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He WOULD be a Picard guy.

That’s right. President Desperateguy McFlopsweat is doing a Reddit town hall thingie tonight. You can view it here.

If anybody wants my working copy of the pic — color, broken into Photoshop layers, ready for your recaptioning genius — drop me a line. I’d post it, but WordPress gets all pissy when you try to upload a .psd file.


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: August 29, 2012, 10:25 pm

I thought failed clowns was yesterday’s topic?

Comment from Clifford Skridlow
Time: August 29, 2012, 11:56 pm

It may just be the fact that I’m not really smart enough to understand a really bright sooper jeanyus guy like the preznit, but from what I gather from the comments on the town hall thingie, it’s probably not going the way the the lefties wanted it to go. White House Beer?? . . .

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: August 30, 2012, 1:33 am

tar -Jcvf preznit_poopy_pants.tar.xz -C ~/work/obama/ ./preznit_poopy_pants.psd

Or does wordpress not like .tar.xz files? Shit, lemme think.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: August 30, 2012, 1:34 am

Also, I know I post this all the time, but:

Comment from HowardDevore
Time: August 30, 2012, 3:47 am

Eh i always figured Prezzey mom jeans would be a Janeway fan…

Comment from OU_Gryphon
Time: August 30, 2012, 5:38 am

I think saying Commander/Captain Sisko would have been a bit too on the nose. Angry, black, talentless jerk picked by… well you get the idea.

Comment from Nieta de Bob
Time: August 30, 2012, 10:47 am

If the best thing I can say about him is that he uses a Mac, then that’s pretty sad

Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: August 30, 2012, 4:11 pm

The following review is a parody:


Thank God, the movie never existed.

Comment from onlyme
Time: August 30, 2012, 4:40 pm


Come on, teleprompter, tell me what to type next.

Comment from mojo
Time: August 30, 2012, 6:48 pm

“Save as: JPEG”

Comment from David Gillies
Time: August 30, 2012, 9:26 pm

Mojo, that kills the layers. Stark, Weasel sez she doesn’t use Macs, for some reason, and Photoshop is not a happy Linux citizen, even with wine. But a .zip or .rar would work.

Obama is so high on his own bullshit he thinks he’s still down wiv da yoof. It’s like an embarrassing Uncle dancing at a wedding.

Comment from mojo
Time: August 30, 2012, 9:51 pm

Well, speaking as an Embarassing Uncle, where’s the bar?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: August 30, 2012, 10:06 pm

It’s a quirk of fate, David. When the company I worked for bought its first turnkey graphics system in 1985, it just happened to run on IBM. They had a previous product that ran on Apple the year before.

To be fair, it didn’t matter which they chose. Like 80% of the hardware was custom-soldered boards in a separate passive backplane, and the OS was proprietary. The amount of IBM or Apple DNA in the final product was minimal.

But I was young and ignorant and didn’t know that, so I determined my first machine would be in IBM compatible, to help me out at work.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: August 31, 2012, 1:37 am

Oh, uh, does windows have an equivalent of compress(1), at least?

Comment from jwpaine
Time: September 1, 2012, 1:55 am

“Dear Penthouse Forum:

I always thought the stories you print were BS, but I was sitting in the Oval Office the other day when Sandra Fluke and DWS walked in butt-nekkid, their ample breasts glistening in the …moonlight? Naw…. soft glow of the fireplace? Uh-uh…. hmmmm. steady blue light of my iPad… YES!”

Comment from Redd
Time: September 1, 2012, 2:07 am

…glistening in the soft glow of my halo.

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