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Not that I have anything against inherited wealth. I had hoped to inherit a bit myself. Turns out, none of my rich old aunties like me that much, after all.

Huh.

But Meghan seems to think she isn’t useless because some of her ancestors weren’t.

Love the, title!

Her mom gently explained to her that accepting the movie contract from Vivid Video wouldn’t result in her being eligible to go to the Academy Awards and meet the guy who played the vampire in Twilight, and that she would call her friend Tina and get her a nice job being the most important political opinion writer in America. And that would be nice, too, dear.

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He was peddling some Diablo 3 thing, I think.

While this is anything but original, I’d like to point out that I don’t see Meghan walking down the street throwing $50 bills to them “poor” #OccupyWallStreetIdiots, it being that her Mom owns at least one corporation. This rather detracts from her “message”.

But I’m gaining insight as to why she emphasized her boobies for that photo, so long ago: those breasts have an average IQ at least 30 points higher than Meghan’s brain.

Speaking of boobs, stream of consciousness, and random punctuation……Meghan has endorsed Mitt Romney.

Were I in Mitt’s place, I’d be cringing for at least a week.

I always thought that to be born an Englishman was to wins lifes lottery? Or was that an American?

If you keep importing more of these people from Dark Continents, you are going to fall.

Actually, that was Cecil Rhodes, Oceania. And we all know where he ended up.

Somebody once re-punctuated a poster containing the library association’s slogan “send me a man who reads” to read “send me a man! who reads?!”

Okay, I’m finished. Join me why.

You’re second assumption is correct, Oceania. To be born an Englishman is to win an American. Just ask Uncle Badger.

The Library Association in Rhode Island used the radio slogan, “reading makes your imagination soar!”

I can’t be the only one who heard that as, “reading makes your imagination sore!” because they changed it pretty quickly.

Reading Oceania certainly makes my imagination sore, so maybe they had something….

It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

Fish with enormous boobehs.

(BTW, Mac autocorrect changed “boobehs” to “bobbers”, which would have worked too)

I always turn off auto-correct. The words it can actually correct correctly are words one should be ashamed to misspell.

Incidentally, Bobbers: Thinking about boobehs bobbing in a swimming pool makes my imagination soar.

Also incidentally: Long Live Boobehs!

To go along with Libraries, reading, and correct use of English, I thought you all might enjoy this image:

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Ahhh good old Uncle Cecil … now you know where I get my cunning wittt and sense of humour from.

JW – Would those Boobehs happen to be bobbers or sinkers?

My inquiring mind wants to know….

They are all sinkers in the End Scube.

Don’t tell me that’s John McCains fruity loin product?

Ewwww, Scuba, you just reminded me why I stopped thinking Marilu Henner was teh hawt.*

*She wrote a diet book (or read one, I forget which) that insisted on a veggie diet, the success of which was whether your “end product” was a floater or a sinker. Floaters were the desired result. Watching her hawk this book on one of the late-night talk shows took her out of permanent rotation in my “sore imagination” files.

Don’t tell me that’s John McCains fruity loin product?

I dunno’. It’s hard to tell. He’s pretty well covered up by the tinfoil.

Erm… =Coen= brothers, perhaps?

*waves*

Hi, Stoaty!

While I do have some sympathy for those bothered by these morons, I can’t help but hope they hang on for a long long time–like another year. Nothing good can come out of this for the Dems.

Yeah, boy – been some real “Grapes of Wrath” horror stories coming out of that OWS bunch, especially the college crowd. Hard to decide whether to laugh one’s self sick or go Charles Whitman on them. Ammo prices being what they are these days, the former is definitely the cheaper option, though.

Ahhhhh…I knew I should’ve Googled that, blake.

Wow. I haven’t actually read her column before. It’s pretty bad. Although, her comment that she has what she has because of the hard work of previous generations, is pretty much correct. Success comes from hard work. Although, it doesn’t mean she’s a hard worker. Although she’s very attractive…

Fine boobage but a rather dim bulb otherwise overall.

I’m still stuck on how one is “given” opportunities. Then again, I always thought that phrase “opportunity knocks” was not about someone getting an opportunity, but about getting a clue – that the opportunity was there right in front of them.

“New York Times bestselling children’s author”? Huh? Good god, it’s true (well, dunno about the bestselling part)

http://www.amazon.com/My-Dad-John-McCain-Meghan/dp/B003156COE/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1319638830&sr=1-2

Erk!

Fine boobage? They’re spectacular boobehs. Attached to a very attractive (and somewhat intelligent, although vapid) woman. On a scale of intelligence, she’s not at the bottom, but she’s above average really. I mean, have you just talked to a random person that you meet? Man…it’s disturbing how oblivious a lot of people are about the world.

Not sure the dude in the picture is Meghan’s bud…

Actually, I think the problem is that Meghan has been smoking her bud.

Laughing Buddha, if you said “narcissistic” in lieu of “vapid” whilst describing Meghan McCain, you’d be much, much closer.

And while I won’t say she’s a stupid person, she certainly acts stupid. Much of her rhetoric is best described by Stoatie’s comment of “stream of consciousness lightly sprinkled with punctuation”. Perhaps she just lacks the discipline to tell her id to STFU. But she certainly provides little evidence of intelligence through her actions and words.

And I agree, she is physically attractive. But prior to engaging in any sort of physical activities even remotely resembling bumping uglies, I would insist on the liberal application of duct tape to her mouth. Because I don’t think that she would stop her stream of consciousness even for intimate moments.

Jeff. You’re right. Narcissistic is much better. And I now have an image of being with a lovely lady chattering away with stream of consciousness blather. It’s oddly amusing to me right now.

It’s oddly amusing to me right now.

Heh! To me as well. 🙂

“Erm… =Coen= brothers, perhaps?”

Stet.
(Meghan -> “Cohn-brothers,” undoubtedly!)