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Hugo?

Clint Eastwood.

Now was that five shots or six?

Fidel Castro!

George Beverly Shea

(I seem to be on the same page as Scott…)

I had to look Oscar Niemeyer up.
Scott Jacobs, you’re a cheater!

mojo: You’re a cheater, too!!

Zha Zha Gabor, FOR THE DEATH!

(or y’know, Zsa Zsa, however it’s spelled)

I’m going to pick someone I don’t like this time: Kim Jong Il.

Weasel, I see the natives got to you. You’ve gone and dropped the full stop on the Mrs. Yoicks!

effrim zimbalist jr.

Dick Cheney

Mubarack……ex leader of egypt.

Gordon F’in Brown. Come on Gordon, do something useful for once.

Charles Manson

Robert Zimmerman, AKA Bob Dillon.

No reason.

Jane Fonda

That protester guy that this is the Time Magazine Year of.

Joe Paterno….Dies from Shame!

Vladimir Putin – Strokes out bench pressing a moose

What shame, Steve?

I mean, he was only teaching young boys how to shower…

With a penis in their butt…

What? Too soon?

Sticking with Pete Seeger!

Ha! Mrs P. I adopt the local customs that suit me. I’ve always like dropping the period after the contraction.

This Summer, an old lady told me, “you’ll have to learn to say toMAHto now.”

So I pushed her down stairs.

Kirk Douglas!

HAH!!! got on fast enough to toss the skull and crossbones at the feet of Kirk Douglas.

Sorry, Sven….

in the words of 86, “Missed it by that much!”

So close Sven, So very, very close.
(Nelson Muntz) HA HA (/Nelson Muntz)

Well….if not from the shame….maybe from one form of cancer or another

damn…back to Andy Williams.

Lindsay Lohan now that she has that cash to spend from Playboy.

Can I change my pick to the little olde lady who tells Stoaty it’s a “lift”, not an “elevator”?

Etta James!

Ernest Borgnine

Clever Pablo. Just saw that Etta James tweet come across my radar.

Back to Ed Asner.

Al Molinaro. Happy holiDays

Robin Gibb of the Bee Gees

Robert Mugabe

Chuck Berry

I think I’ll take Leonard Nemoy. He’s looking awfully creaky lately…..

He has lived long, and he has prospered. But the end comes to us all.

I’m sticking with Coach Sandusky.

Harry Reid again. I thought about switching back to Kim Jong Il on the off chance that my usual luck would then kill off Reid, but Mrs. Peel ruined that plan.

George Michael

The Euro

Bashir Assad.

He seems determined to emulate Gaddafi …

Jimmy Carter

The Euro

HA! Uncle B. has us all scooped on that one.

Don Rickles – he’s getting on in years. Also, sadly he lost his son (age 41) recently due to pneumonia.

I’ll stick with my pick from last contest:
David Rockefeller

Eric Holder, hopefully from falling on his own sword in a vain attempt to protect “Teh Won”.

I can’t be creative this quick…. so I’ll recycle:
(Fmr) Justice John Paul Stevens

Tom Lehrer. I saw a dead pidgeon today and I think it’s a portent.

Billy Graham, not ’cause I’m wishing it on him, but because Christmas is coming and genuinely religious folks usually go around that time.

Harry Belafonte again….

I’m going with Desmond Tutu again.

Carol Channing.

Ruby Muhammad 112 and climbing

Going to stick with David Letterman. Never liked him. Still don’t.

I will take career liberal And all around shiite hook Phil Donahue to stroke out and gargle around an endotracheal tube. Marlo can go along too.
Twofer…

Mono: Old Ruby died earlier this year.

If this is just a wish list,
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Nan Pelosi, in the conservatory with a gavel.

George McGovern

Professor Irwin Corey, the World’s Foremost Authority.

George H W Bush

The Iron Lady, Baroness Thatcher.

I pick Helen Thomas. Wish me luck.

You lost the war, because it was a war based upon lies, deceit and murder. Nothing more. In your greedy haste post 9/11 you ignored all the evidence, you ignored advice from your fiends, your allies, neutral countries, and even from your enemies.
We pleaded with you not to invade Iraq. Saddam and the Iraqi people had nothing to do with 9/11!

The Israelis weren’t the only foreign intel service that knew about, and filmed 9/11 in 2001. We were also filming.

