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Round 17: How about somebody I’ve heard of dying this time, m’kay?

Princess Bernie takes the dick with…oh, some geezer I never heard of (yeah, not a fan of the Boss, me). That makes her the third double-dick winner, after steve and tawny. Hey, Princess B — drop me a line, would you? I’ve gone all through my old email and I can’t find your address.

Ready? Here we go:

1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of.

2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.

3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.

4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay?

5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy. Popular picks go fast.

6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.

7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you don’t want the fabulous prize, you’re too smart to be a regular. It takes me forever to put them in the mail, packages go by slow boat, typically take minimum eight to ten weeks and lose the will to live along the way.

8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.

The fabulous prize? Sweasel dot com’s unofficial sponsor, Aunty’s Spotted Dick! Mmmmm…it’s dickalicious!

Comments


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:02 pm

Kent Damon, Matt Damon’s father.


Comment from Lipstick
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:03 pm

Zsa Zsa


Comment from steve
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:04 pm

Peter Falk….


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:04 pm

Ha! FIRST!!!!!:-) Mine! All the choices are MINE, MINE, MINE

Uhm, Now, let’s see…….

Fidel ! I want Fidel! He’s MINE !!!!

Now die, sucka!


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:04 pm

Jerry Lewis. & I have no idea if I’ll be happy or sad if I win.


Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:05 pm

Nice try Steve. Can’t pick ‘em if they’re already dead!


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:06 pm

Sigh…………..

I HATE being such a slow typist :-(

But hey, I still got Fidel! :-)


Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:06 pm

Hugo Chavez


Comment from steve
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:06 pm

…..(shit)….


Comment from steve
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:07 pm

Whitey Bulger


Comment from Sockless Joe
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:09 pm

Nancy Reagan


Comment from gebrauchshund
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:10 pm

Bashar Al-Assad


Comment from Montenegro
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:10 pm

I’ll take Andy Griffith.


Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:11 pm

Steve, Good second choice. I wouldn’t be surprised if something happens to Whitey. Funny that I just came to look for the current Dead Pool BECAUSE I just heard about Peter Falk on the radio. I didn’t even know the last one had already been won!


Comment from Oldcat
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:16 pm

Jimmy Carter


Comment from hemmersheim
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:16 pm

Moammar Gadhafi


Comment from steve
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:25 pm

@FKAS:

Well, Mr. Rain on My Parade….If it hadn’t been for you I might have slipped My choice of Mr. Falk past the judges and not only completed my Death Pool hat trick, but I also would have won the “fastest dick on the web” award….

I mean….it’s only cheatin’ if you get caught…..right?

Right?

Anyway, I think Whitey is going to develop a “significant health issue”, almost from the moment he steps off the plane at Hanscom Field….


Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:30 pm

Lead Poisoning?


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: June 24, 2011, 6:41 pm

Imagine my surprise when Whitey’s girlfriend “passes” before he does.


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: June 24, 2011, 7:07 pm

The One and a bunch of his toadies, in the Situation Room. But this time, by the Mossad.


Comment from tawny
Time: June 24, 2011, 7:09 pm

Sorry Steve but I think I still retain the ‘fastest dick on the web’ title.

*hovers in sinister fashion*
*polishes scythe*


Comment from Gromulin
Time: June 24, 2011, 7:12 pm

Still ridin’ Helen Thomas.

Wait, that didn’t come out right.


Comment from JC
Time: June 24, 2011, 7:13 pm

Keeping with the Dicks – Dick Clark.
Onstage, of terminal acne.


Comment from steve
Time: June 24, 2011, 7:14 pm

I was just checking the “rules” to see if I actually violated anything explicit in trying to sleeze Peter Falk through…. (and I am going to be claiming that my effort falls squarely under the “….other dirty tricks positively encouraged.” clause.)

And I was reconsidering Weasel’s item #7 “….If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address…”

Now, I know that people flog all manner of lists, mailing and otherwise, to all manner of commercial ventures…

But it still gave me pause to consider the commercial value of a mailing list that consists exclusively of “individuals who have received dicks in the mail….”


Comment from steve
Time: June 24, 2011, 7:16 pm

And, yes…Tawny….you DO hold that distinction….for now.

(quietly biding time…..)


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: June 24, 2011, 7:44 pm

I see Zha Zha Gabor’s already been picked in the first three minutes. Damn you Lords of Meetings, you always screw up my dead-pool fun in the middle of a Friday afternoon…

Let’s see… Who’s the scumbag I want to see die the most?

Let’s go with George Soros this time round. Yeah, I could see myself tapdancing about that one.


