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Dick Cheney…..as ever.

Robin Gibb

Dare I pick Zsa Zsa? Oh yes I do!

Asif Ali Zardari – he’s got the big turbans in the ISI lookin’ at him funny.

Gary Glitter. (aka Paul F. Gadd)

Kirk Douglas – Everyone has to go sometime.

BTW….that’s some sneaky shit, Stoaty….pulling a “quick kick” on round 25…

Well done!

Coach Sandusky

Olivia De Havilland

Ali al-Megrahi. Die, you murdering fuck.

Fidel Castro

Fidel, come on down, the fire’s fine!

Fmr Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens

Hugo Chavez

I’m switching to Hugo Chavez, since Harry Reid is being completely non-cooperative.

Dammit! If that worthless Venezuelan bastard dies I’m going to be so pissed. I’ll give Harry Reid one more chance.

Eli Wallach

Bashir Al Assad – again. Death to Dorktators!

I’ll try Mugabi this time….

Also, when I get my dick, I promise to yell “Vada a bordo!” at it.

I’m going with someone new for me. Slim Whitman. The feller on the radio this morning said Slim’s 88. Not a fan of yodeling, but maybe G-d would like to hear Una Paloma Blanca up close and personal!

Charlie Sheen.

Ruby Muhammed

The next-ranking Iranian nuclear scientist, in his car, with a magnetic car bomb. Unfortunately, I don’t know his name and he’s not exactly famous, so instead I’ll go with the peanut President hisself, James Earl “Jimmy” Carter.

Maggie Thatcher!

Someone got my pick already. I’ll go off the usual and pick Leonard Nimoy.

It would be sad, but Billy Graham ain’t getting any younger or healthier

Phyllis Diller.

Mikhail Gorbachev. Can’t believe he isn’t dead already.

Ayman Zawahiri.

The durka durka guy running Syria. Not even gonna try to pronounce it.

ex-leader of Egypt…….

Mubarak……..for the DICK.

Clint Eastwood and I official hope I lose.

I’ll go back to Tom Lehrer.

Captain Schettino of COSTA CONCORDIA infamy, of an “accident”. And I will add that given recent history; being a passenger on board a vessel with Italian or Greek Captain and officers seems to be adding unnecessarily to the risk of the voyage.

Subotai Bahadur

Since my mother-in-law is not a celebrity, I’ll pick Helen Thomas.

George Soros

Joe Paterno, for the kids!

Nancy Pelosi. Just because.

Harry Belafonte…..

Joe Biden.

I mean, c’mon! It’d help a brother out and stuff.

William Shatner to get beamed up or mabye down.

Stephen Hawking

Hugo Chavez. Dictators live to live on the edge.

P.S.
Mike C. – haven’t heard Tom Lehrer’s name mentioned in quite awhile. You must have some old vinyls on the shelf.

Abe Vigoda

Jerry Lewis – hope he’s still alive by the time I send this.

Sooo-o-o-o many gnarly, ol’ “you should drop dead right now, ya lousy, unprintable unmentionable…!!” candidates, so little time (we hope) ’till they shuffle off this mortal existence…

Ah,well – I’ll go with Larry King, this time around (jeebus, the man’s gotta be close to passing his “sell, give away or bury” date, right?) – somebody else can have Commie-Mommy Janey Fonda for this round. Larry’s not that bad a dude, but we all gotta go sometime and the only thing’s likely been keeping him going is all those ex-wives praying for the alimony checks to keep on a-comin’…

Later…

Prince Philip. For the dick.

I’m sticking with David Rockefeller, the rat bastard.

Pete Seeger. Call me consistent.

Lindsey lohan… The next Amy Winehouse.

micky rooney

Betty White. She just turned 90 and Obama partied with her (I believe or is going to), so that alone is enough to kill her.

I’m going with Ernest Borgnine (who knew his name was Ermes Effron Borgnino?)

Michael Moore. It would help clean up Michigan.

Crabby Old Bat stole Olivia de Havilland from me, so I’ll have to settle for Joan Fontaine. (It do have an “e” at the end, don’t it?)

Ed Asner

Eric Holder.

Stephen Hawking

Vidal Sassoon

Hmm, There IS one particular Kiwi Sheepfucker we all know with a terminal case of scrappie-dick……

Back to Andy Williams….in bed with Oceania.

Well since Dickie Bennett is not a real celebrity, and you just know Boyd is gonna shank him, I’m gonna go with another prisoner, Nelson Mandela.

Carl Reiner is not dead, who knew. He’s 89 though so I have a chance.

“Professor” Irwin Corey, 97-year-old Commie panhandler.

Gordon Brown, as ever.

I’ll take Mummhamad ALI, but I’ll be sad if I win.

Comment from Armybrat
Time: January 21, 2012, 12:56 am

Lindsey lohan… The next Amy Winehouse.

I ain’t picking her but of late it seems like “Rianna” is trying to that title……….

No loss if the bunch of them were to go imho.

I think its the turn of Mike Wallace.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I doubt I should be so lucky but what’s a poll without Ron Paul? Unamerican, that’s what!

Larry Hagman to buy the ranch!

Well if this is a wishlist, how about that vile apology for a lifeform, Chomsky?

