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Not our proudest hour



Sorry, folks — I got a bit jammed up tonight (hey, it’s garbage night, you know!). So I had a trawl through Auntie’s Giant Picture Archive and came up with this poor pachyderm.

Murderous Mary. She killed the local day laborer who was hired as a “trainer.” Stepped on his head and squashed it like a grape.

Locals demanded retribution, but it’s not easy to snuff an elephant. This is what they came up with. It took a couple of tries.

I was born in a little town not far away. I’d heard rumors of this, but never saw the picture until the internet. I think people feel pretty sheepish about the whole business now.

Sure, this is a downer. Would you really rather I’d drawn pictures of Carol Brady’s crabs?





June 27, 2011 — 10:52 pm
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