Comment from andy
Time: June 24, 2011, 7:53 pm

Betty White.


Comment from Crabby Old Bat
Time: June 24, 2011, 7:54 pm

Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt (Putz von Asshole), because I think it would be hilarious if he goes before Zsa Zsa does (and she really is putting up quite a fight).


Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: June 24, 2011, 7:55 pm

Oh cool, I’m in time, Maggie Thatcher!


Comment from MrCaniac
Time: June 24, 2011, 8:08 pm

Gotta change it up. Mickey Rooney for the win.


Comment from Deb
Time: June 24, 2011, 8:16 pm

I have dibs on Larry Hagman.


Comment from RushBabe
Time: June 24, 2011, 8:36 pm

Wait. I don’t get it. Did Steve really win or did he just enter Peter Falk as soon as he heard?

If we’re still in the race for the dick, I say, ‘C’mon, John Dingell!

BTW – Who did Princess B have in the last one?


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: June 24, 2011, 8:50 pm

I’ll stick with Mubarak….

He’s in a death penalty trial in Egypt, AND he has rapidly advancing cancer, if the news is to be believed….


Comment from Truman North
Time: June 24, 2011, 9:08 pm

Ann Compton, ABC News.


Comment from dustoffmom
Time: June 24, 2011, 9:19 pm

Dick Cheney…..he’s my guy! :)


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 24, 2011, 9:30 pm

Nah, it’s still open. Steve just tried one of those dirty tricks I positively encourage.

Don’t worry, Steve…I was toddling off to try and find a time of death for Mr Falk.

I suppose I ought to spare myself the trouble and add “living” to the rules.


Comment from xul
Time: June 24, 2011, 9:46 pm

I’ll go with Christopher Hitchens again. Good to see he wasn’t taken while I was caught in the rain delay.


Comment from j2
Time: June 24, 2011, 9:52 pm

Heimlich…
from behind


Comment from Mono The Elderish
Time: June 24, 2011, 9:53 pm

Rosa Muhammed!


Comment from Sven in Colorado
Time: June 24, 2011, 9:56 pm

Kirk Douglas….Dammit! Ol’ Spartacus got to be ready to assume room temperature.

If it ain’t spotted, it ain’t Aunty’s real dick!


Comment from Nina’s nina
Time: June 24, 2011, 9:57 pm

that guy with the suspenders, larry king. He’s gotta go sometime right?

And my reliable source in england-land says that peter falk died last thursday evening which means he was already dead when steve picked him for the dead pool.


Comment from weaselwannabe
Time: June 24, 2011, 10:02 pm

Adam Gahdan, via hellfire with full motion video from a UAV to capture the event forever!


Comment from gulliblepratt
Time: June 24, 2011, 10:23 pm

ernest borgnine
Slowly sinking into the sea
and giving us a wink


Comment from Spad13
Time: June 24, 2011, 10:23 pm

Ayman Zawahiri. Babmby needs to polish his gangsta cred.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 24, 2011, 10:58 pm

Are you over here yet, Nina’s nina?


Comment from Grizzly
Time: June 24, 2011, 11:06 pm

Harry Morgan.


Comment from Armybrat
Time: June 24, 2011, 11:10 pm

Bawney Fwank…..dick for dick. Godspeed.


Comment from fudimo
Time: June 24, 2011, 11:22 pm

Harry Reid


Comment from unkawill
Time: June 24, 2011, 11:25 pm

micky Rooney


Comment from unkawill
Time: June 24, 2011, 11:26 pm

Don Rickles


Comment from unkawill
Time: June 24, 2011, 11:26 pm

Abe Vigoda


Comment from unkawill
Time: June 24, 2011, 11:27 pm

Bush the Elder


Comment from Andy
Time: June 24, 2011, 11:28 pm

I’m stickin’ with Larry King with the suspenders in the green room,


Comment from unkawill
Time: June 24, 2011, 11:29 pm

Amadinajhad


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 25, 2011, 12:03 am

Unkawill! Unkawill! Slow down, you’ll bust something. Only one pick counts, and somebody nicked Mickey Rooney already, I think.


Comment from EZnSF
Time: June 25, 2011, 12:14 am

George McGovern dammit.


Comment from grasshopper
Time: June 25, 2011, 12:15 am

Nick Charles (CNN sportscaster from mid-80s).. since most of the good ones are taken already :P


Comment from naleta
Time: June 25, 2011, 12:27 am

I’m going with my perennial favorite candidate, Michigan’s own Michael Moore.


