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Robin Gibb, please

Hugo!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, dahlink Veasel.

J. Gordon Brown, unlamented but tragically not late ex-PM.

Fidel Castro!

Ernest Borgnine

Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi

Sticking with JAcques Barzun, international man of history. We just lost another 103 YO here in Texas. But that one had been carrying a bullet in his head for 95 years…

Jimmah Carter, since I missed the chance to grab Hugo yet again.

Mugabe is reported to be in excellent health. So I pick Mugabe.

I will stay true to my previous draft picks and go for a dual death bill;

Jesse Jackson and Al “Social Justice” Sharpton. I would not mind Louis Parraquat hitting the skids either but I’m not greedy.

Two dead race panderers is plenty…for this week.

Mickey Rooney

Out of curiosity, what happens if we find out that Hugo has left this mortal coil a few days or weeks ago? I understand he hasn’t been seen or heard from in some time, does he then get disqualified for the dead pool?

Someone please take Rahm Emmanual, please. I’m already booked up with trash to wish ill against.

*thanks*

Joe Biden, at the Naval Observatory, with a big stick.

On the Hugo question, I’m of the opinion that whoever had him in the pool at time of death (as best as can be determined) deserves at a minimum a Special Auntie’s Dick award. Maybe a handshake and a party, too.

Besse Cooper

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad via an Israeli PGM (I can hope, can’t I?)

Mags

I’ll take Karzai for $200, Alex.

Frances Fox Piven

Clint Eastwood – because I still can.

Um…nominate him, I mean.

LiLo’s back in the wild, so there’s always the chance she’ll OD or ram her car into a tree/whatever.

Chuck Berry, I feel I am keeping him alive by continuously picking him.

Who to pick, who to pick? I’ll go with the odious John Dingell, Michigan’s D(umbarse) congress critter and longest-sitting (notice I didn’t say “serving”) critter around. And I wouldn’t mind if he was done in with Baraqa’s Big Stick or the Reaper’s Scythe.

“San Fran Nan” Pelosi in a horrible BoTox accident.

Note to Stoaty: The “deadpool” tag should be added so the ghouls can find the most recent dead pool from the side bar link.

These quick rounds strain my ability to find new selections.

Well, I’ll go with sheer age this time:

Composer Elliot Carter (103 years old).

Oh, and people, stay away from Justice Ruth Ginsburg. She needs to live another nine months.

I’ll go with George Soros this time. Something about hope springing eternal …. and confusion to the enemy.

Keith Richards

Hosni Mubarak

One…………..
More……………..
Time………………..

Eric Holder, in a bizarre elevator accident.

Subotai, you sniped my normal pick! (Yeah yeah, I know, Rules 2 and 3.) Congratulations. 😉

Therefore, this round I will pick… Helen Thomas!

Howard Dean screams himself to death for the win

Charles Manson

screaming in the shower.

Pete Seeger. For the dick!

Barak Obama
Are the secret service going to come and question me?

Betty White. Shut up, that’s why.

Newt. Of an animal attack.

Warren Buffet – for not only “not paying his fair share”, but for wanting to penalize the rest of us to make up for it!

Harry Belafonte

Dan Rather

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/feedarticle/10215465

Looks like those terrorists that poured BSE into your rendering plants for animal feed have struck gold! Only took 5 years!

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, in the same mass mob attack by a bunch of hoodie wearing thugz. Yo.

This time I have Muhammad Ali, the boxer.

Madeline Albright, because that wretched, anti-Semitic c*** deserves to meet her master in Hell.

Billy Graham, because I am going to hell anyway, and I might as well have some dick before I go.

AG tiger, I really, really wanted Helen Thomas, but I figure one antisemitic bitch is pretty much interchangeable with the next. Good luck to you!

Nelson Mandela, please.

Andy Griffith

Bashar al-Assad, Pres. of Syria. He has lots of people around him who really don’t like him, and they haz sploody things…..

Marion Barry. Eating the food cooked in the restaurants made dirty by Asians.

William Shatner, again….sigh!

Andy Williams. He ain’t gettin’ any younger, you know.

JUSTIN BEIBER!

Wait… What?

Nancy Reagan.

Pablo pulled a fast one with Chuck Colson. And by “pulled a fast one” I mean “showed the sort of quick-witted sneaky gamesmanship worthy of a weasel blog.”

Thanks, CBN!

George Beverly Shea.

michael moore.

I bumped into Michael Caine the other day. Wow!
He needs to come by my stem cell engineering lab some time for a 100kkm check. Wouldn’t want to see him spring a leak.

*tips hat to Armybrat* And to you!

I’ll grab Maggie Thatcher. Well, figuratively…

Again: David Rockefeller

Since pizza claimed Michael Moore, I’m going with Roman Pulanski. Nasty, evil man.

