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Moar Weiner

This isn’t an insightful observation; I just noticed what a big ol’ head the congressman has. Still, you have to give it to him — the man has taken care of himself. Nice pecs.

Sorry to be a bore, but I’m still loving this scandal. The man who launched a career with dirty tricks has deep-sixed it with dirty pics.

Dirty dick pics.


If you’re starting to feel a teensy bit sorry for this Weiner, watch the CBS interview this lying shitbag did just a few days ago. Or read this transcript (warning: .pdf) of his FaceBook chats with that Las Vegas lady (who knew liberal sex talk included so much politics?).

This is one self-immolation we can all enjoy guilt free.


Comment from steve
Time: June 7, 2011, 10:30 pm

He gots all teh smoov of Austin Powers…


Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: June 8, 2011, 2:42 am

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.


Comment from Oceania
Time: June 8, 2011, 3:45 am

That’s nothing … beat this for classical Art ..


Comment from JeffS
Time: June 8, 2011, 3:47 am

Unfortunately, his parents had the foresight not to name him “Richard”.

Just imagine the comedy there with that added zest……

Comment from Oceania
Time: June 8, 2011, 4:14 am

Besides, whilst you Americans are looking at Wee Weiners Willy, your President is laughing about his fake birth certificate …

Comment from gebrauchshund
Time: June 8, 2011, 6:12 am

I wonder if Salon will print an article detailing the tactics Obama used to win his elections in IL? Somehow I get the feeling they wouldn’t be quite as harsh on him as they are on Weiner.

Comment from porknbean
Time: June 8, 2011, 7:25 am

oceania, we’re not looking at it or even want to, he is forcing it down our throats, so to speak. Just like what his commie bastard cohorts have been doing.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: June 8, 2011, 8:21 am

Nothing more creepy than a beta-male specimen like Weiner trying to act all macho. The thing that might actually sink him is not, gross as it is, his sending schlong pics to college students per se, but the fact it looks like he did it on the company dime. I hope he crashes and burns. He a sanctimonious blowhard, Obama groupie, and has a face so smarmy and oily he should’ve been a lawyer for a Vegas casino.

I predict his marriage is over, just to add to the downfall. Again, it’s not the wang shots. It’s that happily-married men don’t share the sausage, even in virtual form, with adolescent girls. There’s much more wrong in that household than just a bit of skeevy sexting.

Comment from Mark Matis
Time: June 8, 2011, 11:53 am

For David Gillies:
But you need to understand that is a Democrat household. As such, Weiner’s conduct is not significantly different from that of many OTHER males in Democrat households. Or females in Democrat households, for that matter…

Comment from EastAsia
Time: June 8, 2011, 1:44 pm

You know, I don’t think his marriage ever started. I hate to admit I now might believe those skeezy rumors about Huma and Hillary…but look at the Weiner wedding pic!

It’s just…not right. Maybe it’s the way he’s hanging on to her. Or maybe it’s just that, like Dr. House said, 10s marry 10s. He’s a 3, but only if you like that type.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 8, 2011, 5:17 pm

S. Weasel, I *do* like the Weiner bobblehead idea. But if you’ve a mind, we’d all like to see a Weiner bobbleshorts, preferably as an animated .gif. Nothing downright dirty, thank you – plain old nasty would be nice.

We can be grateful (not really) for Little Anthony as we now have a New! Improved! term to replace sexting: Tweinering.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 8, 2011, 6:45 pm

Yes, I’ve been waiting to hear more of that cropping up in the conversation, EastAsia. The situation makes a bit more sense if the old rumors are true. I guess people feel pretty bad for Huma and don’t mean to pile on.

But, yeah, I’ve been wondering from the beginning of this scandal whether they have a marriage or a “marriage.”

Al: I ain’t touching that.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 8, 2011, 6:51 pm

And — by the way — she’s slender and she dresses expensively, but otherwise: horseface! Why do they keep going on about how beautiful Huma Abedin is?

I guess ethnics are beautifuller by default.

Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: June 8, 2011, 7:17 pm

It can almost always be worse.
Nancy P. Lousy’s sun-spot covered roast beef curtains could be displayed to defenseless public. With ripe blue cheese dressing splatter.

As a committed anti-Democrat, I hope Wiener (Schlongstein) stays. Teddy Kennedy did far worse and 10 years later he was a valid contender against incumbent US president.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 8, 2011, 8:04 pm

EastAsia and S. Weasel – Are any book makers offering odds that both Slick Willie and Schmuck Anthony are beards?

Comment from Oldcat
Time: June 8, 2011, 8:10 pm

She’s a friend of Hillary, and like her married for proximity to power. That makes him a 10 in her book – he was going to be a player.

