web analytics

I will transmit this information to Vladimir

transmit this information to vladimir

Perhaps this time we catch Moose and Squirrel.

President SmartestGuyInTheRoom actually had this conversation today, unwittingly into a hot microphone.

And then he stood up for the above photograph, which I have not had to alter in any way. I love this guy!

The report I watched, the journalist voiceover was making it out to be, like, “because — pff! — nothing ever gets done during an election year. Am I right, Dmitry?”

Instead of the way every ‘winger in the world heard it, which was, “because in my second term, there’s nothing to stop me selling out my country to the Commies.”

By the way, “I will transmit this information to Vladimir” has become one of those meme things the kids love so much. Thought you should know.

sock it to me

Comments


Comment from orabidoo
Time: March 26, 2012, 8:50 pm

Stoaty hits the nail on the head.
It is depressing to lampoon the pred’nit when you don’t even change anything.

Can Grommit Romeny be any worse?

(yes, he can. oh yes he can)

 


Comment from Nina
Time: March 26, 2012, 9:09 pm

It’s disgusting that the White House thinks that they can spin this. And even more disgusting that the media will let them get away with it.

 


Comment from mojo
Time: March 26, 2012, 9:25 pm

#OccupyResoluteDesk strikes again.

They (y’know, “them”) keep on tellin’ me he’s brilliant. But sorry, I just don’t see it. Cripes, he had to have a pathetic dunderhead like “Sheriff” Joe nearby to make him seem normal.

 


Comment from Oceania
Time: March 26, 2012, 10:23 pm

О, поскольку Соединенные Штаты упали на вырождение!

 


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: March 26, 2012, 11:18 pm

We fell due to being degenerate? Really? From a sheep-humping livestock molester like you?

Go back down in your mom’s basement, your girlfriend needs to be aired back up and your back up needs put out to graze…

Troll.

 


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: March 26, 2012, 11:20 pm

Oceania:

животных приставать тупица.

Watch out you don’t get hoof and mouth, malchik.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 26, 2012, 11:22 pm

The picture was taken moments after the incident. I wonder if they realized at that point they’d been talking into a hot mic. The looks on their faces are just precious.

 


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: March 26, 2012, 11:28 pm

Medvedev looks like Mr Bean there. Zero looks like he’s trying desperately to do Will Smith, only without talent or character of any sort.

 


Comment from Mike James
Time: March 26, 2012, 11:33 pm

I wonder how many Democrats running down-ticket fantasize lovingly about the twisted little creep being taken into a back room and vigorously beaten in the guts, where it won’t show.

Still a few Blue Dogs (translation: sneaky dishonest false flag flyin’ liars) hoping for reelection. This sort of thing complicates that, having the leader of their party openly planning a betrayal of the country’s strategic interest with one of the leaders of a nation which possesses ICBM’s.

 


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: March 26, 2012, 11:39 pm

Still a few Blue Dogs (translation: sneaky dishonest false flag flyin’ liars) hoping for reelection.

@Mike James

That sir, is a fine piece of slanderous writing. If I were to wear a hat I would take it off to you.

You may have my sister.

 


Comment from JeffS
Time: March 26, 2012, 11:43 pm

I’m surprised Obama didn’t answer “Спасибо”.

 


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: March 27, 2012, 12:14 am

Thanks? Bet Obarky can’t say that in Pidgin English, much less Russian. Bet he knows how to say “Can I kiss your ass, Dmitriy?”

Bet he has that one down pat.

 


Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: March 27, 2012, 12:16 am

Stoatie,

Don’t know how you feel about Sarah Palin, but may I offer her commentary on this:

https://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=10150639939378435

Like her or not, it is chilling that not one of our supposed “Opposition” party has answered Obama on this other than her. And if any do try, you can be sure that it will be watered down, apologetic, and not nearly as on point.

*sigh*

Subotai Bahadur

 


Comment from Oceania
Time: March 27, 2012, 12:55 am

I like animals … and yes previously I have avoided many a Hoof as they are managed into their dollies to recover.
My recent breakthrough involves analysis of the ovine uterine wall, and the potential ability to allow human embryoes to embed in the lining.
Just think of the savings from all the stretching of American ladies plumbing if reproduction can be taken care of with sheep?
:)

 


Comment from Oceania
Time: March 27, 2012, 1:01 am

Hmmmm you should see what they breed Weasels for here.
Genetically superior animals too I must add.

 


Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: March 27, 2012, 1:05 am

Can’t stand that fucking nose in the air thing he does.

 


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: March 27, 2012, 1:05 am

I think that it is only fair to point out that:

“We have no stronger ally than the Russians;They consistently punch above their weight.”

 


Comment from xul
Time: March 27, 2012, 1:15 am

Ooooh, a puppet show!

 


Comment from Oceania
Time: March 27, 2012, 1:21 am

Actually what Obama said was: ‘We need more breathing space for our missile defence system in Europe.’
Dimmers said:’Isn’t that what Hitler said? And your breathing space is at our border with nuclear armed interceptors!’

 


Comment from Mike James
Time: March 27, 2012, 1:31 am

Sandman, aw shucks, I don’t deserve that. Thanks.

 


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: March 27, 2012, 1:53 am

Mike, I still suffer under the presence of Heath(en) Shuler, NC misRepresentative erstwhile Blue Dog Brown turd Dimmocrat. His nose was any further up Nannie McPelosi’s turd box, he’d be breathing her latest meal.

