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Good news! Words don’t mean things anymore!

I hope Gaddafi is enjoying his airstrikes, humanitarian intervention, kinetic military action, time-limited, scope-limited military action, skittle-pooping unicorns!

Looks like Obama WTF again!

See y’all here tomorrow 6pm WBT for the new Dead Pool. Looks like my new server is every bit as shit as the old one. I’ll set it up to autopost, so if it’s locked up, just keep refreshing. Good luck!


Comment from JeffS
Time: March 24, 2011, 11:40 pm

skittle-pooping unicorns

Hey, wrap a lot of C4 around them, and you have a Uni-bomber!


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: March 25, 2011, 12:17 am

Shittles bite sized candies? 😉

Pooping the rainbow..

Comment from Mono The Elderish
Time: March 25, 2011, 12:18 am

Speaking of libya, 2,200 U.S. ground troops just got deployed there. May I be the first to say that this is asshatted government at its finest?

*Edit* offshore, not currently in country.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 25, 2011, 12:56 am

I honestly didn’t think even Obama could screw anything up this badly. He’s got the worst of all possible worlds here.

Scuttlebutt is he was nagged into doing something he didn’t want by Hillary. He’s playing Mister Detached during a combat operation. He’s alienated the professional left (again — but this one’s a doozy). These stupid wordgames they’re playing just make them look like maroons. And — as always in the region, but particularly with an operation this badly handled — we’ll be extremely lucky if the outcome is at all what we hoped.

Oh, and now we’re talking about arming the rebels? The al Qaeda-back rebels? That’s just swell.

Comment from Oh Hell
Time: March 25, 2011, 2:08 am

The pResident has really produced a cluster f**k this time. This REALLY will not end well.

Comment from JeffS
Time: March 25, 2011, 2:38 am

These stupid wordgames they’re playing just make them look like maroons.

A minor correction, if I may: these stupid wordgames *prove* that they are maroons. They’ve always looked like maroons.

To me, anywho.

Comment from jam2
Time: March 25, 2011, 2:53 am

stoaty, you are the best!
btw your skittle uni was purty good ….

Comment from Allen
Time: March 25, 2011, 3:05 am

Sniff, sniff, reminds me of the Rocket Ridin’ Rabbit China Lake’s first logo.

Weasel, I am convinced you could change the rabbit to a Rocket Ridin’ Weasel.

Comment from some vegetable
Time: March 25, 2011, 3:05 am

At first your words don’t mean anything ” comment reminded me that we have always been at war with Oceania but I assume you are referring to the not-a-war-dammit Military Kinetic Action currently underway in Libya where we are dropping unicorn poop on our (well somebody’s) enemy?

Comment from GregO
Time: March 25, 2011, 3:43 am

Wot is it with this invading other countries is OK thing. STOP INVADING OTHER COUNTRIES. It is a really bad idea – hasn’t been working out for us.

Stop it now.

Comment from Oceania
Time: March 25, 2011, 5:22 am

“The more Taliban you kill, the more Taliban you get.”

Well … maybe you could start a few more wars and bleed more US$ into the sand. Then your ability to start wars will become self limiting …. unless of course you go to war with yourselves, again.
But, no one will stop you if you want to do that.

Comment from Mike C.
Time: March 25, 2011, 7:27 am

The ONLY upside I can see to this mess is that the guys on the ships got some live-fire practice in.

Okay, and maybe The O shaved off some more of his base. Other than that, this entire clusterf**k has no socially-redeeming value. If the EU wants to play Junior Conquerers, let them. Collectively (well, minus Germany, of course), they probably have a fair chance of beating up on Kadaffyduck No reason for us to be involved at all.

But hey, at least the French got their harbor queen the Charles DeGaul out for a spin.

Comment from Mike C.
Time: March 25, 2011, 9:10 am

Naturally, there is ONE among us who knows how to put it…


Put the drink down first.

Hat tip – jpsfudimo at GCP

Comment from Oceania
Time: March 25, 2011, 11:51 am

Ooh look … they have broken out the surplus 303s!
Things look serious!


Comment from Stacy
Time: March 25, 2011, 1:54 pm

Bluehost. Seriously??? What, do you hate yourself?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 25, 2011, 2:48 pm

Do you have a recommendation, Stacy? I’ve got another year on BlueHost (I prepaid for three years before I left the States because I knew I’d be out of work for a while). I also have an account with Csoft. They suck too and I’ve been meaning to wrap that one up.

The reason I don’t get too exercised about BlueHost is that every host I’ve ever had has sucked.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 25, 2011, 3:36 pm

Timestamp test.

Comment from Wollf
Time: March 25, 2011, 4:17 pm

So, let me get this right. Obama’s foreign policy is to “Kill AlQueda in Afghanistan and provide them air support in Libya”?

I hates this shit.

Comment from TheWrightWing
Time: March 25, 2011, 4:35 pm

Skittle-Pooping Unicorns would be a good name for a rock band. (Thank you, Dave Barry)

Comment from Oceania
Time: March 25, 2011, 11:08 pm

It appears to be that way Wollf …

Comment from Oldcat
Time: March 25, 2011, 11:59 pm

Looks like Barry did the Carter / LBJ / Clinton trick of getting into a pointless war to look tough, but after a day or so his lack of any work ethic won the day.

Comment from Oceania
Time: March 26, 2011, 1:59 am

Gaddaffi is one of the last remaining elder ‘Statesmen’ of the world. He is from a different time where most other politicians are dead and gone. He is a survivor, has been around, and knows where all the bodies are buried.
Look what happened to poor old Tariq Aziz? I would assume that the US wishes the same fate for Gaddafi.

The trouble is, that the US is running around killing off, murdering, bribing, heavy shunting most politicians on the planet.

It is WORSE than what the Soviet Union was doing to satellite and client states by a long shot.

Hmmm I hope that the identical twins of the Security Minister that I was tutoring for a few months a few years ago haven’t been bombed to bits on some US ‘deathlist’.

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