She might have overlooked the tweets, but his upcoming loss of all chance of being a ‘player’ going forward is going to be an issue, I’m sure.

Comment from EastAsia
Time: June 8, 2011, 8:32 pm

As for Huma’s beautifullerness: My ancestors come from fog-shrouded isles, and I don’t have a molecule of melanin to my name. I tend to think brunettes are great beauties just because their photos don’t look like Xrays.

Comment from Mark Matis
Time: June 8, 2011, 8:53 pm

For SWeas:
This one’s fer you:

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 8, 2011, 9:35 pm

Oh, dear. Mrs Weiner is preggers.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 8, 2011, 9:36 pm

Don’t rush to conclusions, Mark. Perhaps it was a marten.

Comment from EastAsia
Time: June 8, 2011, 9:53 pm

Preggers?? I hereby withdraw all my speculations.
Nobody ever said I was a good judge of human nature, I play D&D videogames ferchrissake.

Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: June 8, 2011, 9:58 pm

Today in history, our great friends and staunch allies killed 34 Navy sailors and wounded 174.


It is hard to tell between the backwards nomadic camel jammers who write right to left, genitally mutilate their spawn, make up preposterous resume inflation, abhor pork, engage in ritual livestock slaughter, are proverbially lazy. One bunch damaged USS Cole, their close cousins strafed USS Liberty then covered it up.

Can’t blame a guy for being somewhat confused.

Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: June 8, 2011, 11:33 pm

I don’t think she’s especially pretty either, but if she really is preggers, well…oh, my.

Comment from Mark Matis
Time: June 9, 2011, 12:17 am

Hey, the article SAID it was a marten. But one cannot expect ABCNNBCBS or their dead-tree fellow travelers to spend too much effort on fine points such as that…

Comment from Ric Locke
Time: June 9, 2011, 2:52 am

SSAF: When the Allies were invading Europe during WWII, at one point they were prepared for a large troop movement. The USAAF announced that they could “prepare the battlefield”, that is, deliver enough explosives to demoralize the Germans and make it easier, better than artillery, and the brass decided to let them do it.

So thousands of soldiers were in formations ready to move, and the airplanes started coming over. The first bombs were about right; later ones started being dropped earlier and earlier, until they were falling directly on American and British formations. Communications weren’t very good in those days, so it took a long time to get the mission stopped, and meanwhile more bombs fell on Allied troops. Hundreds died, thousands were wounded, and the movement was delayed by over a week, allowing the Germans to reinforce the “prepared” area, which resulted in more battle casualties.

And nobody blamed the beady-eyed, hook-nosed bastards for killing Americans.

Friendly fire isn’t, but it happens. Get the f* over it, willya?


Comment from gebrauchshund
Time: June 9, 2011, 4:21 am

Rather more recently, in Afghanistan, four Canadian soldiers were killed, and several others injured, by a bomb dropped by an American pilot.

I don’t think the Jooos were ever implicated.

Comment from steve
Time: June 9, 2011, 12:26 pm

I sort of got that “Where have I seen this guy before?” sense, when I first clapped eyes on your Wiener pic at the top of this thread….

And just this morning have I finally placed it…

I swears, that is the spitting image of Louisville basketball head coach, Rick Pitino…..or, at the very least, separated at birth….

Comment from Mark Matis
Time: June 9, 2011, 12:58 pm

Heh. Courtesy of RTinWeimar in a comment at GGrouchyOldCripple.com:

In honor of Governor Schwarzenegger, a new commandment has been added to the Bible. Be sure to write this one in underneath the other ten:

“Thou Shalt Not Share Thy Rod With Thy Staff”

Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: June 9, 2011, 2:05 pm

Friendly fire is a tragedy, on top of being an accident.

USS Liberty strafing was no accident, Ric, no more of an accident than Admiral Nagumo being lost in the fog and steering his fleet to Hawaii.

For all the help and aid we so begrudgingly bestow to the Chosen Mountaineers (from Mt. Zion), we ought to at least receive some leadership assistance. I mean, Rahm does what he can, but nec Hercules contra plures.
I hear that Moshe Katsav is available, and maybe Jonathan Pollard could be our next Secretary of State?

Every mile of American border that we so foolishly pretend to protect could be a foot of the border of Promised Land that could be protected better. Eventually this sacred spot should stretch from the Nile to Tigris and Eufrates, and all will be right as rain. (although YHVH is a finicky fellow, one just never knows what will set him off)

Pursuant to your friendly recommendation, I’ll get the f* over it, yessir, right after I finish my cornflakes.

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