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So this thing is in the news today. A bunch of veterans saw it flying over the Lake County Democratic Party headquarters and lost their nut. The party chairwoman took it down, but couldn’t for the life of her think of any reason why anyone would object (except maybe racism).

Sigh. They just don’t teach kids the Flag Code no more.

Anyway, I was digging around, and I found our friend Wyatt Earp at Support Your Local Gunfighter ran across this thing in 2009. On eBay. So it was made in the heady early days of His Glorious Maj King O’s golden reign, when all was puppies pooping unicorns.

So I wanna know WHAT’S WITH THE LOOK ON HIS FACE? Ahahahahaha!

Oh, my lord! It’s an I-just-stepped-in-dogshit face. It should be accompanied with the sound effect wah-wah-wah-WAAAAAHHHHHH. He looks like he’s desperately suppressing a kielbasa belch.

The only thing I can think is, the designer was looking for a pic as close as possible to the Che face. Which it kind of is, except it look like a cranky Obama’s about to shout, “oh, piffle!”


Comment from J Foster
Time: March 14, 2012, 10:49 pm

Looks more like an “I just ATE dogshit” face to me.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 14, 2012, 11:05 pm

Would it be racist to opine it looks like he’s going “mmm mmm mmm!” like a disapproving Mammy in Gone With the Wind?

Comment from Redd
Time: March 14, 2012, 11:55 pm

I think it’s his “Oh look…Michelle is stuffing her face again” face.

Comment from beasn
Time: March 15, 2012, 12:53 am


good one

Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: March 15, 2012, 12:53 am

Yeah, he looks like a dyspeptic douche here, but he always has that Taco Bell Chalupa diarrhea face to some extent, so no news there.
They should have gone with one of his numerous ‘Il Douche’ chin thrust effigies that they seem to prize. Heck, you’d have thought he had Peyton’s neck the first few time I saw his face in print…always with that Mussolini Scrunt chin thing going on…what a douche.
That his followers deface the flag with his execrable mug, nothing new either…

Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: March 15, 2012, 12:58 am

Opening day of the Dem Convention.

This flag lays slack against the flagpole, out by the port-a-potties lined up in the parking lot. Here, they do their pledge of allegiance, to the Tool in Chief:

“I pledge allegiance to the Douche, of the United States of Kenya, and to the Ogabes from whom he might hail…”

Synchronized toilet flushing signals the opening round of bribes and lie-offering within the convention.

Comment from mojo
Time: March 15, 2012, 1:12 am

I think that was part of that whole marketing jag post-2008. Remember? “Obama plates!” “Obama coins!!” “OBAMA CHIA PETS!!!” (oh wait, they hated that one.)

I seem to recall his objection was not on grounds of gaucherie, but that they weren’t paying squeeze.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: March 15, 2012, 1:24 am

But after all, it IS all about Him, isn’t it?

Wish I could have read the NYT editorial for the George Bush version of this.

Comment from JC
Time: March 15, 2012, 1:51 am

When my boys come to visit, there’s often a small dispute over who gets to sleep with the flag blanket. (They’re 15 and 17, BTW).
All wrapped up in the flag to keep me warm…

Comment from Deborah
Time: March 15, 2012, 2:37 am

The real irony in this “flag” is that Obama is even more horrified than we are. And his “library” is going to look like a dollar store.

Comment from orabidoo
Time: March 15, 2012, 4:56 am

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🙂 🙂 🙂

I do declare, Your Stoatship, for someone so tired and blase of all things race as you freshly declared yourself to be they’d welcome you in Coeur d’Alene as the homecoming queen. You could run for office or be the battalion armourer. A weapon weasel, if you will.

For your penance, thou shalt promptly produce

7 illos with Maya Angelou,
6 with Katt Williams,
5 with Tawana Brawley,
4 with Fat Albert,
3 with Cornholl West Ph.D,
2 with the youtube dude who fits sprite can into his mouth sideways http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzBuzcGE3bc

and 1

with Sanford & Son. Creative souls as they are, the Inconquerable Warrior Nubian Princes sampled the Britisher original, The Steptoe & Son, which was one of the few truly funny things built in the Blightey Isles (one needs subtitles though to understand the dentally-challenged Meester Steptoe, Sr.)

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: March 15, 2012, 8:22 am

I’d like to see his face on the back of a milk carton myself…..

I don’t want him hurt, I just want him GONE…..

Comment from Man Mountain Molehill
Time: March 15, 2012, 1:17 pm

Looks like an “oops, that wasn’t a fart” face to me.

Comment from Pablo
Time: March 15, 2012, 1:18 pm

The only thing I can think is, the designer was looking for a pic as close as possible to the Che face.

Inspired by Che? Nah, couldn’t be! Right?

Comment from docitburnswhenipost
Time: March 15, 2012, 1:50 pm

And then there’s the all too apt metaphor… http://www.headostate.com

Comment from jam2
Time: March 15, 2012, 2:11 pm

it looks like an Obama “Eat your peas” face….

Comment from Elphaba
Time: March 15, 2012, 3:34 pm

The photo that they chose for this obamanation of a flag makes him look like the utter douche bag that he is.

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: March 15, 2012, 4:31 pm

At least they have a flag. The Salem, Oregon Democratic Party headquarters has no flag, no bunting, nothing American at all.

Comment from Noelegy
Time: March 15, 2012, 4:53 pm

He does look a bit wee-wee’d up in that picture, doesn’t he? 🙂

Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: March 15, 2012, 9:21 pm

It’s the “God damn it, how do these people still have any money to spend that we haven’t taken by taxes, fines, or fees?” face.

Comment from Oceania
Time: March 15, 2012, 10:25 pm

Can you imagine him telling you about your next great terrorist attack?

Comment from Ric Locke
Time: March 15, 2012, 11:18 pm

Warning of the next big terrorist attack will consist of solemn pronouncements that all is going swimmingly and there is nothing to worry about, coupled with all the various bots (Chu, Axelrod, &ct.) canceling flights and heading for the hinterlands “for a short period of relaxation.” The latter will almost certainly not appear in The Press, but if you are in a position to observe you could spread the word.

I can afford to be blase (and cynical) about it, because I no longer travel much and live so far out I’m rarely even flown over. Absent mischance on the same order as a meteor strike, I’ll be fine.


Comment from Kilroy182
Time: March 15, 2012, 11:20 pm

For a progressive nothing is sacred, except the agenda. But even thats for sale if the price is right.

Comment from Wyatt Earp
Time: March 16, 2012, 4:22 pm

I’m thinking that’s the face he makes when Michelle demands sex.

(Thanks for the linkage.)

Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: March 16, 2012, 7:12 pm


Oh, stuff and nonsense.

Comment from Bill (the .003% of your traffic from AfStan)T
Time: March 19, 2012, 5:42 pm

The real irony in this “flag” is that Obama is even more horrified than we are. And his “library” is going to look like a dollar store.

The *real* irony is that the flag was made in China, so that dollar store image is dead on, Deborah.

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