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Who knows what lardassery lurks in the heart of the bailout?

Click to belargen. No, there is no color, but you have to see the large version to appreciate all the tiny shoulder hairs illuminated by backlight that I painstakingly drew before I realized they wouldn’t show up at regular posting size. I almost published an earlier version, which included a glimpse of Congress’ little icecream-covered winkie. I figured it was too dark to see and it would be my little joke. Then I saw the graphic on an LCD panel, and there it was — winking at me! I’ve got to get rid of that old CRT I use at home.

So, how about that bailout, huh? The soundbite of Nancy Pelosi describing Barney Frank as the “maestro” of the new, improved (now with extra EXTRA pork!) bailout plan made my skull implode, and then fold in on itself and vanish in a flash of supernatural fire, like the house at the end of Poltergeist.

So I did the only thing I know to do when confronted by my own powerlessness in the face of a terrible injustice: I drew a picture of the people who made me mad as a big ugly naked fat guy with a tiny winky and hairy shoulders. Take that you stupid, stinky doody-heads!

Yeah. Everything I really need to know I learned in kindergarten, too.

sock it to me

October 6, 2008 — 10:10 am
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