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Do you know why the Brits talk about the weather so much?


Because their weather is fucking psychotic, that’s why.

I was minding my own business, weeding the driveway (my driveway is BRICK! Hahaha! But it hasn’t been weeded in a thousand years). It was sunny, warm, if a bit windy.

And then this spooky bastard blew up, pelted me with hail for five minutes, and flew off again.

I was like, “WTF?! Did anybody get the number on that bus?”

Then it was sunny again. Stupid England.

Happy Friday, everyone! (Yeah, funny that. Even when you’re unemployed, it matters).

March 27, 2009 — 8:47 pm
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