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Kent Damon, Matt Damon’s father.

Zsa Zsa

Peter Falk….

Ha! FIRST!!!!!:-) Mine! All the choices are MINE, MINE, MINE

Uhm, Now, let’s see…….

Fidel ! I want Fidel! He’s MINE !!!!

Now die, sucka!

Jerry Lewis. & I have no idea if I’ll be happy or sad if I win.

Nice try Steve. Can’t pick ’em if they’re already dead!

Sigh…………..

I HATE being such a slow typist 🙁

But hey, I still got Fidel! 🙂

Hugo Chavez

…..(shit)….

Whitey Bulger

Nancy Reagan

Bashar Al-Assad

I’ll take Andy Griffith.

Steve, Good second choice. I wouldn’t be surprised if something happens to Whitey. Funny that I just came to look for the current Dead Pool BECAUSE I just heard about Peter Falk on the radio. I didn’t even know the last one had already been won!

Jimmy Carter

Moammar Gadhafi

@FKAS:

Well, Mr. Rain on My Parade….If it hadn’t been for you I might have slipped My choice of Mr. Falk past the judges and not only completed my Death Pool hat trick, but I also would have won the “fastest dick on the web” award….

I mean….it’s only cheatin’ if you get caught…..right?

Right?

Anyway, I think Whitey is going to develop a “significant health issue”, almost from the moment he steps off the plane at Hanscom Field….

Lead Poisoning?

Imagine my surprise when Whitey’s girlfriend “passes” before he does.

The One and a bunch of his toadies, in the Situation Room. But this time, by the Mossad.

Sorry Steve but I think I still retain the ‘fastest dick on the web’ title.

*hovers in sinister fashion*
*polishes scythe*

Still ridin’ Helen Thomas.

Wait, that didn’t come out right.

Keeping with the Dicks – Dick Clark.
Onstage, of terminal acne.

I was just checking the “rules” to see if I actually violated anything explicit in trying to sleeze Peter Falk through…. (and I am going to be claiming that my effort falls squarely under the “….other dirty tricks positively encouraged.” clause.)

And I was reconsidering Weasel’s item #7 “….If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address…”

Now, I know that people flog all manner of lists, mailing and otherwise, to all manner of commercial ventures…

But it still gave me pause to consider the commercial value of a mailing list that consists exclusively of “individuals who have received dicks in the mail….”

And, yes…Tawny….you DO hold that distinction….for now.

(quietly biding time…..)

I see Zha Zha Gabor’s already been picked in the first three minutes. Damn you Lords of Meetings, you always screw up my dead-pool fun in the middle of a Friday afternoon…

Let’s see… Who’s the scumbag I want to see die the most?

Let’s go with George Soros this time round. Yeah, I could see myself tapdancing about that one.

Betty White.

Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt (Putz von Asshole), because I think it would be hilarious if he goes before Zsa Zsa does (and she really is putting up quite a fight).

Oh cool, I’m in time, Maggie Thatcher!

Gotta change it up. Mickey Rooney for the win.

I have dibs on Larry Hagman.

Wait. I don’t get it. Did Steve really win or did he just enter Peter Falk as soon as he heard?

If we’re still in the race for the dick, I say, ‘C’mon, John Dingell!

BTW – Who did Princess B have in the last one?

I’ll stick with Mubarak….

He’s in a death penalty trial in Egypt, AND he has rapidly advancing cancer, if the news is to be believed….

Ann Compton, ABC News.

Dick Cheney…..he’s my guy! 🙂

Nah, it’s still open. Steve just tried one of those dirty tricks I positively encourage.

Don’t worry, Steve…I was toddling off to try and find a time of death for Mr Falk.

I suppose I ought to spare myself the trouble and add “living” to the rules.

I’ll go with Christopher Hitchens again. Good to see he wasn’t taken while I was caught in the rain delay.

Heimlich…
from behind

Rosa Muhammed!

Kirk Douglas….Dammit! Ol’ Spartacus got to be ready to assume room temperature.

— If it ain’t spotted, it ain’t Aunty’s real dick!

that guy with the suspenders, larry king. He’s gotta go sometime right?

And my reliable source in england-land says that peter falk died last thursday evening which means he was already dead when steve picked him for the dead pool.

Adam Gahdan, via hellfire with full motion video from a UAV to capture the event forever!

ernest borgnine
Slowly sinking into the sea
and giving us a wink

Ayman Zawahiri. Babmby needs to polish his gangsta cred.

Are you over here yet, Nina’s nina?

Harry Morgan.

Bawney Fwank…..dick for dick. Godspeed.

Harry Reid

micky Rooney

Don Rickles

Abe Vigoda

Bush the Elder

I’m stickin’ with Larry King with the suspenders in the green room,

Amadinajhad

Unkawill! Unkawill! Slow down, you’ll bust something. Only one pick counts, and somebody nicked Mickey Rooney already, I think.

