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Here’s hoping: Ayman al-Zawahiri – May he rest in pieces (lots of little, little, tiny pieces).

David Rockefeller

I fervently hope I win the dick when TPTB = TPTB-1

As always, I’m prayin’ for The One with a bunch of his toadies in the Situation Room. And I’ll stay with the Mossad as the entity that exacts justice. With any luck, they’ll take out a whole bunch of his enablers with him as well!

Oh Lord, hear my prayer!

2nd! Jimmeh Carter. Come on, kick off you evil, old, tyrant-loving, Jew-hating, terrorist kissing bastard.

Switching from Dicks, I’m taking Jacques Barzun, the philisopher and historian. A good Texan, and over 100

Ok, in the top 5 anyway. You gotta pull the trigger quick in Aunty’s dead pool.

Note that I will defer to Mitchell if that is NOT done by the Mossad, or if they don’t successfully exterminate at least TWO of his toadies in the process.

Or even if it isn’t done in the Situation Room…

@Mark Matis – The uncertainty here is that if Mossad does pull it off they will quite likely set up some other [entity] as a fall guy. How will we ever know? (-:

I’m going with Yemen’s President Ali Abduallah Saleh.

former Egyptian president mubarak for the beheading

Uncle Al:

I expect that this is one they’ll be GLAD to have everyone know who dunnit.

Khadaffi, or however you spell his name.

*Grumbles* wasn’t fast enough to snag Gadhaffi. I’ll take John McCain for no apparent reason.

Fidel Castro

I’m surprised Hugo Chavez is still up for grabs, what with his well-deserved and highly appropriate malignancy.

Hey Scooby:
While he isn’t exactly on Death Row per se, with Islamic “justice” there isn’t much difference. You might want to request an advance ruling from her Stoatiness on that one…

Not rooting for it mind you, but for some reason I thought of Harry Morgan.
Of course, I would like to have had Gaydaffy, but I snoozed I losed.

Nope….ya’ll didn’t drive me away and I will go with my regular selection of Dick Cheney.

Once again, I’m gonna pick America’s oldest teenager – Dick Clark

Lindsey Lohan since she’s the closest thing America has to Amy Winestein. I’m tired of waiting for Larry King.

l’ve decided that the Devil is afraid of having to suffer eternal boredom. I mean suffering eternal damnation is one thing but …

Nah, I’ll accept Scoob’s pick of Mubarak. The sort of Death Row I meant to exclude is the kind where they have you in a cell and they’ve fixed the date.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad – wishful thinking!

Charlie Sheen … of unexpected causes

Rosa Muhammad

I’m going to take the famous Ernest Borgnine. I know I stole this from someone, sorry!

Whoops thats RUBY muhammad. Silly internets

Al Gore. For the polar bears.

I wish him well. May he live to 100. Earl Scruggs.

I’ll pick Mugabe again.

Nancy Reagan

Adam Gadahn – the American spokes-hole for AQ, hopefully via a Hellfire missile right in his pie hole! But any orifice will do…

Eli Wallach. 95 years old but dude was in two movies last year so not holding my breath.

Bashar Assad. in a tragic accident, which will allow for “reform” in Syria.

Hahaha…cool! The spam filter popped Oceania’s last missive into quarantine all by itself, without any prompting.

It was a long one, too.

Dude, I’d’ve cut it loose for you if you could’ve kept a tighter control on your mouth. Sad to see all that effort wasted.

Besides, I’ve been riding that pony for the last 3 dead pools already……

He’s lame, but the jury hasn’t OFFICIALLY convicted him yet….

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Are my noob roots showing with this choice?

Steve Jobs

George Soros, for the DEATH!

James T Kirk, Cpt USS Enterprise

I didn’t know that William Shatner was 80 til today…..

Doesn’t look a day over 79.

Jerry Lewis. The telethon was all he had to live for.

Clint Eastwood. And – yes – I feel lucky, punk!

Bob Barker. He’s an animal hoarder, will be found half eaten by his french poodle pack.

Someone should take Oceania, from a sexually transmitted case of Scrappie…… 😉

Michael Moore, off the leftover ham sandwich that got Mama Cass.

Frank Lautenberg – Senator from NJ and oldest serving senator. His term’s gotta be over soon…

Sen Lautenberg

Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

I’m taking that old bastid congress critter from Michigan, John Dingell, who explained that, “It takes time to control the people.” But then again, he has exempted himself from Hell Care, so he could outlive us all.

Since “some vegetable” doesn’t want Larry King, I will bite. One of those young chicks will do him in eventually.

As Uncle Al pointed out Hugo is still available. I will stick with my usual pick going for another round of Chemo in the workker’s paradise of cuba. Hugo Chavez is all mine.

What? No Abe Vigoda?

Fine. I’ll take him. But I won’t be happy about it.

That website cracks me up.

I’m Picking …

The United States of America

Yes Folks. Come October.

