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Nancy Reagan….still waiting for my dick. 🙂

Pete Seeger. (That dick is mine! I don’t care how “vital” Pete looks.)

Ayman Zawahiri. Just in time for the US Presidential election.

Mahmood Ahmadinnerjacket or whatever the hell his name is, seconds after Bibi pushes the red button. I can’t BELIEVE bigsmarthuman poached Pete Seeger from me after I worked so hard to poach him from Mrcraniac. Gads…

Olivia de Havilland!!!!

Arlen Specter

Keith Richards…he’s more than halfway there.

Rev. Billy Graham!

Jimmy Carter.

STFU and get in the box, pops.

MACAULAY CULKIN

Sticking with my occasional Kirk Douglas.

Hugo Chavez for the dick.

Fred Phelps. I’m going to be right eventually, and it’s gonna be great.

Robert Mugabe

Self-proclaimed “proud-liberal Muslim” activist [and commentator on MSNBC and CNN] Mona Eltahawy who was arrested for vandalizing a pro-Israel poster on a NYC subway. While trying to cover it up with spray paint, and attacking a woman who was defending the poster, she was screaming that it was her First Amendment right to destroy anything she did not agree with.

Preferably dying from being stuffed in a Burqa and huffing paint.

Subotai Bahadur

Jesse JAckson, SR and Jr. For a well deserved dick(ing) and throw Ed Asner on the bon-fire if ya want. H8 that commie hairbag as well.

Fidel Castro

Nakoula Basseley. Unfortunately President Zero and the media have all but painted a target on him.

Eli Wallach, again. The old fart has to go sometime…

Muhammad Ali

Holy licavoli (whatever that means!) – got here (more-or-less) on time, for once. Sorry, Some Veg – that means I’m takin’ Insaney Janey Fonda (maybe run over by a Honda?…) for the Weener!! –

Congrats to little, little – even though I guess it means the bear finally gets his cookie (a li’l inside-humor for Andy Williams’ TeeVee fans of old, there…)

If I get the win this round, I’ll go for Mickey Moore-On, The Fat Fake From Flint (MI) hereafter, and try to score a double-elimination on The Fabulous Freaks Of Socialist/Communist Fraud In America – how ’bout that for a follow-up?

I’ll take a flyer:

Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev

I was going to go with my usual pick of mickey rooney. But I think I’ll switch it up and go for Dick Van Dyke. At 86 he ain’t getting any younger.

Oscar Niemeyer!!!

Chuck Berry.

Gorbie? The man with the tattoo of Poland on his head?

There’s an old Soviet joke, the punchline of which involves the name “Yuri Shrivelup Andropov”

Sean Connery. He’s looking awful these days

OK this round I’ll take Joan Fontaine!!

Oh, shit, Oldcat — I’m sorry. I don’t know why Aksimet objected to your post, but it cheated you of Jimmah Carter by ten minutes.

Bashar Assad bites into a shmear and gets a Mossad samich tween the eyes

Gene Wilder

Annette Funicello, sorry all you mickey mousers.

Phil Collins!

Harry Reid, self-appointed arbiter of Mormonhood.

Zsa Zsa Gabor still unpicked
Or is that because everyone now realises shes the living dead. I’ii take her on

Dan Rather.

harry belafonte

William Shatner

Desmond Tutu

Jerry Lewis.

Okaaaaaaaay Mr. Bridges… you have taken Jane Fonda…… this time. You put me in a difficult position. I don’t want you to be the one to have the glory of collecting on that “American, Traitor, Bitch” but I just can’t bring myself to wish for her continued good health – even for my personal self interest- nor for a period as long as, say, a week.

So, here’s hoping you win!

Forced to go to plan B, “It’s Larry King, Dead!”

Eric Holder, again. Someone off the bastard since the congress won’t hold him accountable for murder.

B.B. King. That diabeetus gotta get him sooner or later.

Helen Thomas

Prince Phillip

Lindsay Lohan. With all these accidents she keeps having, one of them is bound to be serious.

I haven’t picked a first timer for a while.

How about Lee Kuan Yew, rule of Singapore for 49 years.

Die David Rockefeller, Die!

Dale Robertson

Going in a different direction…John Le Carré.

Dude is 80, and while writing ain’t physically hard, living an interesting enough life that you have stuff to say can be…

Mew

Nancy Pelosi, ppppppplease.

I keep saying Rosalynn Carter. Eventually I’m going to be right.

Ya know, old’ Iron Knickers herself, Maggie Thatcher, is getting along in years…..

JS Bridges: I ate a cookie in memoriam when I heard the news.

Whoopie Goldberg, from choking on bile.

David Blaine for the dick. The dude is going to get hisself electrofried.

Irwin Corey

How about Sara Silverman? That cow has a big mouth and needs to shut it.

But she’s young and healthy so… hmm.. someone took HRH Prince Phillip so I’ll take HM QEII

Stan Lee

May Sandman beat me to the dick twice over……

Clint Eastwood (me picking him should guarantee he lives MUCH longer).

Larry King whilst on viagra…….

