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This is the art at full size -- 510 by 750 pixels. Not really big enough for a great t-shirt, but it'll have to do. If you need specific sizes or colors, or have suggestions for slogans, get in touch with me (click the happy weasel, bottom right)! Or you can edit them yourself, if you're Photoshoppingly inclined (Just...don't be selling it, 'K? Zombie Reagan wants to be free).


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These two are 160 pixels wide, a common sidebar width. That's 160 by 235 to be exact and, at a modest 16K, just perfect for your blog or your next tattoo. Right click and save picture as... to have one for your very own.




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These two are 150 pixels wide, another common sidebar width. Though all the images on this page can be scaled down, please not to be scaling them up. They would look awful.

UPDATE: Zombie Reagan now refreshed, renewed and available for purchase! T-shirts! Stickers! Coffee mugs! It's good, clean capitalism!

Reagan is dead -- get used to it! They said. It's a two party system, what're you gonna do? They said. You don't have a choice! They said.

Whoa, wait a minute! I thought. No choice? Ronald Reagan would never have put up with that! Screw it! Let's dig Ronnie up and rebury him in the Pet Semetary of ideas!

We've let him down, folks. We got lazy. We stopped talking about conservative principles. Small government. Low taxes. Self-reliance. Individuality. Respect for the rule of law. BRAAAAAAAIIIINS.

Hey, remember when we argued with people? You know...laid the framework for our ideas, supported our positions with facts and observations? Think back. Remember suasion? Remember?

Then we figured we'd won the battle of ideas. We gave up hashing out the same old points over and over and decided to hurl cow pies instead.

Now, look! The silly boo-boos in our own party have forgotten we ever stood for something. They slipped the harness when we weren't looking and dashed out into the middle of the road. Now the place is lousy with RINOs!

Enough! It's time to talk up conservative ideas again! Show your displeasure with the status quo; proudly display Zombie Reagan on your blog. Or don't. Whatever. But for pity's sake, start talking up conservative ideas!

Maybe if we deserve him hard enough, he'll come back to us.

It's gotta work. You don't want me digging up Bill Buckley, do you?