So you invaded Iraq to steal the oil wealth. Pentagon briefings with bible quotes on them contain all the information about your true intentions.
Then there was the depleted Uranium, the millions dead … the backhanders – the MURDER of Saddam Hussein in a kangaroo court.

Ask anyone in the World privately – Americans are the most hated of any people on the planet today. Iraq today, soon Afghanistan tomorrow, and Europe in the not to distant future.
The world has worked out how to take you out. You shipped all of your industry and business overseas. You produce nothing, are in debt by amounts greater than world GDP – and soon the US debt dollar gravy train will end.
Remember, when you go to war with yourselves, no one will care.

Mysterion re-edits its post in shame!

Sid Caesar.

Nancy Pelosi. Because she’s batshit crazy.

I get to grab Michael Moore this time around! I’m really trying to clean up Michigan here. *nods*

Nelson Mandela. It’s time.

“So you invaded Iraq to steal the oil wealth.”

I’m telling you, this boy has some great potential as a comedian!

Ding dang it, U.S.Citizen beat me to nasty ol’ Jane Insane Fonda this time (does he know something we don’t, maybe?…) – so, I’ll have to go with the backup plan: Larry King. Suckah’s gotta go sometime, why not now, right?

(I’d’ve gone with the clearly-moronic-and-hateful One That Calls Itself Oceania, based on the idiotic tripe up at 4:57 A.M., but I do believe nominees/entries must be a) at least more-or-less human, and b) a celebrity of some sort, and Itself clearly does not qualify on either count.)

Olivia de Havilland…

You need to get a life, Oceania. I had a post up for less than 30 seconds about why Helen Thomas was my pick then shortened it because I didn’t want to bore everybody. Fortunately most people already know you are an idiot so they won’t waste their time reading your garbage.

Oh, Hell, Oh Hell grabbed San Fran Nan first. Search is my friend…..

(Oh, Hell, I mean that in a metaphorical sense, Oh Hell. Not that you might actually touch it, save with that gavel…..)

Hmmmmmm……..for the dick, I pick dickhead Senator Chuck Schumer (Dickhead-NY). Because he’s a dick.

Jerry Buss, owner of the Los Angeles Lakers.

Phyllis Diller. No reason, ceptin’ she’s old as Moses.

Fabio. That goose has to come back for revenge some day.

Ronnie Biggs. I got in late. But maybe I’ll get lucky.

The fragile, but dear Mrs Reagan.

sticking with Andy Rooney for the Christmas dick

Unkawill. Honey? Please sit down. I have something to tell you…

Betty White

my main man Moon, Sun Myung And if Oceania should contract a nice case of that brain eating amoeba, I’d raise my glass…
http://tinyurl.com/8xgytyh

thefritz

You like watching amoeba starve?

Still sticking with Silvio Berlusconi.

The stubborn is strong with me.

The oceania virus can not be killed by wishing. It only requires flushing. Oceania is neutrally buoyant…like a great many other turds…

Which virus am I?

I am a virus that has killed millions, and crippled more. I am lite, compact, and have been re-engineered already to Virulence. What am I?

vpg-

UUAAAACAGC UCUGGGGUUG CACCCGCCCC AGAGGCCCAC GUGGCGGCUA GUACUCCGGU AUUGCGGUAC CCUUGUACGC CUGUUUUAUA CUCCCUUCCC GUMCUUAGA CGCACAAAAC CMGUUCAAU AGAAGGGGGU ACAAACCAGU ACCACCACGA ACAAGCACUU CUGUUUCCCC GGUGAUGUUG UAUAGACUGC
UUGCGUGGUU GMAGCGACG GAUCCGUUAU CCGCUUAUGU ACUUCGAGAA GCCCAGUACC ACCUCGGAAU CUUCGAUGCG UUGCGCUCAG CACUCAACCC CAGAGUGUAG CUUAGGCUGA UGAGUCUGGA CAUCCCUCAC CGGUGACGGU GGUCUAGGCU GCGUUGGCGG CCUACCUAUG GCUMCGCCA UGGGACGCUA GUUGUGAACA AGGUGUGAAG …..

Would somebody please switch the AGACCCAGUUC link in Oceianabuttfooks dna chain for a nil sum?

Y’all might be talkin’ about the great plague, which decimated (truly taking one in ten to the grave) or you are the 1917/18 “Spanish” influenza….or the great OWS pulmonary rhinovirus that has yet to be conjured.