George McGovern dammit.

Nick Charles (CNN sportscaster from mid-80s).. since most of the good ones are taken already 😛

I’m going with my perennial favorite candidate, Michigan’s own Michael Moore.

Sorry Sweas, I’ll keep Abe Vigoda for the win.

Sen. Lautenberg of NJ

Sean Penn will get it while standing next to his buddy Chavez.

Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: June 24, 2011, 7:44 pm

You shall not dance alone…..I guaranDAMNtee ya that!!!!!!

And God’s willing you shall be the one shoving dick in yer pie hole……as the masses celebrate gleefully.

Damn. I wanted Hugo Chavez, but I was not on the ball.

So how about a different scumbag dictator with known health issues: Kim Jong-il!

Amy winehouse.

She Ain’t dead yet, I don’t think…although honestly it’s hard to tell.

And no, the kid ain’t in in England yet–evidently, being white and not a terrorist or welfare queen, they won’t let her go until August.

Paul McCartney

Barbara Walters AKA Baba Wawa on the set of “The View” in full view. Just because she sided with the weiner.

Betty White

Jerry Lewis

Comment from Stacy
Time: June 25, 2011, 1:56 am

Jerry Lewis

Already taken.

Olivia DeHaviland. She’s pretty ancient.

Stoaty, can you even afford to keep us in dicks? Should we start chipping in?

Anwar al-Awlaki, again. Because. Again.

Ozzy Osborn. He’s past due.

Ernest Borgnine!

btw… Peter Falk passed today(?). I can’t count the number of times I’ve accidentally inhaled what I was eating or drinking while watching that magnificent idiot in “Columbo” or “Pocket Full of Miracles”.

Herman Wouk.

NY’s fallen Congress critter – the ever-sleazy but not easily dismissed Tony “The Bulge” Weiner

@ Elphaba

You know she’s gotta be gettin weary, chickens and all.

I say the DP winner ante ups the cost of dick, shipping, packaging, and postage. A sorta revise win. Make them pay for the privilege of being the winner.

We’d do Obama proud.

And OT; but why do I think the enigmatic Dame Stoat actually lives in Tennessee?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ezjY8YDC4w&feature=channel_video_title

Hey, we all have our fantasy’s.

Nah…surface rate, postage isn’t that bad. Every once in a while, they’ll put stuff on a plane even if you didn’t pay for it. But mostly it takes, like, twenty weeks for the dicks to arrive and they’re beat all to hell when they do.

I’m coming to believe picking a centenarian is a sucker’s bet…that said, Delores Hope.

Let’s go with George Soros this time round. Yeah, I could see myself tapdancing about that one.

Argentium G. Tiger, I so hope you win the dick. I intend to find his grave (assuming the ground doesn’t spit him up) after I leave the pub and desecrate it until the grass won’t grow there anymore.

Dammit – Ernest Borgnine is taken! I even did a term-search on the comments and none showed up!

Actually, Mr. Dave, proper desecration would most likely result in the grass growing MUCH BETTER there…

How ’bout Helen Gurley Brown, 89 year old {{redacted tasteless comment}}.
No, S. Weasel didn’t censor me. I censored myself to spare everyone’s gag reflex.

As sung by the shade of Janis Joplin:

Oh Lord, won’t you kill me a J. Gordon Brown?
Tawny’s won two Dicks; it’s gettin’ me down.
When he got into gummint, I got outta town,
So Lord, won’t you kill me a J. Gordon Brown?

Please?

I was really tempted to take Timmy The Tax-Toad Geithner (along with all his “we’ve gotta keep taking more of YOUR money, so we Gubmint lice don’t have to slow down on stealing or p***ing away boatloads of same” bend-over buddies in DeeCee), but…

I’ll stick with Jane Fonda – just ’cause I really resent the ol’ bee-yatch, and even scrawney, nasty Leftist witches’ve gotta go sometime, right?…

Ed Asner. A miserable prick for some spotted dick.

Because he’s thisclose to buying the farm from that mortar blast

Saleh…again. C’MON ALREADY!!!!

Al Molinaro…for the dick, please.

I’m gonna take a hint and vote Rachel “Bunny” Mellon off the island… Hop Along, Bunny!

Justin Bieber in a tragic shaving accident

I still have hopes for Rosalynn Carter. Jimmy’s evil consort cannot live forever, can she?

Someone could pick Jerry Lewis, the guy doesn’t seem to be doing well lately 🙁 This is not a pick from me, by the way.

The only people I can think of off-hand that might win are people I wouldn’t want to go, so I’ll just stick with once semi-famous blogger Charles Johnson, because he really needs to be put out of our misery.

