Full moon
Cheshire East Council is making some old dude get rid of his mooning gnome. It’s on public land and it’s a menace to traffic.
I know. Lame. I got home late tonight and spent my disposable time cleaning out the fridge. Trust me when I tell you I spend as little time as possible doing anything resembling housework, but I accidentally trip over a chore now and again.
Escuse me while I take a long hot bath in an Epsom salt and lavender soak and try to regain my composure.
Uncle B cleaned out the freezer and found a frozen Gordon’s gin daquiri thingie. That should help.
July 19, 2017 — 10:22 pm
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