Oceania,

How can you prove it without a Death Certificate?

I’ll take Luise Rainer…

Or birth certificate for that matter 🙂

I’m going to stick my head out – and say Fiscal Crash.

Pete Seeger – goodnight Irene!

I will leave Gordon brown for David giles….he makes me laugh with his expletive laced rants. I bow to the master of the English language! I’m changing it up this time and going for Bawney Fwank….please don’t make me declare the manner of death. We’ll all be happier

Thank ye armybrat, most kind. I have my nephew over from the UK and we have not had much time to do Dead Pool stuff. In fact we are broken husks. Put a strapping good-looking 26 year old lad in a bar with cheap beer and a plethora of extremely good-looking young women and I was half afraid I was going to have to sleep with my pillow over my head. He restrained himself. There were a couple that took a real shine to him. He’s here for another week going backpacking in the jungle, so I’m sure he’ll get plenty of chances, although they won’t smell as nice or be wearing cocktail dresses.

I’m surprised Gordon Brown is till with us. He should have crumbled into dust and blown away. Obviously the eldritch power that animates his sallow corpse is not fully defeated. Don’t these people know anything? That’s how we got two sequels to The Mummy.

Alan Alda, whom the omniscient Wikipedia has branded an American.

Apparently he’s still alive.

I just saw vid of Mick Jagger, can’t believe he hasn’t been taken yet (“taken” in both senses: On this thread, or by the Reaper). The Stones lead singer turns 69 next summer; I’ll take the under on that bet.

Al “Muerto” Molinaro

Dammit! Luise Rainer’s been pilfered! :::shakes fist at Scott Jacobs::: Okay then…I’ll take George Beverly Shea.

Hate to see him go, but “Doc” Watson.

When I told my wife this morning of my secret little pleasure, The Dead Pool, and that I won, she shook her head and mumbled something about “going to hell” Some people just don’t get it. Anyway…I’d like to donate my dick to science since it won’t be being enjoyed around here anytime soon.
Oh, my pick…The most Rev. Sun Young Moon.

Heh. Sounds like momma ain’t gonna be on the fritz for a while…

}:-]

thefritz: The comeback to the “g’win to hell” accusation that my friend Thjalgrimr has: “I know, at this point I’m trying to get upgraded to a Suite.”

I mean if you’re gonna step off with the little lady, step off large. 🙂

Olivia de Hallivand. But I hope I lose.

She has a new memoir coming out as well.

I’ll take my beloved Maggie Thatcher.

Oh, c’mon, thefritz — once she tastes this delicious suet pudding, your wife will totally change her mind about dick!

Katy Manning, aka Jo Grant. We just recently lost Liz Shaw, and Katy is looking a lot more rough that poor Liz.

Tom Leher. He hasn’t released anything since the sixties but last I checked he was still alive and ancient.

Man, there are some good ones out there, and having this weekend spoken to someone who knows, the Steve Jobs pick is a good one, alas.

But all my favorites are taken, so…who to choose? How ’bout Keith Richards? anyone got him? Of course it’s hard to tell by lookin’ at him whether he’s already dead or not–they can do some pretty amazing things with life support these days.

Phyllis Diller.

A new one. I saw the other day he’s still alive, and over 100: General Vo Nguyen Giap. (Or to be precise about the diacriticals, Võ Nguyên Giáp.)

Former Sen. John Glenn. Treasonous Bastard.

I am torn, because my picks are both based on the probable mayhem to be committed by the American Left. I rather suspect that due to the possibility of turning state’s evidence against the current administration over the special treatment the company received from the White House in getting a a half billion dollars in now defaulted loan guarantees [which benefited a major Obama donor and the money is missing in action]; that the life expectancy of Solyndra Corporation CEO Brian Harrison is not something to be insured by a prudent person.

My second prediction, which I know does not count for Dead Pool purposes, is that especially if she decides to run, that at least one attempt will be made on the life of Sarah Palin by some Leftist(s). I pray that her security detail is made up of plenty of bloody-minded former SEALS. But the enemy just has to get lucky once.

Subotai Bahadur

Jimmy Carter’s equally evil other half, Rosalynn Carter.

Still hangin’ with Kirk “Spartacus” Douglas. May his son also rest in pieces; leaving that still gorgeous, surgically enhanced, Welsh lassie a not so grieving widow.

Although, I would much prefer to see the traitorous, race baiting, political moron: Morgan Freeman be caught trespassing while trekking in what he thought was Iraq and beheaded by Almondinnerjacket’s muzzy thugs.

Whaddabout Babs’ Boxer, Nan Pee-lousy, Dick “the turbin” Durbin, Screamin’ Howie Dean…..or Dingy Harry Reid?!?!?