Sorry asshat, like it really matters!!!

All it takes is one fooking free radical, sub-atomic smack in the right (or wrong place,) in some small micro-organism to create chaos.

Is that a crap shoot or what?

Fact is, dipshit, we are called here to help one another, care for one another. I appreciate them what sit in the sterile labs, counting and sorting all manner of miniscule particles. That’s not the point

Its not about what a person does, its about who they are, how they interact with those whom God puts in their path.

Y’all only have so many days given to you. When ya wake up on the other side, may God have mercy on you.

Like I said before…I am glad I do not have to reside in your skin.

Americans are the most hated of any people on the planet today.

Envy is a bitch, ain’t it?

It’s polio and sadly since ‘the most hated Americans’ discovered its cure…Oceania cannot contract and live the life of Reilly in an iron lung.

“When you wake up on the other side”

I can’t stop myself from wondering what Christopher Hitchens is thinking right now. I’ve pretty well decided it must be OH SHIT! or nothing.

😉

Dr. Joyce Brothers

I’ll take the Pope of the Catholic church. I know it’s a mortal sin but I heard he was in bad shape and I going to hell anyway. And who is Christopher Hitchens?

Yikes! Václav Havel died. Didn’t see that coming. Didn’t even know he was ill.

Not sure who, but but the next one is going to be an eloquent advocate for freedom.
These things come in threes.

Hitchens, whose bravery in Syria going after their nazis is something to behold in a fat, old, drunkard, and Vaclav Havel, the man who stared down an evil empire.

I’m not taking her, (she’s still available) but I worry for Aung San Suu Kyi.

Muhammed Ali goes down for the count.

I was wrong. Mistaken. In error. Oceania is not viral. It is a prion. The source of. mad cow disease.

🙂

Comment from Pablo
Time: December 18, 2011, 1:55 pm

Americans are the most hated of any people on the planet today.

Envy is a bitch, ain’t it?

Exactly!! and people are STILL trying to get here by the millions every year…….strange that, NOT!!

Abe Vigoda.
Come on, already!

Oceania —

Nobody important in the Bush Administration thought, believed, declared, implied, or insinuated that Iraq and Saddam had anything to do with the demise of the World Trade Center at the hands of Islamic fanatics, nor did anyone who understood what was going on. The notion is almost entirely derived from the projective lack of imagination of the sort of leftoramus whose reflexive reaction is “American Imperialism” where a more literate person would say “Aw, fuck!”, e.g., when stubbing a toe or falling on ice.

It follows that the rest of your diatribe is a waste of pixels. You are of course free to waste pixels, but it’s getting to the point(lessness) where I’d recommend that Stoaty no longer let you waste hers.

Regards,
Ric

Henry Kissinger. Haven’t picked him in a while.

It is my contention that the main objective of the wars in Iran and Iraq was to establish the notion that those Americans are bugfuck crazy. Terrorize them just a little bit, and Allah knows what they’ll do.

Mission accomplished, I’d say.

Stoaty: That idea reminds me of Frank J.’s essay: Nuke the Moon

Stoaty — I don’t believe George W. Bush has ever uttered the phrase “bugfuck crazy” in his life, but, well…. yeah, in fact.

Regards,
Ric

Ric Locke: point well taken, except. . .Oceania is the official troll for this blog. If Stoaty were to biff it she’d have to invest in a different model. Think of it as a sort of negative-mascot, that all the players slap on the way out to the field. . .for luck. Easy enought to ignore its posts, except when they are silly enough to be worth lambasting. So–they serve a useful purpsoe, mm?

Mind you–I think it is a teenager (probably actually male) with adequate internet research skills, a vivid imagination, and no moral compass. But. . .so what? Troll is troll, eh?

Uh…and of course I meant Afghanistan and Iraq.

Stupid holiday cheer.

IF anyone had Kim Jong Il this round is the shortes rver I think.

Mrs Peel – WOW!

Back-to-back dicks!

Nah, Stoaty, don’t worry about it. You’re just a year or so ahead of the curve.

Can’t Hark, Oceania isn’t a teenager. He (for convenience) has put up too much biochemistry that’s right to be less than full adult. The impression of immaturity comes from the fact that “Political Maturity” freezes ’em at about fifteen or so.

Regards,
Ric

whole country of greece.

