Welp, here we go…
That’s…$1,660.23. Ouch.
Next step, some time in late May I hop a train to Maidstone with my documentation and have my dabs taken (that’s English cop slang for fingerprints). All the alternatives were in London, so whatevs.
After that, a ceremony. Closer to home, I hope. I will have to swear an Oath of Allegiance, an Affirmation of Allegiance and a Pledge. The first two are to the Crown, which chaps my ass because I take my word seriously.
“At the end of the ceremony you’ll be presented with your certificate of British citizenship and a welcome pack.”
A welcome pack. I do hope there’s a little Union Jack in it.
p.s. New Dead Pool tomorrow. Harry Belafonte fans and Jerry Springer pickers hardest hit.
April 27, 2023 — 6:27 pm
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