Damn, this late in the game all the good ones are taken…..

whom shall I attempt to doom…….

Monica Lewinsky’s boyfriend…..For those that may not be familiar with him, that’d be hilarry rodham’s ahem “faithful” husband……..Slick Willly.

no particular reason and I’d also look to him being thrown promptly under the bus on 7 Nov as the reason that Oblahblah loses in an avalanche of a landslide…….

Joe “Stand Up Chuck” on a “hard wood floor” Biden…..

Mary Tyler Moore – just because.

Time for a change of pick for the dick. My whimsical picks are temporarily suspended.

I am redirecting the cane-rattling threats and bravado that I received this week and channeling it into purified vitriol directed at my pick, their leader: Calypso Louie / Louis Wolcott, AKA Louis Farrakhan.

May you (and all of your thug followers) be hung by your own entrails from your Mother Wheel . May your ‘faith’ cause you to take a very long time to die, fuckers.

Tom Lehrer, of pigeon karma. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY

Art Sulzberger…oh…nevermind,
Back to Abe Vigoda

Betty White

Ramsay Clark who never met a war criminal he didn’t like.

Ramsey Clark

Sheet…forgot and HRH Phil the Greek has been taken so I’ll go with Salman Rushdie who released a new book about his life on the lam dodging Islamic assassins just as the SCOMF in
the WH capitulated to Islamofacists and painted a fresh target on his back.

Wow, two Ramsey Clarks separated by a minute…

I always wondered who picks up the tab for old Ramsey. He stays in 5 star hotels and churns out worthless boiler plate briefs.

Stickin’ with teh Man, Jacques Barzun.

Luise Rainer. 102 years young!!!!

Bonnie Franklin

Waay late, but Van Cliburn.

Damnit, was running a 5K this weekend and spaced out and lost my beloved Maggie. Let’s see who should die?…… Annette Funicello, she’s been rambling about a very long time.

Shoot, that’s taken…. Michael J. Fox?

Michael O’Hare, the actor who played Commander Jeffrey Sinclair on the TV series Babylon 5, passed away on Friday, Sep 28, 2012. He took a heart attack on Monday the 23rd, and slipped away in a coma on Friday.

Haskell Wexler.

Dude can’t live forever.

(I mean … can he?!?)

Gordon Brown. This is a low probability/high payoff situation.

Bob Barker

I can’t help but think of the guy who was supposedly 115 years old, and when some government guys visited to give him some award, they discovered he’d been dead 20 years and the family was just collecting his pension.

Its amazing to me that we haven’t had any major presidential candidate die in a plane crash yet. Wellstone is the only candidate of any significance period I can recall having died that way. They fly all over the place for more than a year straight.

Seth Macfarlane.

I just don’t like him.

Rob Reiner.

Mickey Rooney

Yay, I get Ed Asner back!

I won once and felt bad because it was someone I didn’t want to die. Asner? I don’t want him to die, but I will care less about him dying than about the million other people who will die on the same day.

Why do I have a feeling I’ll be explaining S. Weasel’s Dead Pool to someone with a long beard and halo after I die? Steve Sabol died last week and the first thing I thought when I saw it was, “Bastids, why didn’t they tell me he was dying so I could win the Dead Pool!”

Veeshir, you are close on your pick old Ed got killed on Hawaii 5-0 Monday night!!!!

almost a week late. lots going on.

Pat Summerall.

Is Abe Vigoda still alive?

What? This iteration of the deadpool has been going on since last week? Wow… flies and time and all… ennywaay…
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I’m pickin’ Chris Mathews who nearly had a stoke after Øbama’s masterful debate performance on Wednesday. If Ø has another night like that I hope Chrissy pops a vein on national cable transmission and expires after moaning something about a leg and a tinkle. Good luck, Chrissie! My Dick is counting on YOU!

I’m picking BO, da prez, because if he has another night like the other night, he may just implode. Cuz when you done lost the New Yorker, you done lost.

I hope.

Al Molinaro

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George Soros. Still hoping

Peter Sallis

Hi all,

Long time listener. First time caller.

Pat Robertson – and may the Lord have mercy on both our souls.

Alex Karras

Alex Karras

Argentina. Just because.

Alex Karras has passed.
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/10/ex-nfl-star-actor-alex-karras-dies/?hpt=hp_t3

RIP Mongo.

Oh, for crying out loud, that’s not STEVE, steve, is it? The one whose third dick I just put in the mail?!

I cannot tell a lie (well, in this case I don’t have to)….

Yes….. T’was(t’is?)I.

Stoaty, you paint an eloquent verbal picture that my mind cannot undo.

Pinky swear you didn’t break Steve’s Rule on that one?

That was me. Why does my blog refuse to remember who I am?

Swearsies!

I think I might have picked him as much as 24 hours before he passed on….

I’ll vouch for Steve! My wife came home and told me AK had no more than 3 days to live around the time of Steve’s pick!
Good timing, Steve (or Mr. Dick?).

Just remember, Steve .. you too are just a pawn in the game of life.

Mew