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Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger

Hugo Chavez

Bonnie Franklin.

Hugo Chavez

Former Houston Oilers’ coach/NFL player Jack Pardee.

Henry Kissinger

Fidel!!! Mine!!!!!! ALLLL MINE! To win with Fidel would be winning the internets!

FIDEL 🙂

(glares at Hutch)
sighs

OK, make it Rosalyn Carter

Pat Summerall

Ayman Zawahiri.

Robert Mugabe

Chuck Berry

I’m jumping ship. (sorry Carol)

Joan Fontaine!

It’s a sign. Mark Levin mentioned him last night as being so decrepit he doesn’t know what day it is. FTW: John Dingell – (D)olt, Michigan.

Nancy Reagan

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Bush senior

This may be a bit long, so please bear with me. Here in Colorado, the Democrat-controlled legislature and governor are pushing through a series of “gun control” bills on party line votes designed to ultimately lead to firearms confiscation by taxation. One of the bills involved the revocation of the previously legal licensed concealed carry by permit holders on college campuses. Note that in the decade that it was legal, there were a number of legitimate uses of concealed weapons to prevent rapes and robberies and no, repeat no, crimes committed by permit holders.

The debates on the revocation bill included testimony by Democrat Representative Joe Salazar [D-Thornton] that women were too emotionally unstable to know when they were threatened, and would pull out their guns and start shooting wildly.

There was testimony by Democrat Paul Rosenthal [D-Denver] who stated that women would be safe from rape and not need guns if they just traveled by the “buddy system”.

There was the simultaneous release by the Democrat controlled administration of the University of Colorado system of rape prevention tips that included victims telling the assailant that they had an STD, that they were on their period, and to throw up on them.

But as a father of daughters who went to college, I have to substitute a proxy for all those idiots and more. Democratic National Committee campaign strategist Bob Beckel was on Fox News and the discussion of the Colorado statements above came up. His response was, “When was the last time you heard of a woman being raped on a college campus?”.

Do I get two dicks if Beckel’s demise involves a railway sleeper tie wrapped in razor-wire?

Subotai Bahadur

Former Speaker of the House – Jim Wright

Subotai Bahadur – Even for one such as I who has nothing but the deepest contempt for all save a very few politicians, Beckel’s question is mind-bogglingly provocative, as well as both stupid and ignorant. I’d be delighted if his demise won you the dick this round, even more than I’d be if my papal pick turned out to be the winner.

Michael Moore, the Menace from Michigan.

Speaking of Michigan Morons, John Dingell(berry) fits right in. Add Carl Levin and we’ll have the Wolverine State hat trick.

mohammed ali goes down for the count.

I will select Rahm Emanuel, the appointed satrap of Chicago.

2% support… and Chicago is a dangerous place to be hated.

Mew

p.s. to Subotai Bahadur – I will happily send SWeasel a money to subsidize your dick (erm..) if you win…

George Galloway

Subotai, While John Dingle’s demise would open up a seat for a coherent representative and rid us of a commie operative, I wouldn’t mind at all if you swept the dick with an odious Beckel coil slippage.

Hosni Mubarak its way past time.

Jimmy Carter, God willing.

Hey how about Jesse Jackson Jr be fore he serves a day in the pen……..just don’t see him being with us with all that bi-polar money flow disease thingy he has….

Pistorius,,,,,released on bail and so sorryful….

yeah and by his own hand.

Should he be convicted and executed I bow to Rule Zero.

Since I plumb fergot the time and missed Bush Sr., I’ll take Senator Frank Lautenberg.

Lindsey Lohan for some dick… heh.

I’ll take Bob Newhart star of stage screen and TV.

Round 46: man, that’s a lot of dicks!

*Chuckle*

Why does that remind me of Vanessa Del Rio?

Maggie Smith, aka “The Dowager Countess of Grantham”

As Mrs Compton mentioned she’d be busy running or something else crazy, I’d like to submit to the committee in her stead Maggie Thatcher, her pick from the last round.
Perhaps save us some fuckity-fuck-fucks.

AltBBrown – How thoughful of you! I agree.

AltBBrown lobbying for Mrs Compton to get Dicked……

how nice !!!

This will probably be a short one…

It took 7 tries to get a one-week Dead Pool. Only 5 of the first 23 ended in a week. But since then, 12 of 22 have been one week.

Well. I haven’t been to Hollywood for almost a year. Can’t think of a really novel pick that’s also really old.

So, just on sheer chronology – Luise Rainer.

Pete Seeger.

FTW, already.

HRH Prince Phillip

Peter Sallis, Voice of Wallace, the cheese eating inventor and companion of Gromit.

Hillary Clinton, she still knows too much.

George Soros

Harry Belafonte

Charlie Rangel. NY Congress critter and tax cheat.

Does NY have ANYBODY worth good goddamn?

Poaching Hugh Hefner. But only if my dick has bunny ears.

I’m sticking with Ed Asner.

“When was the last time you heard of a woman being raped on a college campus?”.

If another person had asked that question, it wouldn’t have been so despicable.