Comment from unkawill
Time: June 25, 2011, 12:28 am

Sorry Sweas, I’ll keep Abe Vigoda for the win.


Comment from me
Time: June 25, 2011, 12:33 am

Sen. Lautenberg of NJ


Comment from cobrakai99
Time: June 25, 2011, 12:42 am

Sean Penn will get it while standing next to his buddy Chavez.


Comment from hemmersheim
Time: June 25, 2011, 12:43 am

Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: June 24, 2011, 7:44 pm

You shall not dance alone…..I guaranDAMNtee ya that!!!!!!

And God’s willing you shall be the one shoving dick in yer pie hole……as the masses celebrate gleefully.


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: June 25, 2011, 12:47 am

Damn. I wanted Hugo Chavez, but I was not on the ball.

So how about a different scumbag dictator with known health issues: Kim Jong-il!


Comment from Nina
Time: June 25, 2011, 1:09 am

Amy winehouse.

She Ain’t dead yet, I don’t think…although honestly it’s hard to tell.

And no, the kid ain’t in in England yet–evidently, being white and not a terrorist or welfare queen, they won’t let her go until August.


Comment from harbqll
Time: June 25, 2011, 1:16 am

Paul McCartney


Comment from PatAZ
Time: June 25, 2011, 1:17 am

Barbara Walters AKA Baba Wawa on the set of “The View” in full view. Just because she sided with the weiner.


Comment from eirik
Time: June 25, 2011, 1:27 am

Betty White


Comment from Stacy
Time: June 25, 2011, 1:56 am

Jerry Lewis


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: June 25, 2011, 3:22 am

Comment from Stacy
Time: June 25, 2011, 1:56 am

Jerry Lewis

Already taken.


Comment from Elphaba
Time: June 25, 2011, 3:52 am

Olivia DeHaviland. She’s pretty ancient.


Comment from Elphaba
Time: June 25, 2011, 3:53 am

Stoaty, can you even afford to keep us in dicks? Should we start chipping in?


Comment from Mrs. Hill
Time: June 25, 2011, 4:02 am

Anwar al-Awlaki, again. Because. Again.


Comment from BuckNutty
Time: June 25, 2011, 5:16 am

Ozzy Osborn. He’s past due.


Comment from ooGcM taobmaetS
Time: June 25, 2011, 5:20 am

Ernest Borgnine!

btw… Peter Falk passed today(?). I can’t count the number of times I’ve accidentally inhaled what I was eating or drinking while watching that magnificent idiot in “Columbo” or “Pocket Full of Miracles”.


Comment from catnip
Time: June 25, 2011, 6:35 am

Herman Wouk.


Comment from Bear
Time: June 25, 2011, 6:52 am

NY’s fallen Congress critter – the ever-sleazy but not easily dismissed Tony “The Bulge” Weiner


Comment from EZnSF
Time: June 25, 2011, 7:20 am

@ Elphaba

You know she’s gotta be gettin weary, chickens and all.

I say the DP winner ante ups the cost of dick, shipping, packaging, and postage. A sorta revise win. Make them pay for the privilege of being the winner.

We’d do Obama proud.

And OT; but why do I think the enigmatic Dame Stoat actually lives in Tennessee?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ezjY8YDC4w&feature=channel_video_title

Hey, we all have our fantasy’s.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 25, 2011, 11:27 am

Nah…surface rate, postage isn’t that bad. Every once in a while, they’ll put stuff on a plane even if you didn’t pay for it. But mostly it takes, like, twenty weeks for the dicks to arrive and they’re beat all to hell when they do.


Comment from thefritz
Time: June 25, 2011, 11:35 am

I’m coming to believe picking a centenarian is a sucker’s bet…that said, Delores Hope.


Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: June 25, 2011, 11:37 am

Let’s go with George Soros this time round. Yeah, I could see myself tapdancing about that one.

Argentium G. Tiger, I so hope you win the dick. I intend to find his grave (assuming the ground doesn’t spit him up) after I leave the pub and desecrate it until the grass won’t grow there anymore.


Comment from ooGcM taobmaetS
Time: June 25, 2011, 11:41 am

Dammit – Ernest Borgnine is taken! I even did a term-search on the comments and none showed up!


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: June 25, 2011, 11:51 am

Actually, Mr. Dave, proper desecration would most likely result in the grass growing MUCH BETTER there…


Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: June 25, 2011, 1:24 pm

How ’bout Helen Gurley Brown, 89 year old {{redacted tasteless comment}}.
No, S. Weasel didn’t censor me. I censored myself to spare everyone’s gag reflex.


