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The headline: Salmon Spawns on Obama’s Shoes

The quote: “You see that?” Obama declared Wednesday as he gripped a fish with two hands. “Something’s got on my shoes.”…Generally you don’t want fish spawning on your feet. He said the local fisherwoman who accompanied him said the fish was “happy to see me.”

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September 3, 2015 — 8:40 pm
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