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No matter how lack of experience you have

Well, I speak as a 26-year-old woman. And my problem is that, no matter what, Christine O’Donnell is making a mockery of running for public office. She has no real history, no real success in any kind of business. And what that sends to my generation is, one day, you can just wake up and run for Senate, no matter how lack of experience you have. And it scares me for a lot of reasons, and I just know in my group of friends it just turns people off, because she’s seen as a nutjob.

Ohhhhhhhh…savor it, my friends. Let that roll around on your cerebral cortex for a while. Its rarity. Its purity. That there is the sweetest, strongest, melt-in-your-skull stupid you’re likely to see in this whole delightfulfully moronic political season.

Shame on Christiane Amanpour, whoring out this chubby retard for cheap ratings points.

Somebody — somebody who loves her — must sit Meghan McCain down and show her how to diagram a sentence. Then make her watch Mr Smith Goes to Washington until her eyes bleed.

At least it’ll keep her busy and off the air for a while.

Don’t remember the source image? Enjoy.

Now with AUDIO!



Comment from steve
Time: October 18, 2010, 8:00 pm

Mellons McCain….

She be qualified, reel gud for someone who’s, herself, “a lack of experience you have”.

At least, I know, in my group of friends it turns people off….

Comment from Bob Sledd
Time: October 18, 2010, 8:03 pm

Mega McCans – almost everybody’s useless idiot.

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Comment from Roman Wolf
Time: October 18, 2010, 9:37 pm

I wish I could say not everyone in my generation is as stupid as Mega McCans(thanks for the great name Bob) but sadly most are that stupid. Too many in my generation have an inflated sense of self-worth it seems, Mega McCans being only one of ’em.

Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: October 18, 2010, 9:58 pm

Hmmm, didn’t her generation provide the critical votes needed to elect someone with no experience to some sort of Government post?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 18, 2010, 9:58 pm

The cruelest one I’ve seen is Meghan “Big Mac” McCain. Burrrrrrn.

Hey, check out Snookums Cat Food, for the really pissed-off moggy. Dunno if it’s real, I think I pinched the link from Twisted Spinster’s Twitter feed…but I’m old and I get confused.

Comment from Bob Sledd
Time: October 18, 2010, 10:04 pm

Mega McCans when the bulb comes on in about 50 years: “Oh! I thought what you did was diaphram them…”

Comment from Mitchell
Time: October 18, 2010, 10:12 pm

Hilarious – Beck “interviews” Meggie Mac.

Comment from Armybrat
Time: October 18, 2010, 10:34 pm

Tell her to take a gander at the current occupant of the white house’s resume.

Comment from Mark
Time: October 18, 2010, 11:17 pm

Ms. McCain clearly takes after her father. And let me assure you that is NOT a compliment.

Comment from Allen
Time: October 18, 2010, 11:20 pm

Good grief, that photoshop damn near scared me silly while simultaneously making me laugh like a loon. It just conjured up in my mind what mom used to say: “be careful with that, you’ll put an eye out.”

I hear she calls herself “Meggie Mac.” That only brings to mind the look she gets on her face while she’s trying to figure out the directions on a box of macaroni and cheese. I feel kind of sorry for her. She has no idea how she’s being used.

Comment from Clifford Skridlow
Time: October 18, 2010, 11:54 pm

Charlie Uniform November Tango, over. . . .

Comment from Kerry the Label Guy
Time: October 19, 2010, 12:05 am

Smeggie Mac – that there is one cunning stunt, is what that is, right there.

Comment from Elphaba
Time: October 19, 2010, 12:32 am

“My group of friends…” OH…she’s talking about useless sacks of shit that have done nothing but live off Daddy’s money…I get it!


…Or maybe I should say, “Mommy’s money.” Oh, SNAP.

Comment from cobrakai99
Time: October 19, 2010, 1:12 am

“no matter how lack of experience you have.” Does this even qualify as English? I thought she went to a private school. This is stupidity in its purest form.

Comment from EZnSF
Time: October 19, 2010, 1:26 am

Twenty-somethings are the new Stupid.
I know, I’ve got two.

They all voted for Obama. They’ll do it again.
They’ll be the death of us yet.