Kirk Douglas…no one has the cleft chin, correct?

The ruling gaggle of Mullahs and Imans of Iran in a very well placed Bomb strike courtesy of the Israeli Air Force.

Olivia de Havilland

Harry Reid in a Light Rail accident. Just think of the flood of backed up House bills that would release. Not to mention oil.

Hmmm . . Pavel beat me to my first pick, so I’ll take George Jones.

Burt Reynolds

Jerry Lewis, not out of spite, just probability.

I’m sticking with Charlie Sheen, I figure all that new sitcom money won’t be wasted on savings and retirement planning but on hookers, drugs and booze (not necessarily in that order).
I figure he’ll be with Lindsay Lohan when it happens, the only question is who goes first.

I will pick Ramsey Clark until I am right. I’m trying to stay with evil old bastards but I keep remembering that Jerry Lee, Chuck, Mr. Richard Penneman and Ray Price are kinda old…

Rosalynn Carter.

…during a mass wedding in Seoul, Sun Myung Moon.

Zawahiri, again, but Obama’s probably saving him for October.

Comment from zimmermanfan
Time: April 27, 2012, 11:13 pm

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, in the same mass mob attack by a bunch of hoodie wearing thugz. Yo.

Sorry, Sparkles, But I seem to have taken your tragically death resistant duo some four hours and change ahead of you. But nice try.

Please help yourself to Danny Glover, Mikie J Fox or any member of the Sugar Hill gang but JJ and AS are off the ill-wishing against them list.

I cocked the first leg to piss on these two. I’m keeping my pair of race pandering pseudo preachers.

No one has Jay Z or Joan Rivers, so there’s that…

Sandman, bringing the Southern Curmudgeon since the last time I mentioned the word curmudgeon.

*yay,me*

I can haz Jane Fonda deads plz? My Jane Fonda Urinal sticker is fading and I really don’t want to have to replace it, even wearing gloves and all, ya know?

Will Ferrell.

Can’t miss with a SNL cast member.

drats……….

ok….Sandman, i shoulda looked closer. i wish the dick be upon you.

Maher, bill, one each.

Cmon Ronnie Biggs. Daddy needs some spotted dick.

Better get your name on that bid, Anonymous, or you’ll get Spartacused.

I select Hugh Hefner just because …. well, he’s old anyway, and, and he’s bagged his limit for a guy with a Chicago accent and a massive overbite

Ruby Muhhamed

Debbie Wasserman-Schulz. From choking on her own bile. God knows she spews enough of it to drown in.

Nelson Mandela. You know he got some bad spotted dick in prison.

If I were famous, I’d pick me. All this tropical beauty is trying to kill me.

You can get all sorts of delightful things OTC here, so I’m really not suffering much.

May the Dick be with Zimmermanfan, as Bill Maher is absolutely the worst piece of shiite the Left has to offer after “Jesse and Al, The Race Pimps”©,in color.

A Quinn Martin Production.

Hate that manturd with an unexpected amount of zeal. Him choking on a deli sandwich somewhere in NYC over the next few days would not bring a tear from me. Not one.

I posted the Ronnie Biggs, like usual. Didn’t realize I didn’t have my name on there before. LOVE YOU SWEASEL.

Missus and I took the bullet train 300 kilos north to Haikou, and I feel great. Whichever flora was trying to end me is not yet in bloom here. I hope it stays dormant for the next week.

We had a run-in with the “locals,” though.

Right out of the train station, a cabby damn near runs me over. I shielded most of the impact with our carry-on. It left a few scmutches on the paint of his hood. He jumps out and starts accusing me of slamming my bag on his car.

Missus called the Police and a traffic patrol arrived. The senior officer was unable to placate the crowd, (who were now muttering about how an American can get away with anything.)a criminal team was called, and we all wound up at the police station.

Long story short: We cooled our heals for two hours. The Police were very nice, The cab company’s owner showed up to apologize, and drive us to our hotel in his own car.

He could not have been nicer.

Always check in with your consulate. Let them know where you’ll be, and when you’ll be there.

By the way, Anchor Red Crown beer is almost worth coming here all by itself. It has all the virtures of a local, fresh Chinese pale, with a bit more hopping.

http://www.heinekeninternational.com/hainanasiapacificbrewery-china.aspx

Paul Anka

That’s just the fucking way it is.

Oh crap, I should have picked Hover Bear

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p0672/

Dan Rather. Ugly little man.

While we’re at it, let’s throw Sam Donaldson into the mix.

Dead Pool? And Obama? And Darwin? And puppy snax? Golly, after a hard and frustrating Monday I turn to the Weas for some Quality Chicken Blogging to ease my pain … and nothing.

Put me down for Whoopie Goldberg.

