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Ohhhhh, yesssss

Yeah, baby. You want it in color. You know you do.

Sour, dessicated old hag Andrea Mitchell declared, “this is not a pick for women.”

In other news, we secretly replaced Andrea Mitchell’s estrogen pills with bath salts. Let’s see if anyone notices!

Do I like Paul Ryan for VP? Oh, yes. Ohhhhhh, yessssssss.


Comment from Dustoffmom
Time: August 13, 2012, 2:00 pm

You do realize ‘this’ is what I will see in my mind everytime darn time he appears? Not a bad thing is it?? 🙂

Comment from ryukyu
Time: August 13, 2012, 2:13 pm

haha. How will he ever compete for the Sandy Fluke vote?

Comment from Joan of Argghh!
Time: August 13, 2012, 2:14 pm

Totally lifted that color pic!

God bless you, Stoaty! That pic just screams “fiscal discipline.” Mmmm. . .

Comment from Deborah
Time: August 13, 2012, 2:49 pm

Fiscal discipline, indeed 🙂

Comment from Redd
Time: August 13, 2012, 3:21 pm

What exactly Mitchell’s job? I thought she was a reporter yet she acts like a blatant shill for the lefty donks.

Comment from John b.
Time: August 13, 2012, 3:48 pm

kewl..let there be color.certainly NOT a lumberjack (Monty Python reference 🙂

Comment from Paula Douglas
Time: August 13, 2012, 4:18 pm

Discipline me fiscally, Paul. Now, dammit. Right here. Right now. Gimme your hot, throbbing austerity, and give it to me hard, baby.

Comment from Wolfus Aurelius
Time: August 13, 2012, 4:49 pm

Comment from Redd
Time: August 13, 2012, 3:21 pm

What exactly Mitchell’s job? I thought she was a reporter yet she acts like a blatant shill for the lefty donks.
She serves as a bad example.

Comment from nightfly
Time: August 13, 2012, 5:01 pm

Hey girl – wanna watch me preside over the Senate?

Comment from Pupster
Time: August 13, 2012, 5:19 pm

Weasel ripped his nipple.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: August 13, 2012, 5:27 pm

I am not much of a judge but when you compare Obama/Biden with R&R, it doesn’t seem like they measure up very well for the ladies.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: August 13, 2012, 5:49 pm

“I thought she was a reporter yet she acts like a blatant shill for the lefty donks”

The two things are synonymous. All pretence of objectivity has long been expunged from US journalism. They are fully invested in getting their petulant man-child crush back into power. It’s why the mainstream media in the US are the most meretricious* outside of a banana republic. But Andrea Mitchell is probably just jealous of Janna Ryan. She’s married to Alan Greenspan, who probably doesn’t make many people’s list of pinups.

The thing I find most disconcerting about Ryan is he’s five months younger than me.

* check the etymology

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: August 13, 2012, 5:55 pm

Yeah its getting harder and harder to keep fooling myself that I might yet accomplish something or be worth a crap each year as more and more folks younger than me achieve so much.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: August 13, 2012, 6:10 pm

If I had ladyparts they would be tingling like Chris Matthews’s leg.

Comment from mojo
Time: August 13, 2012, 7:37 pm

As somebody said: “Good thing Biden wears Depends.”

Comment from Pupster
Time: August 13, 2012, 7:51 pm


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: August 13, 2012, 7:59 pm

Nice ermine, Pups.

Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: August 13, 2012, 8:24 pm

HE: A pragmatic hard-nosed budget policy wonk
SHE: An idealistic and driven economist from the Von Mises Institute

Together they scorched the fetid denizens of Capitol tax & spend politicians and singed the raised eyebrows of even the most jaded career congressman with their heated hearings and lusty legislation.

Ok, so I used to steal my mom’s Barbara Cartland novels when I was a teenager.

Comment from Pupster
Time: August 13, 2012, 8:27 pm

*looks down*

What, this old thing?