Colleges hide rape on campus. Do a search on it, it’s freaking disgusting.

Nelson Mandella

I wish my boss would drop dead.

Betty White

Senator Bob Menendez, (D)ominican Nookie

PS to Stoaty- While it is a goal of mine to win successive Pools, I had Christopher Dorner in DP 44, not Jerry Buss in DP 45. You remember Dorner, the one who required more time than usual to assume room temperature?

William Shatner

Olivia de Havilland!!!!!!!!!

Former senator Pete Domenici, who recently acknowledged a secret love child, fathered on the daughter of a fellow senator.

Mickey Rooney

I defer my pick this round to Subatoi Bahadar. God sped your choice to a horrific last few moments of life, where he will hopefully be fully aware of his impending demise and feel every second of gut wrenching pain until he doesn’t for the rest of his life.

And in answer to his blather:

Twenty-five percent of American college males admitted to sexual coercion in some form.[1] Another study done by the National Institute of Justice estimated that one-fifth to one-fourth of women in college are victims of sexual assault.[2] The differences of statistics maybe due to reporting and research techniques. Alcohol plays a large role in date, acquaintance, party, and gang rape.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campus_rape

SNL announcer Don Pardo

I will finish the Wolverine State hat trick by selecting Carl Levin. He’s about the same as Dingle(berry) so either one is good.

Harry Bellafonte

Cancel my Belafonte — I missed an earlier pick.

Substitute Harry Reid.

barry hussein oblame-o

Ariel Sharon

BB King

Gee guys, thanks for not poaching Assad. I think it is unlikely at this point but what the heh, I’ll stick with him. Plumb forgot yesterday and this morning I have unfortunately been dealing with my son whose car appears to have been stolen off a Boston street last night!

Whew! Son just called and the car wasn’t stolen. Broken window and possible theft, but the city towed it when they found it for “safekeeping” (and for the $100+ they get for towing it!) They had his registration at the Police Station. We’ll see what (if anything) is missing when he gets to the tow lot.

Tony Bennett

Sticking with Larry King this time.
But I truly hope Subotai wins. *nods*

Okay, I’ll go with the bossman of Iran again, hopefully in his bedroom with an Israeli rocket impaling his sorry self.

http://www.bigfishgames.com/download-games/19763/botanica-into-the-unknown-collectors-edition/index.html

As despicable as Beckel is, I believe the sigh of relief would be heard ’round the world if Vince’s pick crosses the finish line first – Teh Won. Worth a burnt offering or two.

Annette funcello

Al Molinaro

Thank you AltBBrown!! That was so sweet of you to worry about my dick status!!!

First run was today, great warm up for tomorrow!

I actually set an alarm to remind me of the pool but the expo was so loud and crazy I didn’t hear it and then it was rush to eat and sleep before getting up at 4 am for the race! So I do appreciate it my pick for the dick is in the pool!!

David Letterman, being multiply penetrated by a rapist.

Otis “Damon” Harris of the Temptations is dead at 62

http://music.yahoo.com/news/temptations-singer-otis-damon-harris-dead-62-153606972-rolling-stone.html

Also, there’s a rumor out on the inter-web net-tubes that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson fell off a cliff in New Zealand and died, but I can’t find a credible source to confirm it.

AltBBrown sez:

As despicable as Beckel is, I believe the sigh of relief would be heard ’round the world if Vince’s pick crosses the finish line first – Teh Won. Worth a burnt offering or two.

I dunno. I’ve been holding out for a raging flesh-eating bacteria infection forcing multiple amputations followed by a lifetime of phantom pain for that particular fellow.

Dwayne is on the ‘net with the required ‘non-death’ proclamation – and also with a wish that he could put his ‘non-dead’ foot up the ass of whoever started the rumor.

On a sad note – because no one picked him – Ray Cusick, the designer of the Daleks on ‘Doctor Who’, has died at 84.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s7/doctor-who/news/a461178/doctor-who-daleks-designer-ray-cusick-dies-aged-84.html

As Vince poached The Bastard in the Half-White House, I’m going with Joe “buy a shotgun, blow a couple of warning shot holes in your roof, and go to jail” Biden, master of home defense. Maybe we an get a two-fer, Vince, and the nation would get a boner, I mean a Boehner for a new President.

No prob, Mrs Compton. Just figured if you pulled up lame with a quarter crack or laminitis, that Maggie’s passing during the race would just add to the pain.

Ramsey Clark. It is Spring, may he be planted soon.

New term: a ‘Bob Spotty’: A Major Award presented when Bob Schieffer and Bob Beckel die simultaneously in the same car/limousine/taxi/plane/subbasement incident.

I do not know where you are geographically, Subotai Bahadur, but some drinks would be in order.

Well, I lost the race. It was a hot day so I started out slow to finish hard, I’m good at that! But 2 miles into my pushing hard I was a minute behind pace and they pulled me off the course. Bastards. I was 100 feet behind the cut off. I swear Disney people have no soul.