So I hate a d*mn Blue Dog POS. “False Flag Flyin Liars”. Best description yet. Thankye.

 


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: March 27, 2012, 1:57 am

Title “Mr Bean signs a Treaty.”

Zero is the comedy relief and tries to curry favor with his Russian Overlords by planting a nuclear weapon under a truckload of paint in Red Square and repainting the Kremlin.

Mushroom cloud, atomized paint, retaliatory nuclear exchange.

Hilarity ensues.

Loud Laugh track, dubbed in Arabic and Ebonics. Popular in Afghanistan, the Middle east and South Side Chicago.

 


Comment from Deborah
Time: March 27, 2012, 2:06 am

Oh Stoaty—I can’t wait to see all the clever things you do with this image :)

 


Comment from Randy Rager
Time: March 27, 2012, 3:14 am

I cannot imagine a nation less worthy of existence nor a people less suited for freedom than New Zealand and the aspirants to mediocrity that inhabit it. Modern civilization would be doing itself a favor to conquer that poor benighted fly speck of insignificance, sell it’s people into slavery, burn down every structure, plow under all traces of civilization and salt the furrows.

 


Comment from Davem123
Time: March 27, 2012, 3:30 am

Do you think he’s intentionally channeling Mussolini with that chin in the air pose he always adopts, or is it an unintentional convergence of arrogance?

 


Comment from Gromulin
Time: March 27, 2012, 4:57 am

Comment from Davem123
Time: March 27, 2012, 3:30 am
Do you think he’s intentionally channeling Mussolini with that chin in the air pose he always adopts, or is it an unintentional convergence of arrogance?

That has stood out to me since 2008! He is bereft of self awareness, one of the traits of a sociopath.

 


Comment from Oceania
Time: March 27, 2012, 11:52 am

Yes but where else would Al Gore come to spend his spare time as he thunks to himself about Global Warming?

You get your bags of Salt Ready RAAAAANDY!
lolol! God – Who would name their offspring Randy? Did you grow up with an inferiority complex as a kid or something?
Because whatever your parents did one night … wowow!
“Honey I’m Randy and feel like Sex!” … ” Oh what a nice name for our Son! Lets call the product of my Loins Randy!!”

:)

 


Comment from Oceania
Time: March 27, 2012, 11:54 am

I haven’t had such a laugh in a long long time …
Let me guess – your wifes name is Fanny?
lololololol!

 


Comment from Randy Rager
Time: March 27, 2012, 2:18 pm

Name humor? That’s your response?

Pathetic.

What are you, a fucking five year old?

 


Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: March 27, 2012, 5:49 pm

Let’s hope OmBama has lots of flexibility after the election. Lots.

 


Comment from Davem123
Time: March 27, 2012, 7:26 pm

Stoaty- Are you sure you didn’t modify that picture at least just a wee bit? I swear that Medvedev now bears a striking resemblance to Bowzer from Sha Na Na (or maybe Eddie Munster.)

 


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: March 27, 2012, 7:44 pm

https://twitter.com/#!/Billy/status/184725162061594624
(because twitter is stupid: http://bit.ly/GVWek9 )
lol

 


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: March 27, 2012, 9:28 pm

If I were president, I would start every sentence I spoke to Dmitri Medvedev with, “Well, Mister Bear . . .”

 


Comment from WindRider
Time: March 27, 2012, 10:10 pm

Am I the only one who noticed that Medvedev is putting his chin in the air so as to mock Obama?

 


Comment from pizza
Time: March 28, 2012, 2:29 am

haha.. this is too good. my new desktop background.

 


Comment from Noelegy
Time: March 30, 2012, 8:30 pm

My take on Obama’s constant chin-in-the-air pose: This is not the natural reaction of a taller man to shorter people. I believe Obama is about 6’1.” My husband is 6’2″ and he tends to bow his head in deference to shorter people, rather than tilt it back and look down his nose. I think this is Obama’s attempt to make up in bearing what he lacks in presence. He knows he’s basically an empty suit, so he’s putting on airs.

Or possibly he’s trying to look “monumental,” as though he thinks that every last photo of him will someday be regarded as being significant.

Either way makes him dick salad.

 


Comment from BillT
Time: April 1, 2012, 6:22 am

Am I the only one who noticed that Medvedev is putting his chin in the air so as to mock Obama?

Nope. The rest of us were just too busy laughing to comment on it. Dang, you recover fast…

 


Comment from Maria
Time: March 28, 2015, 12:34 pm

Putin’s lying propaganda machine is cranking into high gear. He is spreading all kinds of conspiracy theories. It was the West, the Ukraine, the dissidents — anybody but his own henchmen. And he has “personally taken over the investigation” to make sure that the truth will never leak out. I am not looking forward to the result of this “investigation”. They will probably arrest two other enemies of Putin and blame it on them, thereby getting rid of them as well.

 

Write a comment

(as if I cared)

(yeah. I'm going to write)

(oooo! you have a website?)


Beware: more than one link in a comment is apt to earn you a trip to the spam filter, where you will remain -- cold, frightened and alone -- until I remember to clean the trap. But, hey, without Akismet, we'd be up to our asses in...well, ass porn, mostly.


<< carry me back to ol' virginny