Neener-neener-neener! w00t!
I have…productivity issues. I’m sure I could have accomplished great things in my life, were I not so…utterly…butt-lazy. And there’s that alcohol thing, too.
I started sweasel.com in October ’06 on WordPress, and a very uneven job I made of it. When I moved to my own URL, I had a personal goal: to pull at least one post out of my ass every weekday for a year. Just to see if I could do it.
Well today, I am a man.
Ummm…whatever. I did it! It’s a year today!
Oh, sure…some of those posts were pretty lame. Okay, a lot of them were very lame. Sometimes, Weekend Weasel is all you got on a Friday. But, hey, those weasels don’t Photoshop themselves, you know. And sometimes, you got two lame posts out of me in a day!
Well, onward and outward. For Year Two, my goal is…
Oh, shit. I don’t have a goal for Year Two.
Ummm…happy Valentine’s Day!
Posted: February 14th, 2008 under blogging, personal.
Comments: 31
Comments
Comment from steveegg
Time: February 14, 2008, 9:27 am
Congrats. A post a day is something I can’t manage all the time, even with the Emergency Blogging System, guest-bloggers, and WordPress’ ability to postdate a post.
Comment from Pupster
Time: February 14, 2008, 10:10 am
You’re a better man than me Stoaty. Pupster “the blog” takes a waaaaaay back seat to rest of Pupster “the stuff I gotta do”.
I ‘preciate the effort, sweasle.com is a daily comfort read for me.
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 14, 2008, 10:30 am
Awwww, shucks, Pups. It’s amazing what you can do when you’re a childless slacker.
Comment from Brandon (husband of Dawn)
Time: February 14, 2008, 11:02 am
Crappy Valentine’s Day!
I love the finger on the weasel. It’s SO cute.
Comment from Dawn
Time: February 14, 2008, 11:03 am
Dang, Brandon – quit using my computer! That was me not husbnad of me.
Crappy Valentine’s Day!
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 14, 2008, 11:05 am
My old mother used to say, “ain’t nothin’ cuter’n a finger on a weasel.”
Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: February 14, 2008, 12:13 pm
Oh, yeah, it’s Valentine’s Day. That’ll explain why the only mail I got today were bank statements. Oh, and a ten litre sack of vermiculite. Somebody (with a shitload of vermiculite on their hands) loves me…no, wait, I bought that off eBay.
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 14, 2008, 12:23 pm
Dude, I would totally send you some vermiculite. Just not in those pussy “litre” things. You’ll take your vermiculite by the peck ’round these parts.
[Note 1 US peck = 8.809768 litres]
Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: February 14, 2008, 1:00 pm
Hey, Gibby! I got a bank statement today, too.
Do you suppose that means something?
Comment from porknbean
Time: February 14, 2008, 1:03 pm
I don’t like the way the weasel is looking at that cherub. He looks calculating and hungry.
Comment from Muslihoon
Time: February 14, 2008, 1:06 pm
BTW: Happy Blogiversary! Your blog is absolutely awesome. Indeed, from you it is that I have learned about posting posts for posting at a later date.
In any case, your blog (and its comments) is part of what keeps me amused and sane.
Comment from porknbean
Time: February 14, 2008, 1:08 pm
Ahh..crap. Today is Valentine’s Day? What happened to the 13th? This is the second time in the past two weeks that I have lost a day.
Grrr….
Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: February 14, 2008, 1:08 pm
Dude, I would totally send you some vermiculite. Just not in those pussy “litre” things. You’ll take your vermiculite by the peck ’round these parts.
Sounds good to me. Peck sounds like a trifling amount though. If somebody said I’m going to take a peck of whisky, you’d visualise it being like a nip or something, not 8.8 litres, i.e. suicide.
What do you use vermiculite for?
Gardening; added to the soil it retains moisture, helps drainage and sparkles in the sun like gold!
Hey, Gibby! I got a bank statement today, too.
Do you suppose that means something?
Do you know what? I think it does. What exactly, I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure it means something.
Comment from porknbean
Time: February 14, 2008, 1:09 pm
Oh yes. Happy Weaseversary, Weasel!
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 14, 2008, 1:15 pm
<thinks about being responsible for Muslihoon’s sanity and shudders quietly>
Comment from Muslihoon
Time: February 14, 2008, 1:39 pm
Let us do Chinese!
When I wrote “我不能看中文”, what I meant to write was “我不能读中文”, but in reality I should have written “我不能懂皆中文字”. (Please note these characters are Chinese simplified, not Chinese traditional.)
Comment from Sissy Willis
Time: February 14, 2008, 3:37 pm
The heart that blogs is forever young. Congrats, babyface. 🙂
Comment from Princess Bernie
Time: February 14, 2008, 4:02 pm
Was doing a crossword puzzle yesterday and the clue was “Weasel in Winter.” The answer was “ermine.”
So. Shouldn’t we be calling you Ermine until spring?
Just askin.
PS. Happy Valentine’s Day! My Wonderful Guy sent me a Vermont Teddy Bear. So cute. Even the box it comes in is cute with funny stuff printed on the inside and out. Reminds me of some of the stuff S. Weasel/Ermine writes.
Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: February 14, 2008, 6:14 pm
Big bonus of using weasels: fur covers naughty bits
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 14, 2008, 6:33 pm
I’m a great fan of Michelangelo, but he gave Adam insultingly inadequate naughty bits. I realize those parts lack a certain ‘fluffy bunny’ quality, but you’d never father a whole species with what he got.
Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: February 14, 2008, 7:27 pm
The artwork is wonnerful, Weaz. As always!
And…happy Valentines day!
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 14, 2008, 7:35 pm
It’s the first image I launched the place with, so it was a lazy choice.
And Uncle B gave me chocolate AND flowers, so I am a bless’d mustelid. Sadly, I have packed anything even vaguely resembling a vase, so I’m having to wing it.
Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: February 14, 2008, 7:56 pm
Way to go, Weasel!
Happy silly made-up holiday! Last year, the boy and I went to Fry’s Electronics Store. This year, he is in class (for his MBA) and I am playing computer games. It’s true love!
Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: February 14, 2008, 8:17 pm
It’s always fun calling ‘”Roadislan'” to ask where The Flowers have got to.
The Weasel’s right – they all sound like Mafia dons.
‘Ya Wat? Da Flars? Dey dont get dere? Hang on a mo’ I’ll just call da guy an’ ask…’
Damn lucky for The Weasel that I ain’t gone off it. For another fifty bucks I reckon he’d have sent ‘da guy’ round to deliver the ‘Extreme Prejudice’ mixed bouquet.
Lillies optional.
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 14, 2008, 8:21 pm
“Da guy” was a rather sweet but confused young man who was clearly COMPLETELY lost. I hope he got to Walgreens. I tried.
Comment from pajama momma
Time: February 14, 2008, 9:18 pm
What can I say? You da man, er chick, uh, um…….you rock!
Want a beer?
Comment from Cuffy Meigs
Time: February 15, 2008, 1:44 pm
Stoaty, yours is the BEST weasel blog on the planet! Really, you’ve made several of my days for the past year.
More coonbone!
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