Comment from David Gillies
Time: June 25, 2011, 1:33 pm

As sung by the shade of Janis Joplin:

Oh Lord, won’t you kill me a J. Gordon Brown?
Tawny’s won two Dicks; it’s gettin’ me down.
When he got into gummint, I got outta town,
So Lord, won’t you kill me a J. Gordon Brown?

Please?


Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: June 25, 2011, 1:58 pm

I was really tempted to take Timmy The Tax-Toad Geithner (along with all his “we’ve gotta keep taking more of YOUR money, so we Gubmint lice don’t have to slow down on stealing or p***ing away boatloads of same” bend-over buddies in DeeCee), but…

I’ll stick with Jane Fonda – just ’cause I really resent the ol’ bee-yatch, and even scrawney, nasty Leftist witches’ve gotta go sometime, right?…


Comment from J Foster
Time: June 25, 2011, 2:44 pm

Ed Asner. A miserable prick for some spotted dick.


Comment from mongo
Time: June 25, 2011, 2:47 pm

Because he’s thisclose to buying the farm from that mortar blast

Saleh…again. C’MON ALREADY!!!!


Comment from mandel bread
Time: June 25, 2011, 3:53 pm

Al Molinaro…for the dick, please.


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: June 25, 2011, 5:04 pm

I’m gonna take a hint and vote Rachel “Bunny” Mellon off the island… Hop Along, Bunny!


Comment from Vince Mceveety
Time: June 25, 2011, 5:30 pm

Justin Bieber in a tragic shaving accident


Comment from huerfano
Time: June 25, 2011, 6:52 pm

I still have hopes for Rosalynn Carter. Jimmy’s evil consort cannot live forever, can she?


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: June 25, 2011, 7:13 pm

Someone could pick Jerry Lewis, the guy doesn’t seem to be doing well lately :( This is not a pick from me, by the way.


Comment from MIke C.
Time: June 25, 2011, 7:48 pm

The only people I can think of off-hand that might win are people I wouldn’t want to go, so I’ll just stick with once semi-famous blogger Charles Johnson, because he really needs to be put out of our misery.

A prick for the dick!


Comment from MIke C.
Time: June 25, 2011, 7:53 pm

Oh, and Stotie, you never heard of Peter Falk? I’m finding that hard to credit. Aside from the TV show, there was Max, Prof. Fate’s assistant in “The Great Race” and the grandfather reading the story to the kid in “The Princess Bride.”

Tell me you never saw either of those movies and I am going to demand to see the rock you grew up under…


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 25, 2011, 8:38 pm

Of course I’ve heard of Peter Falk, Mike C. — but he wasn’t a real pick. Or, rather, steve tried to pull a fast one on the way to being our first Triple Dick recipient.


Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: June 25, 2011, 11:29 pm

Olivia de Havilland. Even though her love story with Errol Flynn’s General Custer was the best thing about “They Died With Their Boots On.” (That and Custer’s declaration that the 7th Cavalry is marching “To HELL…or to Glory. It depends on one’s point of view.” And Charley Grapewin explaining military defeats by noting that the Injuns were too “ignorant to fight proper…so the soldiers always get licked.” And Max Steiner’s score, of course.)

Today is the anniversary of Custer’s Last Stand AND the death of Michael Jackson, who had the effrontery to die on the same day. I had just come back from the Custer battlefield and tuned in “Ace of Spades HQ” at the Hardin public library when Ace reported that the story of Jackson’s death had been “Confirmed by Geraldo the Dick.” (I wonder who he could have meant?)


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: June 26, 2011, 12:46 am

Beginning to look like another short round:

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2011/06/25/report-hugo-chavez-in-critical-condition-in-cuba/#ixzz1QJt1dSw9

Damn – right country, wrong dictator…… I coulda had a Dick! and Auntie’s dick at that.

By the way, the book “Son of the Morning Star” is my favorite book on Custer…. delicious reading


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: June 26, 2011, 12:53 am

Jeff Hanneman, guitarist for the thrash-metal band Slayer, on advice of counsel.

Not sure if the necrotizing fasciitis or the rock and roll lifestyle will get him but .. one way or another.


Comment from Nina’s nina
Time: June 26, 2011, 2:58 am

@Stoaty-no, I can’t even get into the country until aug. 26 as that is 1 month before school starts. I will be heading east-ward as soon as I can though!

@Andy-too late, I already picked Larry King.


Comment from 16820502
Time: June 26, 2011, 3:05 am

Sticking with Phyllis Diller…..hahahahahahaha!


