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		<title>Dutch lady shoots herself annually</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This Dutch lady is Ria van Dijk. When she was 16, she went to the shooting gallery at an amusement park in Tilburg, Holland. When she hit the target, the booth automagically took a picture. That was her prize. So &#8212; what the hey &#8212; she went back every year. Well, excepting 1939 to 1945. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Okay, but this time, I&#8217;m driving</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Arrrr&#8230;I&#8217;ve just spent an hour on the phone to my elderly father trying to talk him through a YouTube search. It&#8217;s such a shame&#8230;dude was a huge gadget and technology guy back in the day. If the internet had hit him a little earlier in life, he&#8217;d have been all over it. Oh, he&#8217;s not [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/9626</link>
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		<title>Your mom would be so proud</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so this private detective firm in Sydney, Oz advertised in a career magazine for a &#8220;Brothel Buster Investigator&#8221;. Must have private investigator&#8217;s license, good command of written and spoken English, be willing to have protected sex with prostitutes. Seventy grand a year. Because, apparently, having actual sex with prostitutes is &#8220;really good evidence&#8221; of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/9621</link>
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		<title>Good old Anglo Saxon nursery rhymes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The only thing the American robin (Turdus migratorius) and the original robin redbreast (Erithacus rubecula) have in common is red feathers. They are otherwise completely different birds. The American robin is a sort of big thrush; the British robin is one of those tiny round puffball bastards, like a chickadee. The robin was once voted [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/9613</link>
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		<title>Mall cop Tarzan</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Meet DeWet du Toit. His name means &#8220;de wet of the roof&#8221; but his friends call him Wet Twat. I&#8217;m just sure they do. Psych! He doesn&#8217;t have any friends. He&#8217;s a South African bodybuilder and mall cop who love-love-LOVES him some Tarzan. And, um, Hollywood film contracts. Three days a week, he lives in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Round 26: dearth of dicks edition</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And the dick goes to &#8212; Mr and Mrs Weaselwannabe, who won it with Joe Paterno. Or they will do. There&#8217;s been a run on dick around here. My local supplier put Aunty&#8217;s products on sale and has utterly sold out of spotted dicks! So there&#8217;s a dearth of dick for the nonce. Cross your [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/9599</link>
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		<title>That ain&#8217;t right</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so this is Johnny Depp&#8217;s &#8220;Jack Sparrow&#8221; tattoo, in honor his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie and his own son Jack, born the year before. Problem is? That&#8217;s not a sparrow. It&#8217;s a swallow. &#8220;Jack Swallow&#8221; may not be the most prepossessing moniker, but at least the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/9590</link>
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		<title>Awww&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dick &#8220;Danger, Will Robinson&#8221; Tufeld, dead at 85. Died watching the NFL playoffs (football is bad for you, m&#8217;kay). He was preceded in 2009 by Bob May, the little dude who actually wore the suit (it was hard to get out of the suit and he was a smoker, so smoke would be seen drifting [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/9586</link>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t they both lose?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m really torn on this one. On the one hand, the US government is stomping around the internet playing freestyle HULK SMASH in the name of intellectual property owners. That&#8217;s going bad places, fast. On the other hand, this needledick had his name legally changed to Dotcom. Don&#8217;t like this whole Megaupload business one bit. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sweasel.com/archives/9579</link>
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		<title>Kung Hei Fat Choi ever&#8217;body!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No, no&#8230;not another Skyrim post (although, yes &#8212; that&#8217;s me! Standing in front of the latest dragon I murdelated in Skyrim!) Today is Chinese New Year (though, I suppose, properly it&#8217;s the beginning of Chinese New Year, as they celebrate it for, like, two weeks). It&#8217;s the Year of the Dragon, an especially auspicious year [...]]]></description>
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