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Happy Birthday, President Soopergenius

Huh. Whaddya know? Dow on the longest losing streak since Carter. Plunges 512 points, over four percent. And this thing from Cantor at NRO sure makes our leader sound…oh, what’s the word?


Scary times.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: August 4, 2011, 9:28 pm

No more Jerry Lewis telethon.

Comment from grasshopper
Time: August 4, 2011, 10:46 pm

so did bammie end up going on michelle’s vacay in Marthas Vineyard?

Comment from porknbeasn
Time: August 4, 2011, 10:52 pm

In 2007, Lewis nearly let slip a homophobic epithet.

Oh, for shit’s sake. Some people need to grow some skin. Sheesh.

Comment from Gerbil Malodor
Time: August 5, 2011, 12:53 am

There will come a day when drudge will have a LANDSLIDE headline…

Obama wins 114 electoral votes…
Riots in Detroit… Philadelphia… D.C…
DOW up 2,241…
Gold plummets to $846…

Comment from EZnSF
Time: August 5, 2011, 2:00 am

I for one, as a commissioned emp, am scared shitless. Last time this happened, sometime in the foggy-dark time of 2008-2009, I was eating ramen and canceled my cable. (well actually, I got a 30% reduction in cable. But I threatened to cancel!)

I fucking hate democrats. And this president has turned into a hybrid Zoloft/Jersey Shore reality narrated by Pee-wee Herman.

I’m gonna fucking emigrate to Siberia if this shit goes on for another couple years. An if he’s re-elected, I’m going postal.

Comment from Oceania
Time: August 5, 2011, 3:02 am

There is no way that the Russians will let poor mentally defective Americans into their country.
After all – look what you have done to your own country?

I’m surprised at how much Americans are considering placing their hard earned savings into New Zealand banks.
That’s the cynch boys and girls …

Scube can flick me an email some time and transfer your food stamp pile!

PS: You have been speeding on the way home – naughty naughty!

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: August 5, 2011, 3:13 am

Fuck that. I’m a card-carrying member of the Morlock party. When the famine comes, I’ll just start inviting Democrat Obama Supporters to dinner – as the main course…

And it’s a straight shot home on I-25. Even a 4-banger can make good time…….


Comment from Oceania
Time: August 5, 2011, 4:20 am

Hmmmmmm I dooo have some old recipes for human gluteal stew 🙂

Comment from David Gillies
Time: August 5, 2011, 8:31 am

Uh huh, Obama’s an intellectual. Oh, yeah, very high-powered. (Where’s his publication record?) He’s a central-casting Assistant professor at at a podunk University, teaching 20th C Lit. or pre-law to dumbasses and bartering for grades. Generic character in a Hallmark B-movie. Smart? He’s a nebbish – an intellectually vapid cretin with delusions of grandeur.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: August 5, 2011, 8:39 am

get tuffed

Comment from David Gillies
Time: August 5, 2011, 8:54 am

Umm, that last was a leftover clipboard fragment where I was being rude to someone else, not you (or even Oceania).

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: August 5, 2011, 11:42 am

That happened to me all the time when I was going back and forth between a Skype text chat and work. Lord, the things I nearly published in the header information of data sheet .pdf files.

Comment from jwpaine
Time: August 5, 2011, 1:19 pm

Damn, Scuba! I formed a Morlock Party (with slightly different comestibles) just last year. I thought I was all clever and stuff. I guess I forgot that Google is my friend.

Comment from some vegetable
Time: August 5, 2011, 1:22 pm

OBama hiphops in the East Room while Wall street burns. Sigh.

Comment from some vegetable
Time: August 5, 2011, 1:25 pm

Google is more like your Big Brother than your friend, JW. He tracks your every step.

Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: August 5, 2011, 1:38 pm

HA! a year late and $.99 short Scuba&jwpaine, happens all the time.

The only idea I toyed with about having own blog was when I was with a research dept. at a financial services company. I doubted whether I am in some parallel universe.

Turns out there is already someone who has the blog noir… computers, derangement, England, customer service, drugs, calamitous ruins of the US, etc. http://stimie.net/

Comment from Oldcat
Time: August 5, 2011, 7:03 pm

He IS Jimmy Carter.

I knew it the first time I saw him, just like I knew Carter was an idiot the first time I saw him as a youngun.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: August 5, 2011, 8:53 pm

I agree, some vegetable. Google has no place at all on Badger’s computer. Evil, Gore-loving, arrogant bastards.

Comment from Mark Matis
Time: August 5, 2011, 8:56 pm

Heh, UB. One could accurately say that about Facebook as well. And Microsoft. And Apple. And…

Comment from Col. Percy Fawcett
Time: August 5, 2011, 9:31 pm

Quite happy with duckduckgo.com

the simpler the better.

Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: August 5, 2011, 10:12 pm

Stoatie, you keep right on making images that mock Obama with the petulant, arrogant man-child imagery. You’re hitting bulls-eyes.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: August 6, 2011, 6:27 am

You know how fucked we are? When Eric Cantor thinks that in the debt ceiling discussions it was Joe freakin’ Biden who was the adult in the room. That’s how fucked we are. Well, I guess that’s what you get for electing President Chauncey Gardiner. The man’s so detached from reality he’s practically autistic.

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