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Just flat-out busted it

This is for real. This really happened. This is not a parody. This thing was tweeted yesterday by Barack Obama’s official Twitter account, appearing under his own name.

See, this is what happens when your communications team is so politically correct, nobody’s willing to tell the designer, “dude, that is the gayest thing I have ever seen.”

Bonus! If you visit barackobama.com/talk, you can find handy instructions for making yourself an insufferable prick over the holidays!


Comment from Davem123
Time: December 18, 2013, 7:48 pm

Love the Gay-gauge.

The O’Bama administration is the biggest bunch of insulated-from-the-real-world, hothouse-flower-stupid bozos this world has seen in a long time. The only people that even come close are the current batch of GOP leadership, running around attacking their base.

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: December 18, 2013, 8:19 pm

First, Davem123; agreed.

Second, When I first saw this yesterday; what crossed my mind was, “not in my house”.

I have no family so blatantly flawed as that poncie, glittering jewel of a Capitol City wet dream. Mind you, that does not mean that there are no gays in my extended family. And they are family, and loved and protected as such. Being gay is not a problem. THAT critter is obviously, severely, mentally, and psychologically broken in so many ways that if we had a society where life and death were regularly in play; he and his genetic line would have been a sacrifice to Darwin long ago.

If any of my family brought THAT home [and sitting there in “one-sy” pajamas and drinking hot chocolate implies a familial level of presence]; at the first hint of it mouthing Obama/Obamacare love, I would don rubber gloves [so I would not get the snivel all over me] and as an act of corporeal mercy introduce it to the bottom of any one of several abandoned mine shafts in the area.

First Thanksgiving. Now Christmas. Chinese New Year starts January 31 this year [it’s lunar and moves around]. I am not responsible for my reactions if they come up with some Charlie Chan looking dweeb.

Subotai Bahadur

Comment from Mojo
Time: December 18, 2013, 8:40 pm

Homo Wimpus Domestcus

A not-so rara Avis, unfortunately.

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: December 18, 2013, 8:45 pm

PJMedia is having a photoshop contest about this critter.


Subotai Bahadur

Comment from Oceania
Time: December 18, 2013, 9:06 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, and assorted sub-human faggots (you know who you are).
This is part of a continual effort to denigrate society so these child molesters can carry out there lifestyles openly.

Now do you believe me about Obamas Chichagggggo Bath House Fun?

We have an intel file on him, from his time in Hawaii, where he frequented homosexual groups for drugs.

I’m tending to become less concerned about Obama, as I now realise that he is a sick joke that is taking your country down – from the inside.

Comment from BJM
Time: December 18, 2013, 10:32 pm

Man, what is that foul smell in here? Is the troll is sh*tting itself again?

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 18, 2013, 10:55 pm

Oh, C’Mon.. It’s JUST Rachel Maddow in drag…

Comment from BJM
Time: December 18, 2013, 11:07 pm

I’m laughing so hard at Onsie Boy mockery on Twitchy that I almost forgot the WH’s other brilliant idea:


And of course being the smartest WH evah, they went for a Trifecta of fail:

tinyurl dot com/ kkq6p3g

Comment from Armybrat
Time: December 18, 2013, 11:16 pm

Subotai Bahadur…that was just pure poetry!

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 18, 2013, 11:19 pm

Help me out here. What marketing demographic segment is Onesie Boy supposed to appeal to?

I’m not even convinced he’s gay in the modern sense of the word. He’s simply a total, down to the bone, complete and utter wanker. Literally.

Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: December 18, 2013, 11:50 pm

Uncle Al,

I had a drill sergeant who used to refer to that particular demographic as communist pantywaists. I believe “milquetoast” also applies.

Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: December 19, 2013, 1:04 am

It just got worse.


Comment from Nina
Time: December 19, 2013, 1:26 am

Twitchy has been enjoying this entirely too much today, and so have I.