A prick for the dick!

Oh, and Stotie, you never heard of Peter Falk? I’m finding that hard to credit. Aside from the TV show, there was Max, Prof. Fate’s assistant in “The Great Race” and the grandfather reading the story to the kid in “The Princess Bride.”

Tell me you never saw either of those movies and I am going to demand to see the rock you grew up under…

Of course I’ve heard of Peter Falk, Mike C. — but he wasn’t a real pick. Or, rather, steve tried to pull a fast one on the way to being our first Triple Dick recipient.

Olivia de Havilland. Even though her love story with Errol Flynn’s General Custer was the best thing about “They Died With Their Boots On.” (That and Custer’s declaration that the 7th Cavalry is marching “To HELL…or to Glory. It depends on one’s point of view.” And Charley Grapewin explaining military defeats by noting that the Injuns were too “ignorant to fight proper…so the soldiers always get licked.” And Max Steiner’s score, of course.)

Today is the anniversary of Custer’s Last Stand AND the death of Michael Jackson, who had the effrontery to die on the same day. I had just come back from the Custer battlefield and tuned in “Ace of Spades HQ” at the Hardin public library when Ace reported that the story of Jackson’s death had been “Confirmed by Geraldo the Dick.” (I wonder who he could have meant?)

Beginning to look like another short round:

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2011/06/25/report-hugo-chavez-in-critical-condition-in-cuba/#ixzz1QJt1dSw9

Damn – right country, wrong dictator…… I coulda had a Dick! and Auntie’s dick at that.

By the way, the book “Son of the Morning Star” is my favorite book on Custer…. delicious reading

Jeff Hanneman, guitarist for the thrash-metal band Slayer, on advice of counsel.

Not sure if the necrotizing fasciitis or the rock and roll lifestyle will get him but .. one way or another.

@Stoaty-no, I can’t even get into the country until aug. 26 as that is 1 month before school starts. I will be heading east-ward as soon as I can though!

@Andy-too late, I already picked Larry King.

Sticking with Phyllis Diller…..hahahahahahaha!

ut OOO,looks like FKS is pulling ahead with chavez…. dick toc dick toc

Michael Douglas

hmmmmmm chavez……here’s to hoping he takes “shawn pin” with him!!!!

Buh bye Biden!

Al Gore, for the dick…..

Kent Damon, Matt Damon’s father.

Uh, he is not famous.

I’m stickin’ with William Shatner

Hugh Hefner… his ‘heart’ has been broken too many times & taking antibiotics for syphilis continually can’t be doing him any good.

Kemal Amin “Casey” Kasem…I never really liked Shaggy.

Roger Ebert

OK, Betty Ford then.

Timmy The Tax-Toad Geithner, since JS didn’t want him (dead). Lice can’t have to long of a life span, can they?

Actually, I believe that I have a new game for you all to play.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digital-living/5202654/Gay-girl-in-Damascus-at-it-again

This prick is in Scotland – I’ll thrown in a Crate of Tui’s to whomever Whacks him first!

Comment from grasshopper
Time: June 25, 2011, 12:15 am

Nick Charles (CNN sportscaster from mid-80s).. since most of the good ones are taken already

Update: http://cnnpressroom.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/25/renowned-cnn-sports-broadcaster-nick-charles-dies-at-64/

heh.

John Glenn. Lying bastard should have been left in space.

Teh StupidCat takes Jerry Brown (D-moonbatCalifornia) Governor. Because all the good ones were taken.

Well, if Kent Damon isn’t sufficiently famous as Matt’s dad, and if I’m allowed another pick:

Phil Jones of UEA, dying of shame after everybody looks at the CRUTEM data and starts snickering.

Speaking of banjos, and not that I want to see him go, but he’s famous and old, so…Earl Scruggs.

Merle Haggard

Wow. Six days already and no dick. Death takes a holiday?

Joan Fontaine

So did Grasshopper win, or not?

Ohhhh…I didn’t realize he was pointing to his own pick.

Hm. I may have to ask for a group opinion on this one. I haven’t known the last few stiffs, but I’m reliably informed I should’ve done. But this is getting pretty obscure.

Show of hands — how many have heard of “Nick Charles (CNN sportscaster from mid-80s)”?

I’d accept that one. A stint on national TV outranks the phoney “baloon boy” parents or the Octomom, and those attention whores’ll be cultural touchstones for a while.

Hm. Perhaps I’ll make a minipost on it and solicit opinions.

I apologize, your Ladyship; I shall go back to quietly lurking and observing the in the chimney corner. I hereby absolve myself of any right to said dick in the pool since no-one has heard of him.

Hey, somebody’s trying to steal Olivia from me! Grrrr!

You can have her sister Joan instead.