Garland
Time: June 9, 2010, 12:46 am

Stoaty,
Have you had any experience of this attitude(I hope so)?:
http://www.newenglishreview.org/blog_direct_link.cfm/blog_id/27934


Comment from Lemur King
Time: June 9, 2010, 2:54 am

Very nice, Stoaty. Makes my butt pucker just looking at it, so the smoke you added was perfect.

If only someone had sprayed the creature with water years ago.

Gargoyles and Gorgons study about her in school to learn tricks of the trade.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: June 9, 2010, 3:37 am

“Specifying they go back to Germany and Poland, where they were murdered in their millions, knocks it right off the nut-O-meter.”

It’s also grossly ignorant: about half the Jewish population of Israel are Mizrahim. That is, Jews from Arab and other Moslem countries. There’s a reason they all live in Israel now. Hint: it wasn’t voluntary migration.


Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: June 9, 2010, 8:08 pm

Was she good looking when she was a youngin’?

Or even slightly less ugly? I mean, you can’t fault a person for being ugly on the outside (unless they do it to themselves on purpose), but man…she’s extra helpings of homely with a huge pile o’ whipped unattractive on top.

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