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Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: August 13, 2012, 10:57 pm

Wicked perfect

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: August 14, 2012, 12:10 am

Stoatie, just so you know, I sent that pic to Greg Gutfeld and to SE Cupp on twitter. Maybe it’ll become famous…. 😉

Comment from Pablo
Time: August 14, 2012, 12:43 am

Hey, Girl…

Comment from EZnSF
Time: August 14, 2012, 1:02 am

LOL @ Paula. My grandmother and great aunt use to read these things when I was a kid. They kept a great many of them in paper bags and would trade with each other when they visited. My grandmother use to jot down unreadable notes on the covers.

I could never figure out what they were giggling and carrying on about.

Comment from PatAZ
Time: August 14, 2012, 1:07 am

As a person of the female persuasion, thank you, thank you, thank you, Ms Weasel.

Comment from Oh Hell
Time: August 14, 2012, 1:14 am

The comments from the lefties at work should be entertaining this week.

Comment from Tibby
Time: August 14, 2012, 2:33 am

Reminds me of the original paperbook copy of Stephen Kings Misery – there was a bodice ripper inner cover of him and a pretty young thing…

Comment from Wiccapundit
Time: August 14, 2012, 4:50 am

Say, Pupster, was that a veiled Frank Zappa reference there?

Comment from Elphaba
Time: August 14, 2012, 4:55 am

And it wasn’t even my birthday… Thanks, Stoaty!

Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: August 14, 2012, 5:50 am

I hope you niticed that the announcement was made on the Big Badger Boat.

Comment from JC
Time: August 14, 2012, 6:06 am

O/T: Helen Gurley Brown has shuffled off this mortal coil.

Comment from Pupster
Time: August 14, 2012, 10:31 am

Yeah, it was, Wicca. Seems our beloved Weasel has a taste for Wisconsin beefcake.

Comment from Laughing Buddha
Time: August 14, 2012, 4:04 pm

Oooh, is that you with the beefcake Sweasel?

Comment from MikeW
Time: August 14, 2012, 5:12 pm

Hmm… You know how beauty pageant contestants use double sided tape to keep their swimsuit from becoming more revealing than they intend? Izzat what’s stuck on Ryan’s left nip? I guess Lady Liberty was just tugging on his clothes a bit too hard.

Speaking of the lady, I’m thinking she must be from the deepest reaches of flyover country… She doesn’t seem to have an opposable thumb.

I do love the pic though, gave me a good chuckle when I saw it. Good job, Stoats. By the way, is he wearing chaps?

One last thing, @ryukyu, regarding the Fluke creature, I would Soooo love it if someone on stage got asked about her and responded “Sandra Fluke’s desperation for contraception is entirely understandable for a Democratic woman. Of course, if she ever spent some time with real conservatives she’d quickly decide that she didn’t want the pill anymore.” Bah-dum-bump

Comment from mizflame98
Time: August 14, 2012, 7:42 pm

You know you should send that one to the Hey Girl, It’s Paul Ryan page. That will be the most popular one.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: August 14, 2012, 10:40 pm

Woot! I just got an email from Salon asking if they could run the illustration.

Hm. You know, I pinched the base illustration from a Google Images search. You think I should have mentioned that?

I mean, everybody does it. But some day, somebunny is going to get sued, and how.

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: August 15, 2012, 12:54 am

Yeah Google Images is the death of image copyright. Its been tooling over artists since long before Youtube was ever around, and I’ve never even heard a whisper of someone taking action over it.

Mike: check it out in color. Its one of those lighting things that doesn’t necessarily work in grayscale.

Comment from Joan of Argghh!
Time: August 15, 2012, 7:37 pm

Shoot. The wretched plagiarizer Shepard Fairey is going to jail, last I heard. His art pieces doubled in price overnight, along with his hipster street creds.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: August 15, 2012, 8:31 pm

Jail? What for?

Comment from Joan of Argghh!
Time: August 16, 2012, 1:42 am

Not for plagiarizing, but for lying about his coverup. Some convoluted arse-holery where, if he’d a kept his stupid pie-hole shut he’d have been okay.

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Comment from Shimmyya
Time: August 17, 2012, 3:04 pm

THANK YOU FOR THIS. I finally found something that can top my Ronald Reagan riding a velociraptor background.


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