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ZOMG! Totally like 99% of Americans

The caption reads: Transgender Anarchist Natalie Kobra Puke, from Russia. Go on, click. You know you want to see this one in color.

The Occupy Wall Street Movement: totally like 99% of us.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 17, 2011, 1:06 pm

I like the guy with the Donation for Adopting Puppies bucket. Innovations in panhandling.

Wonder how many puppies he’ll adopt?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 17, 2011, 1:19 pm

Hm. My big brother was one of the very last guys called up in Viet Nam, and he’s pushing 60. Does this guy look 60 to you?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 17, 2011, 1:34 pm

Heh heh. How did this one sneak in there?

Comment from AmeliaBedelia
Time: October 17, 2011, 1:51 pm

“Kobra Puke” eh? That is the scariest thing I’ve seen in a long time and I just watched the season premiere of “The Walking Dead” last night. Rather than spending all the money on makeup for the zombies they should have just brought the cameras to #OWC – plenty of scary “mostly dead” zombies there.

Comment from AmeliaBedelia
Time: October 17, 2011, 2:01 pm

Oh for goodness sake… #OWS not #OWC!!

Comment from mojo
Time: October 17, 2011, 4:00 pm

Gotta be pretty nasty to make a cobra puke, I always say.

Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: October 17, 2011, 4:30 pm

That’s precious.

Comment from jwpaine
Time: October 17, 2011, 4:44 pm

Hey! I never authorized you to publish my yearbook* photo!

* Class of ’01, Manhattan Close Cover Before Striking School of Body Art & Typewriter Repair

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: October 17, 2011, 5:14 pm

What the actual fuck is that?

Comment from Deborah
Time: October 17, 2011, 7:42 pm

Gibby—the soft and rounded upper torso makes me suspect that “it” is a female, on the way to being a male. I wish I could see the elbows (clinical curiosity only).

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: October 17, 2011, 8:24 pm


Comment from Oceania
Time: October 17, 2011, 10:15 pm

Didn’t I warn you all?

Did any of you actually listen?

Concentration camp time boys and girls … concentration camp time.

Comment from Oceania
Time: October 17, 2011, 10:16 pm

I should have to describe it as a knuckle dragging sub human piece of vermin? :p

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 17, 2011, 10:54 pm

The lady is Russian, O.

Comment from Oceania
Time: October 17, 2011, 11:08 pm

Looks again – SQUINTS.

Notice the scars? They look 2-3 years old (where’s that post on extracellular matrix and skin surgery?). Male body structure – I demand a karotype test!

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 17, 2011, 11:13 pm

I think it’s a male on the way to female, judging from the masculine facial structure (and the lipstick). Apparently, she’s a cutter, though — the scars are recent and shallow fresh cuts. See the color version.

Comment from Mono The Elderish
Time: October 17, 2011, 11:22 pm

I’m going to call her/him an “It” as well, so as not to confuse the protesters(or myself) with details. Also, it has a “Invader Zim head ” On it’s forehead. In sharpy. wtf.(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/Invader_Zim_Toys_S1.jpg) the far left one. That, Or its a space tick. Hard to tell.

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: October 17, 2011, 11:40 pm

Does this guy look 60 to you?

No, but then my friend who spent a year there running around with an M-16 doesn’t look 60 either. Has all his hair, which hasn’t turned gray, not much wrinkles. (However, I haven’t seen him since he had a stroke a couple of months ago.)

Nor does this guym really. (And he won the CMoH there in 1967. I saw him interviewed about it. An utterly astounding story. As Gutman said to Sam Spade – if I told you half, you’d call me a liar.)

Speaking of phony panhandlers… “Professor Irwin Corey” goes out on the streets of New York to beg every day. He doesn’t need money – he lives in a carriage house worth millions. He’s 97-year-old man leaning on a walker, so he takes in several hundred $ a week – which he sends to Castro. He has Castro’s thank-you letters and autographed photos prominently displayed in his home.

Dead fact: the man is a stone Commie die-hard. I hope “Justin Credible” gets the dick for him (if I don’t get it for ex-Justice Stevens).

Comment from James the lesser
Time: October 18, 2011, 12:33 am

I can’t imagine how much self-hatred that takes.

Comment from Mono The Elderish
Time: October 18, 2011, 12:50 am

I’m suspicious of anyone thats part of that protest.(Partly be cause I’m one suspicious S.O.B. these days.) But it wouldn’t surprise me at all if the guys faking. But, I could see him being 60ish.

Comment from huerfano
Time: October 18, 2011, 6:38 pm

It’s a man, baby. Sorta.

Comment from Mono The Elderish
Time: October 18, 2011, 7:46 pm

damnit, Wrong thread. whoops.

Comment from Nate Whilk
Time: October 20, 2011, 6:55 am

Actually, the B&W photo is scarier.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: November 4, 2011, 6:35 am

This is Natalie. She was born a boy and identifies at the moment as a female. She’s wonderfully intelligent and has a beautiful outlook on life, if devastatingly macabre. Please respect that this is a person. She does cut, and she’s overly willing to talk about it, but that doesn’t make her anywhere near less than human. She is not an “it.”

Comment from whoever wrote the above comment is a fraud yo. i am the real natalie kobra puke and i got the Facebook to prove it. why the fuck would you make some good points but don’t masquerade as something you are not. i was born a woman soul into a male body. there
Time: December 7, 2011, 10:58 pm

yep you best let the world think yer a retard instead of opening yer mouth and proving that you are one. case and point. later. peace and love from the real deal yo

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 7, 2011, 11:22 pm

That. Was. AWESOME.

Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: December 8, 2011, 4:11 am

Snort! It was, indeed. . .does that win a prize for longest ever “Name”? Was there even a competition?

Comment from anonymous
Time: January 10, 2015, 4:38 am

HIS real name is Mark, old friend of mine from back when

Comment from Anonymous
Time: March 1, 2017, 8:39 pm

His birth name is Mark. He’s not Russian. He’s from Chicago and a small town in Southern Tier, NY. Did a shitload of hallucinogenics, time in rehab and ran away to NYC

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 1, 2017, 9:17 pm

This thread sits up and makes a small noise every couple of years.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: February 6, 2021, 4:50 pm

oi the actual natalia kobrapuke here. To clear shkt up yes I am Russian polish Ukrainian French German English and Italian. And no my name is not mark. I don’t know where you got that shit from. I don’t know why you folk are sitting here debating shit about me. Live yer own fucking life. Im just a y random outlaw gutterpunk slut psychopath waiting

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