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Merry Christmas, pretend internet friends!

Y’all are the best imaginary friends EVER, and I’m not just saying that because I have a snootful of Uncle B’s excellent champagne.

Have a lovely day tomorrow, and please remember the true meaning of Christmas — PRESENTS!


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: December 24, 2010, 11:21 pm

Yuletide felicitations, fellow minions!

Comment from Becca
Time: December 24, 2010, 11:24 pm

Merry Christmas, from a constant reader (if not writer).

God bless!

Comment from Pupster
Time: December 24, 2010, 11:47 pm

Merry Christmas Weasel and Badger!

Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: December 24, 2010, 11:58 pm

Merry Christmas to Cousin Badger and his Good Lady Weasel!

Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: December 25, 2010, 12:05 am

In the immortal words of Hilaire Belloc:

“I wish my enemies would go to Hell.
Noel, noel, noel, noel, noel.”

Have a glorious yuletide, Stoaty-Badgers and the minions!

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: December 25, 2010, 12:17 am

Merry Christmas one and all, especially Britain-dwelling mixed-species mammalian couples.

Comment from steve
Time: December 25, 2010, 1:38 am

Have a most joyful Christmas…

And to think, probably the first white Christmas in your area in a generation!

Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!

Comment from Monotone The Elderish
Time: December 25, 2010, 2:42 am

Merry Christmas! May your house be semi-filled with colorful paper and bubblewrap! Ands good spirits! (the fun kind, not the ghosty kind.)

M.T.E. aka, Monotone The Elderish I

Comment from Mark Matis
Time: December 25, 2010, 2:48 am

??? I don’t see no steenkin’ chicklets in them branches. Are you being cruel to them? They LOVE to roost in trees!

Comment from Clifford Skridlow
Time: December 25, 2010, 2:52 am

To all at Badger House, and all those who post here, a most bountiful and rewarding Christmas with family and friends. As we sit by the fire here in the heart of Texas, we wish you all good tidings and much cheer. I shall now take my robustly fortified eggnog and return from whence I lurk.

Comment from Rodent
Time: December 25, 2010, 3:24 am

Have a Joyful and Blessed Christmas, Weasel and Badger, Charlotte and Asbo, Chooks and all the Minion Horde!

Comment from catnip
Time: December 25, 2010, 3:52 am

Warmest holiday wishes to our favorite representatives of the Mustelidae family! May the festivities of the season fill you with delight, and good fortune dwell in your home throughout the New Year!

Comment from GregO
Time: December 25, 2010, 6:34 am

Merry Christmas S. Weasel! Love the fun – keep it up!

Comment from Gromulin
Time: December 25, 2010, 7:30 am

Merry Christmas from the Gromulins to all at Badger House! (and assorted minions)

Everything is wrapped…finally. Even the dog has three things under the tree. Both kids asleep by 9PM pacific…gonna be an early morning. Last year they will buy the Santa thing. I think I’ll miss it more than I think. Best wishes to all.

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: December 25, 2010, 9:42 am

Merry Christmas everyone!

Comment from Bill (now the .000357% of your traffic that’s from Iraq) T
Time: December 25, 2010, 11:44 am

Merry Christmas, kidlets, and may all the red and green twinklies around you be festive lighting, and not



Comment from Joan of Argghh!
Time: December 25, 2010, 1:53 pm

Merry Christmas, Stoaty and Uncle Badger! You got to Christmas before the rest of us!

Comment from Bill (now the .000357% of your traffic that’s from Iraq) T
Time: December 25, 2010, 2:25 pm


Not quite all the rest of us, Mizz Joan…

Comment from some vegetable
Time: December 25, 2010, 2:26 pm

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! Just opened presents. The kids are all racing around shouting and I’ve retreated to to a snug warm corner with coffee and my nookbook. Christmas presents: Where do they find this stuff and how do they know me so well?

Comment from Mark Matis
Time: December 25, 2010, 2:36 pm

For some vegetable:
Didja take yer Dick with you? Or hasn’t her Stoatiness deigned to send it your way yet?

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: December 25, 2010, 3:03 pm

Keep ducking. Bill!

And a special Merry Christmas from two mustelids who remember who the good guys are.