Kim Jong-il has died. Guess who won, again? Apparently the right person just needed to pick him. And I was actually planning to pick him this time but he was taken early.

Oooo, I know, Iknow. I’ve translated Ocenia’s bit to binary. 110011001100 001100110011 11110000111 000011110000 110011001100 001100110011 11110000111 000011110000 110011001100 001100110011 11110000111 000011110000 110011001100 001100110011 11110000111 000011110000

I need to change the feed for the horses?

Three hoof stomps up.

Well, ah be dipt:

Kim Jong Il, North Korea’s ‘Dear Leader’ Dictator, Dead at 70 …

Bloomberg – 10 minutes ago
By Bill Austin – Mon Dec 19 03:04:02 GMT 2011 Kim Jong Il, the second-generation North Korean dictator…

Got to be some kind of record. And maybe it won’t be Iran after all.

Regards,
Ric

crongrats Mrs. Peel…. I ment to pick micky rooney

Okay, who had the North Korean despot?

Been a tough year for despots.

Mrs. Peel: I have a few humble suggestions for your pick next round. It starts with an “Ocean” and ends with a “is a thumbsucker.”

Mrs. Peel rocks and rolls. Dang short round, though…maybe my chances of picking a winner will improve on Christmas Eve Eve when everyone is busy holidaying?

That little Korean troll is worm food!

Damn! Gotta pick quicker…

I was out at a country music show Friday; Saturday I was busy – and out after 3 PM – today just lazy. I was just thinking about a pick when I saw the news at Instapundit, and I thought “That ends the round!”

What’s next? Kim Jong III?

Wow, Mrs. Peel, I plan to be /very careful/ about doing anything that might make you find me. . .dispensable. But, congratulations on the back-to-backs!

RicLocke–possibly. Thing is. . .a lot of what it posts is available if one goes looking online. So, it wouldn’t have to actually /know/ anything about the subject, in order to post. And it is pretty clear that a) none of its anecdotes can be taken seriously–clearly nicked from others–and b)it is misreporting its status with respect to employment and experimentation. It is probably ageism on my part to assume that that means it is a pimply teenager, but. . .sobeit. I can be just as biassed as the next person. 🙂

Dear Mrs. Peel,
Please pick my mother-in-law for the hat trick.
Thanks!
Signed,
Nora

I missed the Dick by three hours! At least I had the honor of wishing the little bastard ill just before his (hopefully painful) passing. Congratulations on two in a row, Mrs. Peel. If some little birdy tells
you to pick Harry Reid this time just say the word and I won’t stand in your way.

Holy Crap, Mrs. Peel, a Two-Fer. Congratulations!!

I think Davem123 gets an honorable mention for being so close once again. Talk about a lightning round.

Wooooooo! A victory I can enjoy!

I heard the bastard died and the first thing I thought of was I gotta go see who won the dead pool on short notice. Stoaty – you’re welcome to use that as a tag line of some sort if you wish.

Jeez, Mrs. Peel, whatever you do, don’t pick me!

Oh me, oh my –

Mrs. Peel – to paraphrase the late, definitively-great standup-comic-funman: take my Jane Fonda, puh-leeeze!!!

Do it for the chilluns!…

And Mizz Stoaty saves the price of a separate mailing — a win/win situation!

It has to be much better to win with Kim Jong Il than with Harry Morgan (as I did).
It’s much easier to celebrate the death of a brutal dictator.

As someone who has family in North Korea whom I’ve never met, talked to or exchanged letters with. All I can say is: thanks Mrs. Peel!

And if I may; someone please pick Kim Jong Un who is the son of Kim Jong Il. Let’s make it a twofer!

Personally I’ve got a nice bottle set by for a time like this and I think a nice quiet celebration is on order.

Hell, population +1.

OOF!! Lets see if the Norks can keep it together without turning the area into a shooting gallery…..

If they stuff him, like Lenin, and move his cadaver around, looking at things and not doing much, which he didn’t sem to do in real life, could he still be Dear Leader?

Or would that be Dead Leader…looking at things?

Just a thought. Dictator recycling. A cord in his back or a hand up his butt could have him spouting Nork claptrap from beyond the grave. Might get him a gig as the new partner for Ahmed the Dead Terrorist.

Death, it’s not the end of your career.

Ruby Muhammad

Please? (You know, next round and all. XD)