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She has a point


 

There’s a display of royal wedding memorabilia gone up at Buckingham Palace this week, including the Duchess of Cornwall’s Cambridge’s [thanks for the correction, Mrs C!] wedding dress. You know, Kate Middleton.

Kate and Her Maj got a sneak preview, and Herself apparently called the effect “horrid” and “creepy.”

She has a point (video here). The room is dark, the dress is lit up with twelve spotlights and the tiara hovers over a mannequin with a stump neck. It looks like a nazgul.

The Royals are a little sensitive about headless queens

 

 

sock it to me

Comments


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: July 26, 2011, 9:58 pm

LOL… Not to mention the Gerber Hunting knife concealed up the left sleave……. 😉

 


Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: July 26, 2011, 10:39 pm

The gown is gorgeous, however. I’d have liked it much better if they’d had some contrast in the dress form, as you miss out on the lovely lace on the sleeves and bodice.

The original isn’t near as creepy as yours, Stoaty. )

 


Comment from MIke C.
Time: July 26, 2011, 10:40 pm

Yes, Mary seemed to have a bit of trouble in the headless department.

 


Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: July 26, 2011, 10:55 pm

Duchess of Cambridge, dear. Cornwall is that horse face thing.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 26, 2011, 11:32 pm

Thanks, Mrs C. Fixed.

 


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: July 27, 2011, 12:35 am

Charles is Cornwall???

 


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: July 27, 2011, 12:51 am

Mark Matis,

Chuck Windsor is Prince of Wales, Duke of Rothesay and Cornwall. Or Corn-Hole.

Headless Monarchs – every once in a while the history lines up just right. Although our Britisher prototypes are wont to miss the train so often, one Oliver Cromwell does not a spring make.

 


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: July 27, 2011, 12:54 am

This is after all a blog for the rural sheep fanciers and an occasional religious hymn weaves very well into a milieu where mud gaiters, Wellington footwear and an ancient Land Rover Defender are the part and parcel of the landscape. One expects a furry footed hobbit to dart across the 6-ft wide highway.

The proper version, Shaun the Sheep and whatnot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4gej0K_LRo

 


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: July 27, 2011, 12:58 am

And now the abridged version for the laity, with flawless harmonies, rich geriatric content and overall technological obsolescence that fits the accursed islanders like a well worn bulrush sandal.

Stoaty Weasel owns a Honda, if memory serves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrsNT8lx_cs

 


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: July 27, 2011, 1:11 am

SSAF: Headless Monarchs – every once in a while the history lines up just right.

Ahem.

ABRIDGE, v.t. To shorten.

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for people to abridge their king, a decent respect for the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Oliver Cromwell

(as “quoted” in The Devil’s Dictionary)

 


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: July 27, 2011, 1:24 am

Hear, hear.
Brevity is the essence of wit.
A good thing, if brief, twice good.

There seems to be little that a Monarch does better for the colony if equipped with detachable top. Most of these “tops” are ugly anyway.

Monarchs are fascinating, especially their migration from Canada to Mexico.

I’m profusely imbibing on 20 year old Pappy van Winkle. Would be better if I shortened the modem before the bright idea crosses to restore on Lapua precious metals by the case.

Did I tell y’all how I bought a car in Miami because it was my favorite car in grad school and in the morning I was cursing and swearing that “Never Again” booze, internets and Amex shall meet again. The car is still there on the lot for all I know.

 


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: July 27, 2011, 2:32 am

Okey-Dokey, SSAF. I knew the Windsor part, but didn’t realize such a sorry excuse for humanity could possibly have those others as well! May headlessness be upon him!

 


Comment from porknbeasn
Time: July 27, 2011, 2:38 am

Kate really needs a few cheeseburgers.

 


Comment from David Gillies
Time: July 27, 2011, 9:08 am

Oh come now, we haven’t chopped the head off an actual monarch since 1649, and that’s now widely seen as a slightly exuberant departure from normality. It’s hardly the way we do things. Last time we got rid of an absolute blighter, he ended up some governor of the West Indies or whathaveyou, and the one before that died of the pox outside Paris. We’re not barbarians, you know?

 


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: July 27, 2011, 11:54 am

Look, you don’t have to rub it in. We understand the UK is NOT Chicago. Or Detroit. In spite of however many yobs you may have running about. At least YOUR “Law Enforcement” is not QUITE as corrupt as ours, Although with the News of the World scandal, it does appear many of them ALSO aspire to greatness such as ours…

 


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: July 27, 2011, 1:13 pm

To be sure, the spinal cord adjustment is very newsworthy and excites impressionable peasantry to a great extent. Ultimately, it does little good. It creates martyrs who are then immediately sanctified.

By far easier and clever-er way is to attract the hereditary ruler of the United Skansenium to a plump American divorcee. It is not even 100 years since this happened – in the Britisher terms, that’s six bats of a lambkin’s eye.

The king abdicates and lives opulently in Mayorca, with al-Fayeds and Ivanovs and Shlomovitches as condo neighbors.
Traveling inconspicuously as Ed Simpson, former Edward the VIIth is relieved of burdens of Paddington Palace and courtly intrigue. Win-win-win, tout de suite!

There are of course practical difficulties with my cunning strategery. The monarchs, owing to the astonishing lack of draft in their genetic make-up are prone to be attracted to strange and unusual objects. Humping the stove pipe. Conversing with geraniums. Fretting over greenhouse vapours. Knighting the whippets. Making hot, hot monkey love to a sweaty bagpipe. One just cannot conceive on the proper American bait to steer them in the proper direction.
Why, they have been known to glance longingly at elongated furry hyperactive raw tissue rippers who… but I digress.

 


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: July 27, 2011, 2:44 pm

Yeah, yeah, yeah, SSAF. Didn’t your Momma teach you that it’s not nice to compare Camilla to a stovepipe? Even if there IS an uncanny resemblance. Or did you intend to compare her to a “sweaty bagpipe” instead?

 


Comment from Oldcat
Time: July 27, 2011, 6:09 pm

jeez. How hard would it have been to have a wax head and hands of Kate there?

The Nazgul is a good comparison: “Come back, to Windsor we will take you”

 

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