Dear Koch brothers,
Like my hat? Yeah, because…ummm…it’s empty.
I’ve been reading all over the blogosphere lately how you guys have bankrolled this “Tea Party” stuff and I’m just wondering — where’s mine?
I’ve got this wingnut schtick down. Really. Really, really good.
Do you not know where to send the check or something? Because my email addy is right there in the header. Just drop me a line; we can work it out.
See, if this gig doesn’t start paying off soon, I’m going to have to slide on over to the progressives. Because we all know they’re actually right about stuff.
Hey! Am I right?
The only reason anyone would be a conservative is for dough. Or because Sarah Palin says it’s what Jesus would do.
So, c’mon guys, pony up! Fair’s fair! I’m really hurting over here.
If the Mossad ever stops buying favorable blog copy, I’m screwed.