Comment from some vegetable
Time: December 25, 2010, 3:13 pm

Mark –
Uhm, my dick is still coming, so to speak…

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 25, 2010, 3:18 pm

I haven’t bought your dick yet, Some Veg. You can’t get proper dick just anywhere, you know. Didn’t your mama tell you that?

Can’t talk now. Busy playing.

Comment from lauraw
Time: December 25, 2010, 3:34 pm

Merry Christmas Ms. Weasel!

We’re expecting our first significant snowfall (maybe a bleezard!) tomorrow or Monday, here in shiny brand NEW England.

Is it still illegal to shoot spastic local weathermen with tranquilizer darts? Because really it would do them a world of good…

Comment from lauraw
Time: December 25, 2010, 3:43 pm

Remember this guy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_hhoL0PCZE

How much would you love to see him suddenly slump insensible to the ground, with a feather sticking out of his rump?

I’m just sayin’

Comment from porknbean
Time: December 25, 2010, 4:48 pm

Merry Christmas Badger-Stoaties and chickens!!

Comment from some vegetable
Time: December 25, 2010, 5:32 pm

Ms. Weasel –
I’m in no rush at all but Mark gave me such a perfect opening for that line that I couldn’t resist. I had actually just popped in to see if I was banned yet. 🙂 Please please just settle in by the fireplace in your beautiful 16th century home with your 21st century computer and relax and enjoy thepleasure of the best of all holidays.

Now the eggnog is calling again. I love the stuff at Christmas – Must be the rum:-)

Comment from some vegetable
Time: December 25, 2010, 5:33 pm

Oh and I LOOOVE that weatherman.

Comment from tawny
Time: December 25, 2010, 7:19 pm

Season’s Greeting Stoaty and Badger, hope you had a lovely day down there at Badger Hall.

Comment from Frit
Time: December 25, 2010, 7:39 pm

I hope you all have a delightful Christmas, or what ever holiday you prefer to celebrate around this time of year.

‘Tis Boxing Day here, and we’re off soon to visit Dragon’s youngest sister and her hubby, then a week of vacationing on the coast! Wheee!

May the new year bring you all endless supplies of joy, happiness, love, and prosperity! 🙂

Comment from iamfelix
Time: December 25, 2010, 9:57 pm

Merry Christmas, Stoaty & B!

And Charlotte & Feral Kitteh!

And chickennnsss!

Much love, ‘felix

Comment from MCPO Airdale
Time: December 25, 2010, 10:29 pm

Happy Christmas to Badger!
Merry Christmas to Weasel!

As for the rest of you reprobates. . . put your pants on!

Comment from Pete Wilcox
Time: December 25, 2010, 11:43 pm

Merry Christmas Stoaty!

Comment from scubafreak
Time: December 26, 2010, 2:14 am



Comment from JuliaM
Time: December 26, 2010, 8:21 am

Hope you all had a good one! 🙂

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 26, 2010, 12:56 pm

Heh. That was cool, Scoob.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: December 27, 2010, 6:47 am

Aww, hell, it’s Monday, and I have to work. Well, zippity-doo-dah. I over-indulged, of course, and sent my blood sugar off to the bad place (hypo, not hyper, it should be noted.) So, in the immortal words of Dorothy Parker, Tonstant Weader fwowed up.

Comment from Delta
Time: December 27, 2010, 2:57 pm


Comment from Elphaba
Time: December 27, 2010, 8:08 pm

I know I’m a day or two late and a dollar or more short, but Merry Christmas to you all! I hope it was fab.

Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: December 28, 2010, 1:54 am

David Gillies:
And. . .I hope the hangover has receded. They mostly do, as the day goes by, although what replaces them can sometimes be equally grim.

Um. On to the New Year?

[Oy! I just realized it may not be a hangover–my bad! I did not mean to malign you. . .grovel, grovel, grovel. . .sigh.]

Comment from Oh Hell
Time: December 28, 2010, 4:30 am

Merry Christmas! We have no snow in my part of Colorado – you must have gotten it all. Works for me.

Comment from Hiyu
Time: December 31, 2010, 1:18 am

Merry Christmas weasel!! Love you!

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