Hurry if you want Ted Kennedy!
Hear ye, hear ye! The first ever sweasel.com celebrity deadpool shall now commence (seriously — right now! Nip into the comments and pick Ted Kennedy FAST).
Here be the rules:
- Everybody gets one pick. Just sing out in the comment section.
- Doesn’t have to be a politician; any famous (or infamous) person will do.
- What constitutes “famous” will be wholly and arbitrarily decided by moi, with an assist from Uncle B in the case of Englishpersons.
- Your pick has to be alive at the time of choosing (duh).
- When any chosen celebrity kicks der bukkit, the prize is awarded and we start again from scratch. (Unless the whole thing is a flop, in which case I’ll pretend it never happened).
- Anonymous submissions are fine; I can tell you apart by IP.
- If you want the fabulous prize, you have to send me a real mailing address. If you don’t want to do that (and who can blame you? I’ll probably turn up and ask to crash out on your couch), you can do it just for the bragging rights. And the delicious schadenfreude.
- There will be no handicapping for age or illness; weasels don’t do math. This is just a straight-up, who-goes-next kind of thang. If you pick somebody young and fit and that person dies, we’ll all move away from you on the Group W bench.
I so don’t care if you’re a regular or if I never see you again; I’d better have good response on this or me and all six of my regular readers will be sitting around for twenty years waiting for George Fucking Soros to shuffle off. Fucker.
Him. Not you.
Remember, it’s not necessarily a death wish. You can pick someone you like and admire, if you think he or she is likely to be pining for the fjords anytime soon. It’s all about getting your paws on this:
July 20, 2009 — 10:12 am
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