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Oh, for heaven’s sake people, they’re JINGLE BELLS.

They’re not butts. They’re not penises. They’re not testicles. They’re jingle bells.


Comment from RealMc
Time: December 24, 2012, 6:05 pm

If your butts, penises, or testicles look like the Jingle Bells pictured above…..



Merry Christmas Sweasel……..

We loves ya!!

Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: December 24, 2012, 6:09 pm

Why would I think otherwise, silly?

The limited partners of the lab mascot hedgehog fund have overwhelmingly voted for ‘Lulu.’ So I guess that’s her mane.


Happy Christmas, Ya’ll!

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 24, 2012, 6:12 pm

Not all of Uncle B’s loot came, so I’m a sad weasel.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: December 24, 2012, 6:39 pm

Ha! I don’t care. It ain’t about ‘stuff’ πŸ™‚

Merry Christmas, fellow minions!

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: December 24, 2012, 7:01 pm

Have a bell-end-tastic Christmas y’all.

Comment from Deborah
Time: December 24, 2012, 7:11 pm

Merry Christmas to Badger House! I hope The Mustelids are tucked in, warm and cozy by the fire, with something spirited to drink.

Merry Christmas to all Stoaty’s friends, too πŸ™‚

Comment from Clifford Skridlow
Time: December 24, 2012, 7:25 pm

A bit of mandolin music for the holidays. . .


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 24, 2012, 8:00 pm

Geez, of COURSE it’s about ‘stuff’! Wotta maroon!

Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: December 24, 2012, 8:37 pm


<squints harder>

Still look like bells.

Now I’m confused. Eh, nothing actually new in that.

Happy Saint-Jesus-Solstice thingy

Comment from Political Clown Parade
Time: December 24, 2012, 8:48 pm

May the miracle of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and love.
Merry Christmas!

Comment from Bruno Braun
Time: December 24, 2012, 9:12 pm

Oh, OK. Sorry gotta go to the doctor.

Comment from Mojo
Time: December 24, 2012, 9:22 pm

PS: They’re called Caribou. They don’t become Reindeer until you put, y’kow, reins on ’em…

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 24, 2012, 9:29 pm

Merry Christmas, Sweasel and Sweaselites!!!!
And NO – it AIN’T all about stuff!
The ONLY holiday worth celebrating. All the rest are Arbor Days w/ different menu items.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 24, 2012, 9:30 pm

I just played through the first Portal in one sitting. That was great! I especially loved the little pop song GLaDOS sings at the end while the credits roll.

Comment from AliceH
Time: December 24, 2012, 9:48 pm

Lulu! Lovely name for a hedgehog.

Do hedgehogs like apples? Just thinking of that Southpark song Butters sings: “Lululu I’ve got some apples”.

(Judging by the Happy vs. Merry Christmas, though, you might not be able to access the youtube link. Oh well. Merry Christmas, anyway.)

Comment from Frit
Time: December 24, 2012, 9:48 pm

Merry Christmas to all from Down Under!

Hope it’s awesome for everyone, no matter how you celebrate it, or what you call it! πŸ™‚

Comment from Elphaba
Time: December 24, 2012, 10:25 pm

Merry Christmas, Stoaty and Uncle B! And may your bells jingle merrily throughout the New Year!

Comment from Armybrat
Time: December 24, 2012, 10:46 pm

Some of my hubby’s loot came in a box with a picture and description of the goods inside. What kind of a buzzkill does that at Christmas?!

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 24, 2012, 11:21 pm

By way of explanation, earlier versions of this graphic were animated so that the bells went up and down by a long way. It looked frankly pornographic.

Comment from Oceania
Time: December 24, 2012, 11:28 pm

Hermaphroditic Balls. Lady Gaga Balls?

It is too hot in my Island paradise. I shall be retiring to the snow line, or moving to my Antarctic Territories for the rest of the summer …

Comment from Andy
Time: December 24, 2012, 11:50 pm

Merry Christmas from the HQ!

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: December 24, 2012, 11:57 pm

Merry Christmas and great jingle balls to all !

Comment from Anonymous
Time: December 25, 2012, 12:20 am

Not about ‘stuff’? What? Are you people nuts? err bells?
Is too about stuff. And the more the merrier πŸ™‚

Happy Christmas to all!

ps I just pulled out my last parsnip from the garden. The thing’s huge. 4′ round the top. Roasted on a platter for tomorrows dinner. It lived a good life.

Comment from EZnSF
Time: December 25, 2012, 12:48 am

^^^ that’s me wishing whirled peas and loot.

Comment from Mrs Comton
Time: December 25, 2012, 2:41 am

Merriest of Christmassez to you!!

Comment from Pupster
Time: December 25, 2012, 3:52 am


Comment from Enby
Time: December 25, 2012, 4:37 am

Merry Christmas, Stoaty, to you and yours.

Comment from BJM2009
Time: December 25, 2012, 5:42 am

Okay…like the ink blot & obstacle delusion thingies that I never get…I didn’t see the butts until you mentioned them.

Happy Christmas Stoaty & Uncle B.

Comment from unkawill
Time: December 25, 2012, 6:27 am

RIP Jack Klugman anybody have him in the Pool?

Comment from Gromulin
Time: December 25, 2012, 7:07 am

Merry Christmas from Chez Gromulin to you and yours.

Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: December 25, 2012, 7:14 am

MERRY CHRISTMAS to Stoaty Weasel, and all her minions!

Comment from Oceania
Time: December 25, 2012, 8:08 am

Xmas is done. I’m Done!
It is an uncomfortable 30C outside, hot, sunny and here comes new Years!
Will there be flash backs to 1913?

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