Comment from jam2
Time: June 26, 2011, 11:27 am

ut OOO,looks like FKS is pulling ahead with chavez…. dick toc dick toc


Comment from Princess Bernie
Time: June 26, 2011, 12:42 pm

Michael Douglas


Comment from hemmersheim
Time: June 26, 2011, 1:09 pm

hmmmmmm chavez……here’s to hoping he takes “shawn pin” with him!!!!


Comment from bigsmarthuman
Time: June 26, 2011, 10:28 pm

Buh bye Biden!


Comment from JeffS
Time: June 27, 2011, 1:59 am

Al Gore, for the dick…..


Comment from Lipstick
Time: June 27, 2011, 2:15 am

Kent Damon, Matt Damon’s father.

Uh, he is not famous.


Comment from Ben
Time: June 27, 2011, 4:15 am

I’m stickin’ with William Shatner


Comment from HenryIII
Time: June 27, 2011, 1:27 pm

Hugh Hefner… his ‘heart’ has been broken too many times & taking antibiotics for syphilis continually can’t be doing him any good.


Comment from Beyond Bibb’s Store
Time: June 27, 2011, 8:24 pm

Kemal Amin “Casey” Kasem…I never really liked Shaggy.


Comment from Janna
Time: June 27, 2011, 10:06 pm

Roger Ebert


Comment from Pablo
Time: June 27, 2011, 10:30 pm

OK, Betty Ford then.


Comment from Oh Hell
Time: June 28, 2011, 1:14 am

Timmy The Tax-Toad Geithner, since JS didn’t want him (dead). Lice can’t have to long of a life span, can they?


Comment from Three Quarks For Mr Mark
Time: June 28, 2011, 2:37 am

Actually, I believe that I have a new game for you all to play.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digital-living/5202654/Gay-girl-in-Damascus-at-it-again

This prick is in Scotland – I’ll thrown in a Crate of Tui’s to whomever Whacks him first!


Comment from grasshopper
Time: June 28, 2011, 3:05 am

Comment from grasshopper
Time: June 25, 2011, 12:15 am

Nick Charles (CNN sportscaster from mid-80s).. since most of the good ones are taken already

Update: http://cnnpressroom.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/25/renowned-cnn-sports-broadcaster-nick-charles-dies-at-64/

heh.


Comment from Nora
Time: June 28, 2011, 11:26 am

John Glenn. Lying bastard should have been left in space.


Comment from Sox
Time: June 28, 2011, 12:01 pm

Teh StupidCat takes Jerry Brown (D-moonbatCalifornia) Governor. Because all the good ones were taken.


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 28, 2011, 6:30 pm

Well, if Kent Damon isn’t sufficiently famous as Matt’s dad, and if I’m allowed another pick:

Phil Jones of UEA, dying of shame after everybody looks at the CRUTEM data and starts snickering.


Comment from Malcolm Kirkpatrick
Time: June 28, 2011, 7:55 pm

Speaking of banjos, and not that I want to see him go, but he’s famous and old, so…Earl Scruggs.


Comment from skinbad
Time: June 29, 2011, 5:22 pm

Merle Haggard


Comment from RushBabe
Time: June 29, 2011, 11:47 pm

Wow. Six days already and no dick. Death takes a holiday?


Comment from Ripley
Time: June 30, 2011, 1:07 pm

Joan Fontaine


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: June 30, 2011, 10:43 pm

So did Grasshopper win, or not?


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 30, 2011, 11:27 pm

Ohhhh…I didn’t realize he was pointing to his own pick.

Hm. I may have to ask for a group opinion on this one. I haven’t known the last few stiffs, but I’m reliably informed I should’ve done. But this is getting pretty obscure.

Show of hands — how many have heard of “Nick Charles (CNN sportscaster from mid-80s)”?


Comment from Malcolm Kirkpatrick
Time: June 30, 2011, 11:51 pm

I’d accept that one. A stint on national TV outranks the phoney “baloon boy” parents or the Octomom, and those attention whores’ll be cultural touchstones for a while.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 30, 2011, 11:53 pm

Hm. Perhaps I’ll make a minipost on it and solicit opinions.


Comment from grasshopper
Time: July 1, 2011, 11:28 am

I apologize, your Ladyship; I shall go back to quietly lurking and observing the in the chimney corner. I hereby absolve myself of any right to said dick in the pool since no-one has heard of him.


Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: July 2, 2011, 11:36 pm

Hey, somebody’s trying to steal Olivia from me! Grrrr!


Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: July 2, 2011, 11:36 pm

You can have her sister Joan instead.

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