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Locked in kitchen with fearsome creature. Not allowed out until beast asleep. Much loss of blood. Wifi signal weak, skootch behind fridge to get two bars. Can’t hold out much longer.
Fading.
fading…
Posted: November 13th, 2013 under animals, cats, personal.
Comments: 22
Comments
Comment from Mojo
Time: November 14, 2013, 12:11 am
It’s PsychoKitty!
Comment from dissent555
Time: November 14, 2013, 12:24 am
Isn’t the “psycho” implied with the term “kitty”; especially the young ones?
Comment from Tibby
Time: November 14, 2013, 12:56 am
Made me laugh out loud ya idjet! Thanks.
Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: November 14, 2013, 1:22 am
As long as you’re alive, there will be no sleep!
Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: November 14, 2013, 2:48 am
Is his mouth wrapped around your hand?
Comment from weasel tablet
Time: November 14, 2013, 3:09 am
Yes. Yes it is.
Comment from Deborah
Time: November 14, 2013, 3:32 am
Mad, bad and dangerous to know.
Has his digestion improved?
Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: November 14, 2013, 3:48 am
He kinda resembles an anaconda in that picture. I can just see him unhinging his jaw and swallowing you up, Unca Badger walking in and finding him lolling on the floor with a big huge Ms Weasel shape in his middle.
Comment from Mojo
Time: November 14, 2013, 3:56 am
Reminds me of Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) imagining himself as a T-Rex.
“Honey… He’s got that look on his face again…”
Comment from Oceania
Time: November 14, 2013, 8:00 am
‘Harry the Little Ginger Bastard’!
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: November 14, 2013, 1:53 pm
Can’t send help. Stop But can send good news. Stop
Tell Cat Stop.
http://nypost.com/2013/11/13/editor-exodus-continues-at-nyt/
Comment from gromulin
Time: November 14, 2013, 2:58 pm
Will he get to keep his jaunty balls, or are the Brits as castration crazed as us ‘Mercans?
Comment from Wolfus Aurelius
Time: November 14, 2013, 3:26 pm
Disconnecting his batteries may calm him down.
“May,” I repeat. Deletion of those modules doesn’t always change the cat’s personality. . . .
Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: November 14, 2013, 6:42 pm
Quick, throw it a roll of paper towels. Those feather toys are a great distraction, by the way. Its a stick with string and a feather and it gives the cat something else to attack.
Comment from Deborah
Time: November 14, 2013, 8:53 pm
Stoaty probably would prefer that Mad Jack the pouncing Cat not go after things with feathers …
Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: November 14, 2013, 9:14 pm
Get a laser pointer. Cats love them.
Comment from Anonymous
Time: November 14, 2013, 9:21 pm
Ringtailed lemur. Did not realize they ranged that far North. Must have been smuggled in for bushmeat.
Comment from gromulin
Time: November 14, 2013, 10:50 pm
…and why do you keep the Scotch behind the fridge?
Comment from Scubafreak
Time: November 15, 2013, 1:17 am
I recommend sedation with a strong analgesic sedative, such as scotch. Not for him, for you…
Comment from Oceania
Time: November 15, 2013, 9:24 am
Hmmmm its teething … how nice ….
And it now likes the taste of blood!
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