Comment from Enas Yorl
Time: October 19, 2010, 1:48 am

Twentysomethings are old enough to think they have a good grasp of certain things, but not old enough to have an appreciation of the real depths of their own ignorance. I like the Hobbitarian notion that you’re not really a full adult until you’re 34.

Comment from Ric Locke
Time: October 19, 2010, 2:07 am

EZnSF & Enas Yorl, I invite you to meditate upon the word “sophomoric”.

Been there. Burned the T-shirt.


Comment from XBradTC
Time: October 19, 2010, 3:02 am

I had the misfortune tonight to see Miss Mac&Cheese on Rachel Maddow. In the two seconds it took me to change the channel, she still managed to say something utterly stupid about gay rights.

Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: October 19, 2010, 3:07 am

Please tell me those are her knees she is peering between.

Comment from Andrea Harris
Time: October 19, 2010, 6:01 am

I did tweet about the Snookums. Don’t know if anyone else did.

Re Meghan McCain: you know that when she left the studio Amanpour and crew just looked at each other and burst out laughing. Liberals love making fun of stupid people, and she’s handed them at least a year’s supply of “clueless blond rich Republican” jokes. I wondered why the McCain campaign seemed designed to be lost; now it looks like the McCain magic is being applied to the entire Republican Party.

Comment from Mike C.
Time: October 19, 2010, 7:44 am

“Twenty-somethings are the new Stupid.
I know, I’ve got two.”

Don’t be too certain. My older (just turned 30) has been gobsmacked by reality and gone full-blown “grouchy conservative.” Loud rants about the current office holder being “the worst president EVER!!!”, somebody who wouldn’t let my grandson take a Christmas present marshmallow gun back to his house now letting me gift him with a new Henry and take him to the range, where she herself simply can’t bring enough 9mm ammo to satisfy her, etc., etc.

Don’t give up hope.

Comment from J2
Time: October 19, 2010, 9:00 am

the “chubby retard” is the perfect dhimmi for the Amanpour cabal.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 19, 2010, 11:43 am

Then it was you, Alice. I have a bad habit of opening chitloads of pages at once and then letting them mellow for ages before I look at them, by which time I have totally forgotten how I got there.

Oh, did I mention I currently have four Q’s at once in my Scrabble game?

Yeah. The gods’ve given me the 4Q.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 19, 2010, 1:30 pm

I’ve never had much time for Andy Warhol, but I think this quote is great:

What’s great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you know that the President drinks Coke, Liz Taylor drinks Coke, and just think, you can drink Coke, too. A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it.

via Kottke.

Comment from steve
Time: October 19, 2010, 2:13 pm

I was driving home last night and the radio talk show guy made a comment about how Mellons looks a bit like a drag queen….

And when I got the chance….I reevaluated your p-shop effort, Stoaty, and decided he was right…

She does look an awful lot like a scrawny Divine


Comment from Ric Locke
Time: October 19, 2010, 4:12 pm

Now, now, guys. Not so terrible, really. Ms. McCain simply strikes me as somebody who hasn’t been nailed to the counterpane thoroughly, or often, enough. Sadly, I can’t volunteer, as I’ve got too old.

I must admit to a personal taste for a bit of extra padding — comfort over speed, y’know. Among other things, it suggests that a gob of something sticky-sweet (and preferably chocolate-flavored) will muffle the racket long enough to get going.


Comment from Steve Skubinna
Time: October 19, 2010, 5:53 pm

Well, I speak as a 54 year old man, and… Jeez, Louise, what a… maybe she could sue her mother for wrongful birth.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: October 19, 2010, 8:32 pm

I was thinking about this on the drive to work this morning. I think that she isn’t arguing from the viewpoint of O’Donnell not being able to do the job, I think she is really afraid that she will not do the job of protecting rich elitests like her and her family, and that scares the living shyte out of her…

Mellons McCain is a spoiled rich brat, and sees the world through those lenses. DON’T trust her to argue for what is good for Americans, trust her to argue for the so called Elite…….

Comment from memomachine
Time: October 19, 2010, 11:14 pm


Meghan McCain denigrating someone else’s qualifications.

There are no words.

Comment from Bill (now the .000357% of your traffic that’s from Iraq) T
Time: October 20, 2010, 9:47 am

You do realize than now visitors will be afraid to scroll any deeper into the site and they’ll miss out on Carly’s singing…

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