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Comment from porknbean
Time: March 1, 2008, 12:37 am

*covers eyes*

Er…..pardon me….

*runs away*


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 1, 2008, 2:02 pm

Okay, I finally got around to making Zombie Reagan a page, to store those graphics. Click the Zombie Reagan pic in the upper left corner to go there.

One big image, several small ones. I’ll make more, if anybody has some ideas…


Comment from bmac
Time: March 1, 2008, 4:44 pm

Thanks for the blogroll add!
I’m a fan, but haven’t really commented on your blog before, more of a lurker.
Added you to mine.
Expect a monolanche.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 1, 2008, 5:05 pm

I’d've linked it before, if I’d known you had one. I recognize the name from Ace’s, and I’m trying to keep a thorough list of morons.

Not just for moron-spotting purposes, you understand. Most of the moronblogs are well worth reading. Not surprisingly, most people who are fans of Ace have a bit of aciness themselves.


Comment from bmac
Time: March 1, 2008, 5:32 pm

Aciness.
I like that.
We could all use a little aciness.


Comment from Nice Deb
Time: March 1, 2008, 6:38 pm

This is going to sound crazy, but I have your “Click the adorable weasel to go to sweasel.com button on my wordpress stats page…right in the middle of where the stats graph is supposed to be.

I have no idea what its doing there, or how to get rid of it. Any ideas?

(I know you didn’t send him there to harass me, or anything). I’m just perplexed.


Comment from Nice Deb
Time: March 1, 2008, 7:03 pm

That Zombie Reagan is awesome.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 1, 2008, 7:03 pm

No! I have no idea.

You said something at Ace’s about question marks, too. I don’t see any on your post. The question marks are usually a sign that you’re trying to look at characters your computer doesn’t have.

I wonder if your cache is munged or something. Shut your browser and bring it back. If that doesn’t work, try a reboot.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 1, 2008, 7:04 pm

I know it’s the standard advice, but it does sound like you have a little something bad stuck in memory.

Yes, I’m a computer professional. The kind who dropped out of art school.


Comment from Nice Deb
Time: March 1, 2008, 9:29 pm

Thanks!


Comment from Nice Deb
Time: March 1, 2008, 9:40 pm

I rebooted. That did the trick.

Well….that was strange!

My kids are always downloading weird games onto the computer, it probably has something to do with that.

Thanks again.


Comment from Enas Yorl
Time: March 1, 2008, 9:58 pm

Blue Danube?


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 2, 2008, 5:33 am

The Blue Danube.

A lame version, but a free one.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 2, 2008, 2:46 pm

Ooookay. Today’s scary Google search phrase is:

alone boy in toilet secret

From the Latvian Google version. I couldn’t find myself on the responses, though…how many pages in did this guy go?


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: March 2, 2008, 4:27 pm

That’s weird, Weaz. It’s gotta be some strange reshuffling of words that occurs when translation goes on.

Like the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak = the vodka is good but the flesh is rotten.

alone boy – orphan? in toilet secret = Molest? Masturbate?

Orphans jerking off?

How many pages could there be?


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 2, 2008, 5:48 pm

I dunno. There were a fair few pages.

While looking for that, I found Japanese boys wearing tights. I don’t have anything about that here but, to my horror, I realized right away what they were looking for. I’m guessing it’s Yatta.


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: March 2, 2008, 6:11 pm

The Yatta link is dead. That’s OK, though. I begin to get an idea of what we’re dealing with here. Japanese strangeness – translated into Latvian. Whoa. It could violate Causality.

Which brings us back to the question: why Weasel’s?


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 2, 2008, 6:24 pm

Hm. Works for me. Here’s a still.

And that’s the great flaw in Google, McGoo: as long as each of those words appears somewhere on the page, it’ll throw up a hit. On a blog, that means more than a week’s worth of posts all get sifted together into one big bowl. So, quotation marks are your friend!


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 2, 2008, 7:18 pm

Well! I’m not the only one who associates buttholes with the Blue Danube. I wouldn’t try playing this guy like a cat.

He’s okay, but he’s no Pétomane.

Found at The Hostages.


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: March 2, 2008, 8:21 pm

The link works now. Stwange. The Japanese guys – even stwanger.

I recognized Petomane’s name immediately! Famous!

I apologize in advance if next week you get a link from “orphans jerking off”. I occasionally get a hit from “space twat”.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 2, 2008, 8:32 pm

Never apologize for a hit. Sadly, a fraction of hits ever translate to readers. It’s like they’re looking for porn when they go searching for porn or something.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: March 2, 2008, 8:38 pm

Just visited your website for the first time, Steam. Love it!

“Girl Ninjas – Silently making you sandwiches” indeed.


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: March 2, 2008, 8:48 pm

Thanks, Anon! Weaz started me off – before I went all porno and bad! But her intentions were honorable!

Weaz – in the last month or so, my biggest hit has been ‘cirrhosis of the liver’ because of my stupid “Crocodile Cirrhosis” post. Boy are they ever in for a surprise!


Comment from jwpaine
Time: March 2, 2008, 8:51 pm

Sorry, that anon was me.

Note to self: Visit Weasel’s place more often.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 2, 2008, 8:52 pm

McGoo, about three quarters of my hits are total mistakes. I am resigned to that. We are the few, the bent, the slowly drinking ourselves to death and liking it.

Speaking of which, here’s a wonderful matched pair of YouTubes. I have totally no memory of favoriting these, but there they are. I’m also have wicked deja vu about having written what I just wrote, but never mind.

Pretty ordinary brief cute cat video.

Pretty high-larious translation of the same video into people.


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: March 2, 2008, 9:04 pm

jwp – that was you? Thank you! You’re welcome over there any time! Just don’t look for anything particularly intelligent.

Yes Weaz, I suspect most of mine are mistakes. I get steady clicks on the “other” pages, though. Especially very late at night.

I love it when cats talk to each other.


Comment from gnus
Time: March 2, 2008, 9:23 pm

Sweasel, you liked Fletch’s site, so here’s another…

Good hiking info, too.


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: March 2, 2008, 9:26 pm

You just know it’s colder’n shit in those photos, gnus.


Comment from nbpundit
Time: March 3, 2008, 1:41 am

It’s been awhile since you were out of your
dungeon
cellar. Bad timing in selling your
house, how about trading it for loads of free flight
miles. Just think you could fly for ‘free’ for the
rest of your life….heh™


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 3, 2008, 2:03 pm

Whoa, gnus. Very nice. He’s got a lot of stuff from around the family hunting cabin.

I’ve played guitar behind this guy many, many times. He used to scare me when I was little — he’s a big man and he lost an eye in a knife fight with one of the Coffey boys — but he’s really very sweet. And a fine banjo player.

I didn’t have the heart to comment on the blog that he buys that honey in a supermarket in Blowing Rock and pours it into those jars.

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