Hey, Weasel, can I have one of your dicks, please (snurfle)

Hey, Weasel, can I have one of your dicks, please (snurfle)

Oh damnit, I’ll never be able to get that visual out of my head now.

I nominate Roman “May I Meet Your Daughter?”Polanski, fabulous directer, darling of the luminati, and all-round dirtbag.

Al Molinaro

Oh, ExpressoBold! There are many so deserving and that douchebag is right up there. Then perhaps Whoopie can follow him to discern the definition of rape for us mere mortals.

This contest is fixes! They are reporting Joe Paterno near death.

@ Redd:

I had Joe Pa in the last one and I am kicking myself that I didn’t stick with him….

No fix…….

He wants to go…

Dying of shame, I reckon…

It’s time Dick Clark ran down his own ball at midnight. Wait – that doesn’t sound quite right …

http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2012/01/21/former-penn-state-coach-joe-paterno-reportedly-near-death/

Steve: Frankly, I would rather see Sandusky kick the bucket.

weaselwannabe gets the dick!

Or does Rule Zero apply?

Game over. Joe Paterno died. I’m a little disappointed because I had a premium pick this time with Fidel Castro. Oh well, it was an honor just to have that pick for a day.

Shortest. Deadpool. EVAR.

Sure was short! Now I have another week to try to think of someone good!

Update: According to a family spokesman, Joe Pa is “thinking of going for a walk” and insists he “feels happy.”

Hmmmm.

I’m a little disappointed because I had a premium pick this time with Fidel Castro. Oh well, it was an honor just to have that pick for a day.

Not really. Check again.

NOTUS™

Negroid of the United States, assassinated by Jews.

Pat Robertson

Paterno Family Calls Rumors Of His Death “Absolutely Not True”

So the dick race continues!

Hmmmm here’s a Flash from the Past!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTyom7rrNoo

Anyway, the shortest Deadpool ever was about four hours, wasn’t it?

Poor Oceania…I finally figured out how to add his favorite word to the spam filter. My censorship, it is automated!

@ Redd:

So would I….but Sandusky has no shame….

I don’t think you can die from No-Shame.

As are as I know, Paterno is still alive.

Love this WaPo lede: “Social media sets off firestorm of false reports that Joe Paterno died” What they omit is that the blogs only were repeating what the MSM was reporting at the time.

Frances Fox Piven. Because she needs to go, like, now…

And remember: if you don’t know Aunty, you don’t know dick.

Stoaty: Both Stephen and I (under an alias) chose Castro. The time stamps are identical. So, what’s the rule, if any, when his occurs?

OK, now Joe is dead. The family has confirmed. http://tinyurl.com/7pdlpaf

FNC confirming Joe Paterno died this morning. RIP JoePa.

Somebody needs to put a mirror under his nose to make sure!

Sorry for all the typos. I’m using an old laptop with a few keys missing/wonky.

Hm. Good question, Redd. I guess the one that appears first must have been posted seconds before, so it would stand. Fortunately, not an issue.

Well. Dick to weaselwannabe. See you all here next Friday?

Way to go Joe, congrats weasel wannabe!!

i nominate….. o what the….. never mind….

Hm. Good question, Redd. I guess the one that appears first must have been posted seconds before, so it would stand.

IOW, stoaty, you’re not sure, are you? ARE YOU!!1!!!!

I could make the argument that when faced with a tie, the software posts alphabetically by the name. Which means, I could have been first. Yeah, that’s my story. Does the time change when you edit, because I thought I was being funny by editing my name to “the late not great che.” I won’t do that again. Ha!

You like us, you really like us!
We are humbled, but we now have a lot to be humble about!

Who know that after all these years of marriage that our fantasies would turn to getting dick from across the pond???

Mr and Mrs Weaselwannabe

I have the feeling that I’m gonna die before I win a dick, and if that happens, I’m gonna predict it and then expect it to be mailed to my “estate” so I can be cremated with it.

Hmmmmpf.

/sour grapes are not so sour, actually 😛

The dick is on, the dick is off. Dick on, dick off.

It’s starting to sound like an x-rated version of The Karate Kid.

🙂

I’m going to speculate on a million extra cancer deaths in the US in the next 5-10 years from Fukushima fallout. My Geiger counter has been showing high readings, so the Northern hemisphere must be snuffing it quietly.

🙂

Too bad that the whole Penn State scandal couldn’t have waited a couple months. It’s going to sort of harsh the whole heaven experience for Papa Joe. I wish he hadn’t had to deal with it but then, so do the kids.

Penn State Coach Joe Pater—–

Goddamnit.

For a while there, Joe was just pining for the fjords.

I walk away from the computer to go shoot things and miss out on the pool. Damn.

I’m staying with Ronnie Biggs. He’s gotta go soon.

Gunga Din (1939):
Cutter (Grant) is in the stockade. He asks Din (through window) for a tool, is handed a fork.
“What do you think I’m breaking out of, a pudding?”

Robert Hegyes, from the American television show “Welcome Back, Kotter”.

If “dirty tricks” are positively encouraged, as you claim…

Chaz Bono.

The New Black Panthers announced $10,000 reward for the George Zimmerman and that’s way more than it takes to motivate a pistol packing teen to start sprayin wildly.