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The cheese stands alone

I’ve always found the phrase incredibly sad and disturbing. This is what it looks like in my head.

Poor cheese. Poor damn cheese.

Is that all I have for you today? No, of course not. I also have this.

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Today’s secret word is cheese.

sock it to me

March 7, 2011 — 7:14 pm
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