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Comment from BuckNuttu
Time: March 4, 2011, 11:58 pm

“Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”

Comment from EZnSF
Time: March 5, 2011, 12:21 am

Spam Fritters? OMG!

Everyone! Buy more Tee Shirts!!

Comment from Armybrat
Time: March 5, 2011, 1:17 am

Tomorrow is St Pats festival at Harpoon brewery. Guess where I’ll be and what i’ll be doing.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: March 5, 2011, 1:28 am

Poor old Stoaty – flat-out asleep, as I type.

Bring on the dancing badgers!

Comment from eddiebear
Time: March 5, 2011, 2:48 am


Oh, never fear. McGoo’s site is under new management.

Guess Who?

Comment from TimB52
Time: March 5, 2011, 5:25 am

It’s dead, Jim.

Comment from Nina
Time: March 5, 2011, 12:22 pm

It looks like a cute little Knut-like polar bear cub to me…not a stoat, which aren’t usually pictured so cuddly, but more lean and deadly.


AB, I’m guessin’ you’ll be at the pub, drinking beer. With or without the Chef. But it’s only a guess. I could be wrong.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 5, 2011, 6:49 pm

This is the Stoaty I’m working on, Nina:

Bit rich for Second Life, I’m afraid.

No sense wasting McGoo’s good Google rankings, eh, Eddie Bear? It’s always distressing to watch somebody wipe out his own content, though.

Comment from Nina
Time: March 6, 2011, 12:03 am

Definitely less cuddly. 🙂

Comment from Eirik
Time: March 6, 2011, 12:58 am

Looks like Doc from “The Whiteboard”


Comment from d3ft punk
Time: March 6, 2011, 1:21 am

This was the thing with the thing:


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 6, 2011, 1:23 am

Oof. Thanks. I biffed its permissions instantly.

Stupid thing is, when I clicked the link, I didn’t really give a flying fuck how many people had viewed my profile. Given that my follower count is low, it wasn’t going to be impressive. I was just bored.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: March 6, 2011, 2:48 am

Apropos of nothing: Goddamn BBC. They just pissed me off, and made me write them a letter that they won’t read.

Dear Sirs –
Your bias is showing again.
Please note the tag “US and Israel blamed for Stuxnet” for the story US and Israel were behind Stuxnet claims researcher in the Technology Section.

Unless you are a fan of Iran obtaining nuclear weapons, you should have used the tag:

“US and Israel credited with Stuxnet”.

The story itself is admirably neutral,
but I’ll bet you a pint that the editor that wrote the tag is pro-palestinian and anti-Israel. As usual.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: March 6, 2011, 2:51 am

!%!%!@* My computer thinks I should become annonymous.
Guess it’s because I just ran MalwareBytes and cleaned up.

Oh, and I know that I don’t have any Twitter stalkers because, although a natural Twit, I don’t tweet.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 6, 2011, 11:57 pm

This is what Babelfish made of the German spam I just got:

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Hard to see what he’s selling, so I assume his email address is the target.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: March 7, 2011, 12:28 am

As an antidote —
3.0321: Wohl können wir einen Sachverhalt räumlich darstellen, welcher den Gesetzen der Physik, aber keinen, der den Gesetzen der Geometrie zuwiderliefe.

“Though a state of affairs that would contravene the laws of physics can be represented by us spatially, one that would contravene the laws of geometry cannot.”

Comment from surly ermine
Time: March 7, 2011, 2:08 pm

Oooo, I likes this one. The tooth is a nice touch. I know squat about 3d modeling but you’ve got me interested. How much time do you have in that head? Realize I’m slower than mole-asses in the winter-time.

Comment from David Bain
Time: March 7, 2011, 5:23 pm

I tried to visit this am at work. It’s a school, so the nanny software wouldn’t let me in, claiming “pornography”. That built my hopes up so here I am at home and where’s the smut? Did it detect dear Jane’s busty substances or (shudder) Spam fritters?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 7, 2011, 6:16 pm

Hey, surly! I just had an inquiry about your Guild of Mustelids art — did the person get in touch?

I haven’t burned too much time on the head. Couple of hours, maybe. I had a few false starts before I got a shape I liked, though. And I’m having a hell of a time finishing — I can’t get feet that I like.

I’ve always sucked at feet.

Comment from surly ermine
Time: March 7, 2011, 9:58 pm

Thanks Weas, I’m on it. I’m such a Zazzle slob. Folks ask for stuff and I’m too damned lazy to make it. I’ve had a couple requests for that one though, guess I better get off the couch.
Hmmm, I stole that idea from you didn’t I? Ok, what’s your cut of my 98 cents?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 7, 2011, 10:31 pm

Yeah, I didn’t exactly invent the word “guild”.

You have a Zazzle store, Surly? I’d be happy to link it. You do good work, and mustelids have to stick together. It’s a hygiene problem, I think.

Comment from Frit
Time: March 8, 2011, 1:14 am

David Bain: You want smut? Do a youtube search for “Tom Lehrer Smut” and enjoy an amusing song! (In my copy, off his CD, he introduces the song with; “I do have a cause, tho. It’s obscenity. I’m for it!” 😆 )

P.S. Found a link here:

Comment from surly ermine
Time: March 8, 2011, 7:16 pm

Thanks Weas, sure I’ll take the free publicity. (I’m such an attention whore) http://www.zazzle.com/ermine3

I’ll blow the dust off that old crap if y’all are coming by.
People, don’t expect a nice place like Weas’s. I live in the bad end of Zazzle.

(some Guild junk now up!)

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