Excuse me. I’m a little horse.
I’ve got a cold today. Or swine flu. Or the plague. Or an attack of hypochondria.
Lurgee. That’s a good English word.
Creeping epizootic. That’s a US Southern colloquial expression for lurgee, if you pronounce it “eppyzooootick,” but it’s a technical term for a localized epidemic among animals if you pronounce it “epizo-otic.”
Ah. I’m delirious. I told you I was sick.
The horses? From a village fête some weeks ago. You should’ve seen those adorable little bastards do the riverdance.
In conclusion:
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Stoaty Weasel Badger.
Discuss.
October 6, 2009 — 6:31 pm
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