John “Clueless Bastard” Kerry, aka Lurch. If anyone in the world is stupid, pompous and irritating enough to outshine Joe Biteme Biden here, it’s the Yankee Zombie fhererom the Glorious Worker’s Paradise of M-ass-achusetts. While he would like to join Teddy “Big Liver” Kennedy’s cadaver wherever it’s moldering at at this very moment. I think they buried Fatboy Teddy in Arlington, Lurch deserves eternal placement in an open dumpster behind a skid row Taco Bell. Rot in Pieces, you sorry pile you.

Otherwise, I call a pox on Chuck Sh*theel Shumer or Jimmy Carter. Venereal disease demise for both is too good. That’s my back up vote.

I think it is time for a new veneral disease, something that is really quick like? Maybe something that stimulates CD26. Anyone remember T-Genero?

With regret, I’ll go with Christopher Hitchens.

Here I thought you’d be working on the Melanin Plague, Oceania.

I pick Rich Little

Helen Thomas

Melanin? Oh that’s NOT how you target a pathogen – lol!

Two days late to the party, and I still get to pick Anwar al-Awlaki?
Sweeeeet.

Can I gets a pick of Adam West? Burt Ward? Alan Greenspan? No one has picked these fine candidates for an extended dirtnap. What gives? Jesse Jackson, Sr and Jr? Double dip of dipsticks.

Sen. Al Franken, of something painful and yet funny.

I’m going to name a person that will probably snuff it.
The lady that walked out through the hole made in the Pentagon by the cruise missile that struck it? What’s her name?

@ fashizzlizer:

It would be sweet to watch Lurch snuff it in a kite-boarding accident….maybe by having his gozzle grabbed by one of the control lines…..

@ Fenymangroupie:

You can pick Zsa-Zsa if you want…..but I have already been defeated by her many many times…

She is close to being eternal, at this point…..

Ripley stole Libbie Custer aka Olivia de Havilland (and killed the Mother Alien), so I’m going with Joan Fontaine.

Crap, I snoozed and Lindsay “the skellyton” Lohaan got snapped up…
Andy Rooney, because he looks like he’s already there, they just haven’t stuffed him in a box yet.

Going with that nasty ol’ Commie-formerly-reputed-to-be-Amurrcan Jane Fonda, as usual –

Would have said “Oceania”, but for two factors: 1) Not famous, howevermuch notorious hereabouts, and 2) how would we ever tell, as he/she/it is clearly already brain-dead, has been for some time now, but lacks the required fortitude to quietly molder away…

Also considered Larry King – but the dude clearly has an extended Faustian deal goin’ on, and may never pass away in our own lifetimes combined.

Thatisall.

Wishful thinking here – Nancy Pelosi. Botox OD.

Late, but I’m taking Michael Douglas, the son of Kirk.

Harry Morgan from M*A*S*H* and Dragnet fame.

OK…I got tied up at work Friday and missed the kick-off….and all of you lot managed to scarf up my usual low hanging fruit…

(BTW frogmouth….you better pick again….Harry was scooped up way early on by veershir)…

But after very careful consideration:

Andy Rooney for the dick…(trips over his eyebrows and takes a nasty tumble onto his head)

Andy Rooney has already been taken, Steve. If someone is looking for a pick idea I can think of a dictator who hasn’t been chosen yet.

Nelson Mandela for the win.

You just know he got a lot of Spotted Dick in the can when he was in prison.

@ Mysterion –
I checked 3 times now and I cannot see who picked Andy Rooney ahead of me….
What am I missing?

Verne Troyer. His remaining time on earth will be short.

So…we have a winnah already?!

Steve, Oh Hell picked Andy on September 26, 2011 at 11:54 pm

It looks like Mrs. Hill might just have it with Anwar al-Awlaki. Looks like I picked the wrong terrorist!

Anwar Al Awlaki has been mirandized by a missile.

No, not my work .. I wish I were so clever.

Congrats Ms. Hill!!!! Another follower of the religion of peace meets his maker. So does the new pool start today or do we wait a week?

Kudos to Mrs. Hill on “hitting the open man” (i.e. seeing that Awlaki was still available). When possible, go with the U.S. Armed Forces – they do get their man!

Now I have to find another pick…

Point of order:
If, at some point in the future, the pink mist is all collected from the 1000 or so square yards of desert that appears to have been Mr. Awalaki’s final resting place, and a determination that it was not he who was blown to smithereens, and that the wretched bastard still walks among us….will Mrs. Hill be required to return any unused portion of her dick, and then the game reset to the current picks?
(’cause, as Mysteron pointed out, I still do not yet have a valid pick, and I am covetously eyeballing some on this list. And I will not miss the kickoff next Friday….rest assured.)

Well, well, well…congratulations, Mrs Hill!

Too late to queue up a new Dead Pool for today (6pm WBT was five minutes ago), so next Friday it is! That’ll give ’em a few days to confirm the kill.

Ahhhh man…I wanted to pick Greece.

🙂

Just

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Had I thumbs, I’d be twiddling ’em.

You must’ve seen the Cravendale “Cats With Thumbs” ad, Mija.

Steve Jobs – RIP