Comment from steve
Time: December 19, 2013, 1:41 am

Oh, C’Mon.. It’s JUST Rachel Maddow in drag…


Comment from Joe Allen
Time: December 19, 2013, 1:48 am

“Love the Gay-gauge.”

I believe the technical term for it is “homometer”. Or, as the Brits call it: a “spanner”.

Comment from Paula Douglas
Time: December 19, 2013, 3:41 am

That’s the pussification of the American male personified.

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: December 19, 2013, 3:55 am

I didn’t really get a gay vibe from this so much as a pathetic emasculated loser vibe. The kind of twee schmuck that lives with his mommy and loves bronies.

Comment from Oceania
Time: December 19, 2013, 10:10 am


Is this what you Amerikans call ‘pyjama party’ or a ‘sleep over’?


Smell? Smell? BJM? Have you been Santoruming again old boy? Smells like you have …

Comment from surly ermine
Time: December 19, 2013, 2:46 pm

How much did I pay for that shit?

Comment from steve
Time: December 19, 2013, 2:51 pm


Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: December 19, 2013, 5:22 pm


Yeah I can’t believe that any gay dudes would wear footie pajamas. I feel confident that they existent entirely for the hipster man-child generation.

Comment from sandman say f*ck it all
Time: December 19, 2013, 5:41 pm

1)I am ready to punch any allegedly male figure found wearing footies. Right in the face.

2)I had to look up what the hell a ‘brony’ is and would also punch that person in the face. Thank goodness for search engines. I am happily out of date on social things.

3)Beta males need to be beaten into some semblance of masculinity. These lightweight pantywaists are the pussbags getting ‘bullied’ in a lot of cases. Being expected to act like you have testicles is threatening to some folks…

4)God, whether you believe in Him or not, cannot be happy with our urban hipster douchebag, double-whipped soy mocha-latte candy pants culture.

Comment from Badger Baculum
Time: December 19, 2013, 6:47 pm

As a detox for The Bathhouse Barry’s unmanly antics, shall we now open our browser tabs to rural, bucolic, pastoral England.

Polecat Ferrets, Badgers galore. Cats are present. Bizarre costume, footwear and accent galore.

Not ghey AT ALL… what the protagonist says at 05:15 notwithstanding. Total length 18:28 and captivating throughout.


Comment from steve
Time: December 19, 2013, 9:47 pm


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 19, 2013, 9:48 pm

I’m witchoo, Mrs. C, the gag factor on that sucker is over the edge.
If The Heritage Foundation had produced that youtube (no pun intended) video to talk about the security dangers of the website or the substandard options when it’s working, the left would be HOWLING that their homophobia/h8t is expicit in that puddy tat pasquinade.

Comment from Oceania
Time: December 19, 2013, 9:56 pm

Why do African American gay and bi men need health insurance?

Because 23% of them are HIV+!

That’s right … its straight out of Rhodesia Today!!!!

Your tax money keeps HIV infected fags alive long enough to infect more fags … well done Amerika!


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 19, 2013, 10:01 pm

All I want for Christmas is for Oceania to shut the fuck up on my blog for a few days.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: December 19, 2013, 11:26 pm

I would like a beer for Christmas. Just one, but make it a 1200oz, please.

Comment from Steve Skubinna
Time: December 20, 2013, 4:21 am

That person’s not gay. At least not in the sense of sexual orientation.

What boggles my mind is contemplating the number of people who gave this a critical look, nodded sagely and said “Great, let’s go with it.” It was probably the same clowns that went with the Brosurance, and then the Hosurance ads. Can’t the administration hire one or two adults to keep an eye on things?

Comment from Christopher Smith
Time: December 22, 2013, 4:13 am

No, Steve.

Even in those circles everyone except the boss thought it was a disaster, but didn’t want to lose face by saying so. You have to walk the talk there, reality be damned.

Comment from drew458
Time: December 23, 2013, 2:46 am

Love the gayometer but it would look a bit better if every number wasn’t “00”.

Mrs. Compton: that was really scary.

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