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My guest for tomorrow called and cancelled. You know what that means? I DEEP CLEANED THE LOO FOR NOTHIN’.

And don’t try to fob me off with a, “oh, but isn’t it nice to have a clean bathroom?” I’m not having it. I broke a bottle of very expensive bath oil in the process and now the whole house smells of…very expensive bath oil. Which would be nice if it wasn’t overpowering.

In rebellion, I am not taking a bath tonight. I might as well stink. Nobody could tell in here.

July 15, 2020 — 8:28 pm
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