Folks, you know – she walks! She talks!
She crawls on her belly like a reptile!.
It was the same ole’ line ‘cept one part,
You don’t need no money, boys, you pay with your heart

Oh Sharon Kristen, what do you do to these men?
You know the same rowdy crowd that was here last night is back again.

Wandered inside and looked around for a seat.
The lights went all low, and the band played a beat.
Out came this girl, wearing a just a scarf and sleeves
an she did a little dance that made me weak in the knees.
That girl, she danced like her back had no bone!
While the band played a little tune called the Main Street Moan.

She smiled a smile for the whole world to see!
She turned around, and she looked right at me!!!!
I guess I musta jumped six feet in the air,
And when I came down, that girl wasn’t there the FBI was there !

Oh Sharon Kristen, what do you do to these men?
You know the same rowdy crowd that was here last night is back again.

Out came this guy with a big ole’ beard,
And real furry arms, man he looked like a bear! former state governor.
He said,”That’s all there is, there’s no more to the show
and if ya all wanna breathe right, you better just go.
I didn’t have to think twice, I headed straight for that door,
But as I left, I heard that big bear former state governor roar:

Oh Sharon Kristen, what do you do to these men?
You know the same rowdy crowd that was here last night is back again.

And Every time that carnival came back, I was right there.
Lord, I sure learned to stay away from that mean ole’ bear! former state governor.
Just like the man had said in his speech at the start,
When that carnival left town it took a piece of my heart!.
And I still get this funny feeling way down in my bone,
Whenever I hear a band play that Main Street Moan.

Oh Sharon Kristen, what do you do to these men?
You know the same rowdy crowd that was here last night is back again.