Comment from LesterIII
Time: February 24, 2013, 4:29 pm

In the mountains of Colorado, where we have 50 mph wind gusts blowing a metric shit-tonne of snow outside as I type. I will stay home and sip my Laiphroag alone, but feel free to join me in spirit.

Subotai Bahadur

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: February 24, 2013, 9:37 pm

Comment from LesterIII
Time: February 24, 2013, 4:29 pm

It’ll joyfully be in the Glenmorangie spirit.

I’ll be pleased to share – in spirit – a little whiskey with you good folks. Mine’s The Macallan 18-yr bought with this year’s bonus from a generous employer. Cheers!

Alec Bsldwin, whose hatred of George Bush has got to be eating him alive in both mind and spirit. Die in agony, you partisan ghoul of twisted, disgusting anger.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: February 25, 2013, 12:20 am

I’ll be pleased to share – in spirit – a little whiskey with you good folks. Mine’s The Macallan 18-yr bought with this year’s bonus from a generous employer. Cheers!

Yummm. Back at ‘cha, my friend.

Gordon Brown, still. The malevolent gurning one-eyed freak.

Since I am late to the party, this go around….

And since she is still available…..

And since she is over 103 years old….

And since no one can live forever….

Delores Hope, FTW!

Mary Tyler Moore

Oh, I am so sorry to be the one to tell you this, Anonymous — Dolores joined the choir eternal on September 19, 2011.

Or so says Wikipedia.

Saw on twitter C. Everett Koop died. Can’t find a link to it yet though. Nobody had him.

Reuters agrees, Koop is no more, he’s deceased, etc: http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/25/us-koop-idUSBRE91O19820130225

Bob Beckel, liar, misogynist, and democrap assbag, for the win and needed peace on the raucous set of the Five.

Meh, Subowtie got Beckel the assbag. So I’ll take my usual and pick both Jesse Jackass Jacksons, Senior and felon, respectively.

Fred Phelps, please.

Jerry Lewis.

Yes Anonymous, Delores Hope is dancing in heaven right now. How do I know? Because her demise earned me dick! I’ll bet you checked out http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/ didn’t you?

I don’t think they monitor their sight very well. I’ve sent them several notices to the ‘ol gals passing and they don’t seem to care. Now that I have revealed my little Dead Pool sourcing site to the world….let the dieing begin.

I’m picking Keith Richards. The spells animating his undead corpse have to wear off sometime. Of course, I’ve been saying that for decades, so he might “outlive” me.

nobody had Van Cliburn

Van Cliburn, dead at 78
http://music.yahoo.com/news/van-cliburn-american-classical-pianist-dies-170800300.html

Hutch may have picked up a dick. Rumor of Chavez finally kicking off circulating…

Ex Embajador de Panamá en la OEA: “Hugo Chávez está muerto”

http://www.cnnchile.com/noticia/2013/02/27/ex-embajador-de-panama-en-la-oea-hugo-chavez-esta-muerto#.US6j6iZ-QfI.twitter

Yep…the SOB had been brain dead since Dec. 30th…do I get half a dick?

(glares at Hutch)

Smiles.

Let me be the first to congratulate you, Hutch. Of course, Ace hasn’t busted out the flaming skull, so it’s not quite official yet.

Still, here’s hoping…

The air on the planet does smell a little sweeter…

Venezuelan vice president says on national TV about Hugo Chavez: ‘The commander is fighting for his health, for his life’ – @NBCNews

Fighting my ass. The schmuck is El Meurto.

As the White Rabbit exclaimed, “I’m late, I’m late, I’m very, very late!!”…

Lookin’ like Venezuela may be having to come up with another asshole dictator real soon too, but…it ain’t over ’till it’s over. I’ll still go with Insaney Janey Fonda (say – howcum she’s still ‘vailable? SomeVeg – you there, guy?), just in case the Chavez “rumors of demise” don’t pan out, and ‘ol Janey gets put out of her witchery, bitchery misery allofasuddenlike (one can only hope, right?…).

Luise Rainer once again.

And Hugo Chavez hasn’t been brain dead since December 30th, he was born brain dead.

@Michael re: Van Cliburn: I took my oldest daughter to see him when she was young and taking piano lessons. He played with the Moscow Symphony that night, and we had front row seats. She took her book of piano scales with her, which we sent to his dressing room at intermission. He graciously wrote her a note along with his signature. His was a transcendent talent. RIP, maestro.

Bonnie Franklin – R.I.P.

Fawn wins.

Rats. Defeat snatched from the jaws of victory. I hate to say congratulations to Fawn because I liked Bonnie Franklin, but congratulations are in order.

Chavez, on the other hand, can’t die fast enough.

I dunno, Hutch. Check this out and see if you still think fondly of Bonnie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081359/

She portrayed this twisted monster as some kind of courageous pioneer.

Hugo, you dead pool sabotaging bastard. Good riddance.

Damn. Alvin Lee has passed. That sucks.
http://social.entertainment.msn.com/music/blogs/reverb-blog.aspx?feat=3b76d1fb-e3b6-4076-9828-06814c7ee472%3Fgt1