Cat selects Dick Lugar for the dick… hopefully he dies of either shame (for not living in Indiana despite being their Senator) or shame (for losing to Mourdock in the primary)…

In either case, goodbye, Dick!

Mew

Mrs. Custer is already taken, so I’ll have to pick Joan Fontaine.

Because even mutual sisterly hate can only keep you alive for so long…

Henry Jay Heimlich

Glad to be back. I’ll go with Peter O’Toole, since Hefner already got snagged.

Hmmm…it appears Castro has been monitoring the Celebrity Death Pool and is threatening rivers of blood if the Dick goes to anyone else but ME.

As per usual, I’ll go with Whiny Janey Fonda, Ev’erbody’s Least Fav’rit Hollyweird Commie and General All-Round “Progressive” Pain In The Tuchis.

Her somewhat-older bro is looking summat shakier than she these days, but he’s apparently learned in his declining years to more-or-less keep his politickin’ views to himself.

(Better late-by-several-days than not at all, right?…)

Zounds! Some Veg, it seems, beat me to it!

Ah, well – I’ll go with Dave Letterman; a more deserving recipient of The Green Ripper I can’t right now imagine anyway.

Doesn’t look like anybody had Junior Seau, so the pool continues.

Damn that rule 0.

No Beastie on the list…….tic toc tic toc……..

Yo Adam…… Rest in peace……

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvRBUw_Ls2o

Confirming what RealMc found:

forbes.com: Adam Yauch, AKA MCA of the Beastie Boys, Dead at 47

Cancer is a harsh equalizer.

Goober Pyle on ‘The Andy Griffith Show,’ dies

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/05/06/george-lindsey-known-as-goober-pyle-on-andy-griffith-show-dies/?intcmp=features#ixzz1u8LQtNa0

Gawlie……… :o(

Al Molinaro

Sen. Richard “Dick” Durbin (Commie – Chicago) just because.

Ray Harryhausen

Is Chavez dead yet? It looks like I’ll be in England in July and I may as well pick up the winning dick whilst I’m there, saving Stoat and Badger some Pounds Sterling.

If you make it down to the coast, Nina, I’ll buy you a dick whether your guy dies or not.

It’s definitely on the agenda, all it takes is the moolah for petrol and maybe a hotel if it’s far enough from Hull. I hate to fly but like being places.

Die, Hugo, die!

John Madden

Well dammitall. I didn’t see that Nelly Mandela was picked, so I will go with Herbert Lom.

Seeing as how I spent 9 wonderful years in ol’ Blighty and enjoyed every silly minute of it (and coz she’s older than the island itself) I gotta take Her Majesty, Betty. God shave the Queen!….

Carol Shelby……….

didn’t see that one coming………

Bassist Donald ‘Duck’ Dunn dead at 70

Aarrggh. Dammit, Tiger, did she give you a little “Dead Pool Monitor” vest?

Donna Summer has joined the Invisible Choir. Apparently the Big C strikes again.

Since it seeems like musicians/singers are dropping like flies lately, I think I will go with……

Bon Jovi

Mike: Hey, I was a few hours late on the Donna Summer one! 🙂

(Good catch Mitchell.)

Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi finally kept his promise and died. BBC agrees: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12174643
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Congratulations, Steve! You’re gonna get some dick!

Congrats Steve!! Your karma helped a cowardly ruthless pig into the after life. I hope his 72 virgins look like Rosie O’Donnel!!!!!!!!

Robin Gibb seems to have left us as well. Busy dead pool this time!

Congratulations, Steve!

zsa zsa can’t possibly bee too far behind…….see ya’ll Friday…..”6″ weasely time…….

Poor Fawn. Poor, poor Fawn. VERY FIRST PICK was Robin Gibb, and he fell between Dead Pools.

😮

Wait, is that the happy one?

Montenegro – “I hope his 72 virgins look like Rosie O’Donnel!!!!!!!!”

Wouldn’t 72 Rosey Grier lookalikes be even better?

Sorry Fawn, bad luck, your guy died today!! He couldn’t hold out for another 6 days!! And you were the first post extreme bummer!!

Thanks for the condolences. Maybe I’ll pick myself next time!

I’m thinking his virgins need to look like Michael Moore, personally. Before shower.

And dang Hugo, that SOB just won’t die!

I feel bad for Robin Gibb and Donna Summers. Both weren’t that old and had been battling cancer. Me, I only pick dictators … for the dick.

Nina,

Damn,that’s harsh–especially since you know that boy ain’t never had any action. He’s probably gibbering from pent-up sexual anger.

So that’s perfect! Except for the associated imagery of a screaming fetid Michael Moore virgin begging to be sodomized.

Clearly, Disco causes cancer.

That explains why they were constantly going on about “Staying Alive” back then!